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That just made me throw up in my throat a little, it's a mental image my mind can never purge.

I imagine that it might be easier to live with someone dealing with Lyme disease than it would be dealing with someone with clinical depression. Truthfully, I think that's what sent David Foster off the deep end of the marriage. It's definitely something that a layman can't fix or talk a person out of.

lucky you, I'm going to have a HELL of a challenge trying to get my palette in my butt

.......and, my mind 'went there' like others probably did

I think she meant pellet not palette. That's a slow-release capsule that contains what she described as a naturopathic remedy to ease symptoms of menopause. A natural hormone supplement that is released slowly over time.

To this reunion show all I can say for now is 'just wow'. This is insignificant to all that happened in the reunion but when Yolanda mentioned depression it hit me like a thud that she had all the classic signs of depression. Of course, her ruptured implants and Lyme disease of made her feel physically ill, but the host of other symptoms she had like persistent aches and pains, headaches, digestive problems, fatigue, loss of energy, and not having the will to get dressed and fix her hair and makeup. I noticed during that period that her eyes appeared sunken and smaller. I know, no makeup. But despite that, she had the 'look' of a very depressed person. Maybe she and David had problems all along and she felt insecure. Plus the fact that he was always traveling and not home with her. Her kids were gone onto their careers and she was an empty-nester. I don't think people realize how emotionally fragile Yolanda was and it was all attributed to Lyme disease. This is all only my own opinion of course. That's how I saw it tonight. I think she's still struggling with it since her divorce announcement. Maybe she's feeling better because the 'other shoe' has dropped finally and they've decided to part ways.

I'm still convinced this was all contrived and set up, and I am NOT trans-phobic, I am a realist. It's fact and just how it is.

It's a shame that Candis has decided that at the age of 40 she'd like to have children. This is definitely something that every transgendered person should think about before completing their transition. I have to agree with the legal system here by not making it easy to adopt children if you're single, over 40 and a transgender woman. Naturally, any adoption process considers the child above all else and I can understand that it might be something that a child will have to deal with growing up in a home with only a transgendered mother and no father figure. I know that everyone deserves to have children and a family but as the lawyer said, some couples choose to hide the fact that they are transgendered in order to be able to gain approval for adoption. In Candis case, not only is she single and over 40 but she's a transgender nightclub entertainer. Any court will weigh all these things in making the decision to hand over a baby to her to raise. The cards are definitely stacked against her but I can't help but feel that this entire scenario about her desire to adopt a child was only brought out for this show and not her genuine wish. I think it was contrived just to illustrate just one more hurdle and obstacle that stands in the paths of anyone in the LGBT community. I also think that bringing in the gender confirmation surgeon may have been Jenny Boylan's choice as far as who it was but I'm certain it was Caitlyn's wish and direction that she do so. If I hear Caitlyn say "I just don't know" one more time, I think I'll throw something at my TV. Caitlyn Jenner knows exactly what she wants and has wanted all along. She's just a coward and doesn't want the press beating her up or embarrass her kids. But, she knows.

So are the Kardashians. Enough said?

Putting aside his looks (again) and it's difficult to do because although John isn't exactly Brad Pitt, he's not exactly Quasimodo either. The thing that makes me think 'yuck' is the fact that he seems to feel that he's a big playboy with the ladies and that he has the right to molest them physically in a public venue. I think he actually believes that the women like this behavior. But, he's treading on thin ice there and one day he'll maul the wrong woman and he'll find himself slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Being super-snarky here, I think that Hannah and a pair of eyebrow tweezers should be introduced to each other or maybe a lighter shade of brown instead of the stark black. It just doesn't go with her hair color. When I see her in any scene all I notice is eyebrows. I think that all the women are reaching the age where they can't disguise the fact that they're older. Panic sets in when approaching 60 because "omg! I remember my grandma being 60 and thought she was ancient!" Let's face it, for all the women involved in the Real Housewives franchises, aging and looking your age is an enemy even more feared than Brandi Glanville.

Very close! Excellent observation.

In the second link, Bethenny obviously wants to drag Jules into agreeing that John was the villain in that skirmish, but Jules is trying to be Switzerland here and staying neutral. She's new in the group and I don't think she wants to join a coalition against John because she's friends with Dorinda. Jules is almost like a real friend! Who woulda thunk it? Bethenny got frustrated because Jules wouldn't immediately confirm that John was wrong and she was right. Jules just scored some points in my opinion for taking the high road. And Luann's voice sounds like she's just about on the brink of having something terrible tragic physically. If she's still smoking, and I was her doctor, I'd strongly advise her to stop immediately or she's going to end up with throat or lung cancer. These women aren't too smart if they're all still smoking cigarettes and I've seen Dorinda, Jules and Luann all smoking. What good is it to put on a $900 dress and $100 a bottle perfume if you're going to end up smelling like a dirty ashtray filled with cigarette butts?

So, Dorinda and John are both drunk, Dorinda can barely speak and John and Bethenny are in a big fight about the Skinny Girl brand name. Bethenny tells John she can't have this conversation with someone wearing a Snoopy scarf so he pulls that off from around his neck. I laughed like crazy in Bethenny's talking head when she said something about John's looks."I really want a poster child for an amazing boyfriend just like you. You vision of loveliness. Prince Charles called, he wants you to fill in for him next week".

I recall years ago when I only casually watched RHBH, I'd see this guy (Mohamed) at most of the social functions and saw how friendly LisaV was with him. It was never explained back then who he was. He was like that other guy that was in the back of the limo with Adrienne Maloof when Kim and Kyle had their big fight. I didn't know their names so I just gave them one of my own "guy with dragonian face' and 'guy with girlie hairstyle and huge forehead'.

Dear Ms. Glanville, Please be advised that I represent Joanna Krupa and her husband Romain Zago in her/his/their actions against you for slander, libel, defamation and/or intentional infliction of emotional distress. As you are aware, on November 11, 2013, on Bravo's, Watch What Happens Live, you falsely accused Mrs. Krupa of having sex with Mohamed Hadid while he was in an intact marriage to Yolanda Foster (i.e. adultery) and that Mohamed Hadid told you that Mrs. Krupa's "p—sy smelled," claiming that such was the truth and that Lisa Vanderpump was there when Mr. Hadid said such to you. At the time you made the false and malicious statements on national and international television, including such being published and broadcast in Florida, you knew your statements were false and that such were damaging and humiliating to Mrs. Krupa and/or her husband and subjected Mrs. Krupa and/or her husband to hatred, ridicule, contempt and/or injury to his/her/their reputation.

The windows are bare, so...... just sayin

According to a recent Bravo article; http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/bethenny-frankel-addresses-those-cancer-rumors "One of the biggest shockers to come out of the supertease for Season 8 of The Real Housewives of New York City was that Bethenny Frankel will be dealing with a health scare. The Skinnygirl mogul reveals that she will have to undergo a surgery and inquires about a living will in the clip, above. Though Bethenny hasn't revealed what the illness is, she told PEOPLE last month that she is "facing a women's health issue that many women can relate to." Since then, rumors have spread that Bethenny had cancerous fibroids removed, but she is now putting those reports to rest. "I don't have cancer," Bethenny told ET. "I don't even like that that word is sort of out there."

John has always conjured up a quadrilogy (one more than a trilogy) of images to me that are borderline nasty. I can imagine John getting out of bed in the morning with his eyes half open as he plods down a hallway to the bathroom yawning, scratching his balls, while burping and farting at the same time. You know what I mean, the kind of guy that still giggles when he tells his girlfriend 'pull my finger', farts then laughs his ass off thinking it's the funniest thing in the world. He's just sort of Neanderthalish. I really question the selection of Jules Wainstein by Bravo for this season. I found it odd that a woman that's been married for 8 years didn't know how to make the coffee and it just happened to be one of her first attempts at it on this episode. I know that's not a big deal compared to her obvious 'lack of hunger or appetite'. Look, I'm already protecting myself from being accused of body shaming, so I tried to avoid using the word 'anorexic'. Well, hell with political correctness, let that be damned because anorexia will be mentioned many, many, many times in reviews this season. That's a guarantee. I had always thought Bethenny and Carole were anorexic but as Carole has said many times, I think they're both naturally skinny. Jules is skinny on another level, one that's not natural at all. I'm just not sure that Bravo made a smart choice with Jules because I just don't think she's representative of what a physically or emotionally healthy woman is. I know she will remind us at least a kabillion times that she's Japanese and Jewish and she keeps a kosher house but does touching shellfish with your fingers give you license to freely dunk your hands in the bowl of ice that the champagne is sitting in? Isn't there a restroom in that venue where you could wash your hands? That's not only rude, it's STUPID. I think I'm going to miss the glamour and palatial homes of Beverly Hills. That apartment that Jules Wainstein and her husband has looks like a shabby apartment to eyes that are accustomed to seeing Lisa Vanderpump's mansion but that NY apartment probably costs an easy few million since it's in Tribeca where her neighbors are Beyonce and Jay Z, Gwyneth Paltro, Tyra Banks and many more. Ramona's apartment on the upper East side was listed for sale at $5 million. Ramona is offering her Hampton's house for lease for the season which runs Memorial Day to Labor Day for $320,000 for the season. She got the Hampton house in the divorce settlement from Mario

You're so right about the contrast between the Beverly HIlls women and the rich RHNY women. The RHBH women tend to be more scheming and underhanded. The New York women are as tough as nails and they'll let you know in a blink of an eye when they don't like someone.They don't let things simmer. I think that perhaps since the Beverly Hills women are more hooked into the high profile life of entertainment and real estate mongols that they 'think' they are better and above all that. But the women in NY can be as gritty as the city they live in and it's less refined or socially correct. Truthfully, I'd rather be able to see a frontal attack coming at me than having a knife stuck in my back like the RHBH women would do. There's other factors that figure in with the attitudes of the NY women. They deal with living in a densely populated city and interact with 'regular' people on a day to day basis. There's a frenzied atmosphere wherever they go, and it's all hustle and bustle. They live tougher than in Beverly Hills when a tough day for them is when the pool man didn't show up or the maid put their Louboutin shoes in the wrong slot in their 1,000 square foot closet.

I have nothing to say. I just deleted a post and it left a blank spot that I had to type something in. Bye

David, 64, revealed the identity of their millionaire cupid, Mohamed Hadid, in an interview with Haute Living Los Angeles for the July/August 2014 issue. 'Mohamed and I were friends, and we had this plan that we were going to live together. (really? live together?) I was walking around his house, and I saw all these photographs of him and her and their children. I said, "That’s your ex-wife, and I’d like to meet her." So he introduced us,' David remembered. Yolanda's long illness was possibly one of the bigger reasons for falling out of love with each other. But, the article did have a quote from David Foster that might be a little more telling. I honestly think that David had a lot of jealousy and resentment of Yolanda for her new-found fame on RHBH. 'I was at NASCAR the other day, and a fan came up to me. I thought, "Oh, they must be Whitney fans, or Celine fans," but the women said, "We just love Yolanda!" It’s happening more and more now. These women had no idea who I was, other than as Yolanda’s husband on the show.' Yolanda and Mohamed divorced in 2000 and Mohamed introduced Yo to David in 2005 or 2006. David Foster got his divorce from Bruce Jenner's ex-wife Linda Thompson in 2005.. I think the dates are a bit fuzzy, it's really difficult to pin down the exact year of their meeting. But I have a suspicious mind and have wondered if Yolanda wasn't the reason David and Linda Thompson divorced.

Lisa Rinna doesn't feel she'll have any presence at all unless she still has 'a problem with that' (whatever it was). No matter how petty or how much nobody cares to hear it, she'll push the 'big problem' in order to get any camera time. She's scraping the bottom of a barrel that was scraped dry months ago. There's no substance to any of her 'she said, he said, whoeverthefuck said' anymore. She lost me long ago when she kept beating the LisaV and Kyle involvement in the Munchhausen thing. Lisa.......WE DON'T CARE. HELLO? DO YOU HEAR US?? What dead horse will she pull out of her ass (nice imagery though) next season to beat to death while we all yawn and don't give a damn about? If Bravo thought that showing LisaR laying on the floor getting her bum hole waxed would get us interested, they're dead wrong. I got a mirror.

I can't imagine any of these wealthy people getting married, especially for the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time not having a prenuptial agreement. Yolanda was taken care of for life from her divorce from Mohamed. David is filthy rich too so I'm sure she won't ever have to worry about finances.

I feel there's some kind of deeper reason for the relationship and friendship that Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd have with Mohamed Hadid. When she was sitting with Yolanda, Lisa said "I don't want to be too involved in it because of my connection to Mohamed and everything". Yolanda replied "You came into my life as Mohamed's friend, your loyalty will always be to Mohamed and it should be because that's where your........" At this point LisaV abruptly cut her off mid-sentence as if she was afraid that Yolanda would divulge something that she didn't want known. If anyone hasn't already googled Mohamed Hadid, I think this article will explain a lot of the reasons why Lisa is such a dedicated friend to Mohamed. The bottom line is that he's extremely wealthy, like REALLY wealthy, but more than that he's powerful and has some very influential 'friends'. http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/12-things-you-didnt-know-about-mohamed-hadid I found it surprising that none of them, except for maybe Erika, had any inclination that there was trouble in Yolanda's marriage. They all seemed to be genuinely taken back by the news of their divorce. I think that Yo and David tried to allay the ruminations about their marriage being David's fault because he is usually not there and he's traveling without her. They spoke about how they haven't really been apart from each other for more than 2 weeks, David corrected Yo by saying '8 days'. I believe that David has been unfaithful to Yo for a very long time and something brought that to a head. She did say at the end that "in time, David and I are going to be great friends" which to me means that at that point in time they weren't. I don't like David Foster even a little bit. The guy is the worst kind of man, he only needs a beautiful trophy wife to satisfy his enormous ego. I'll stick to my guns regarding my conviction that her exploded implants had a lot to do with her general malaise and incredible fatigue. The lymph nodes under her arms and under her collarbone were loaded with silicone. That's not good because it slows down the drainage of lymphatic fluid into the system making a person feel extremely fatigued. (lymphadenopathy) Since she underwent the ex-plant procedure, she claims to be feeling much better. I just think that was a huge contributor to her illness. LisaR gets my thumbs down for just being her. She's never going to let go of anything as long as it brings even a small fragment of attention to herself. I view Lisa Rinna as the type of woman that men really don't like at all, but I can see that she has a knack for endearing herself to women that don't really know her well.