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I have to admit that this sounds interesting when you recap it, peach, but I thought the whole thing was crap. Michael crying to the hooker was kinda funny, but I don't know how on earth you do this. I swear it took me longer to read your recap than it did for me to watch the show, what with FFing and all. Great job, as usual.

The bolded just about sums it up, peach - and Pratt and Phelps probably really believe that, like the tooth fairy and shit. As Margamo said in another thread, "Not finished but too tired to care. :)" I think we're all getting there.

God, I hope not - this is the worst disaster Chucky has thought up yet. If the herb has a Newman baby, she will be on the show forever. Great job, by the way.

God, Ninja - you are off to an early start - can't wait to see what comes next. This entire post is great, but this section is just pure gold. Haven't heard condoms called rubbers very, very long time - like the 60's. LMAO.

This entire conversation was entertaining, but that was last week - even laster than last week now. The real last week was just unbelievable bad, I thought. Maybe you could just do one big re-cap for the whole shit-fest and be done with it, peach - I can't believe you have to watch that and re-cap it. Was last week as bad as I think, or was I just in a funk? I wore out my FF finger and now, I am afraid of badly damaging my bird finger.

We could call someone to start a prayer circle for a tock - not me - I'm too busy drinking to pray..

Sorry, but it's hard for me to think of Stitch/Ben as an upgrade to anyone - with the possible exception of the Ape-Man or Turd. The decency and personality genes are definitely defective in that entire family. Even Cane, Billy, Michael, Dylan, and Mary Paul come in on a higher scale for me than Stitch/Ben. That said, I suppose he is making money for the people who make Grey Goose.

Thanks for volunteering - no matter about the distractions - just hit the important stuff. Nice how everyone is so cooperative here.

I was really getting into the #stillnodinner thing, but this is even better. I never enjoyed a scene more in my life - Nick having to act like a half grown man for a change. That stupid Sage is going to wind up pregnant for sure, just because she said she could never have children. Great recap, peach - just one more and you get to rest because this last week was sooo bad.

We will miss you terribly, bannana. Is anyone volunteering to pitch in and help for the four days you are gone. I know several people who are perfectly capable of doing this (looking at you, Red). I know it's tough to do but it's just for four days. I read this first thing, because I always want to peek - lol.

This is spot on, peach. If only he were human, he could have a moment of enlightenment here, and realize that Karma has just bit him in the ass Thanks again for doing the recaps and hope things are still improving at home.

I can't tell you how much I am enjoying these re-caps right now, peach. It takes me all the way back to last week, when the show was tolerable, sometimes even good. The load of crap it has turned into this week is forcing the Grey Goose hard. I can't believe you were up at this time of the morning, trying to do something nice for us - thanks you for being here and doing these. I wish I had saved these episodes to watch and try to remember the hope I had for the show last week. lol

Thanks for making a nice banana cake from this load of crap, bannana. Just a week ago, I was enjoying the show and believing that maybe things were going to get better. Now, I don't know what the hell is happening - No funny Jack or Fack anywhere, Sharon ruining what could have been a good thing for her, AND Kelly didn't die, AGAIN. BuJ was getting interesting and now he is boring as toast, and while they are scruffing up my gorgeous Joe, it's the greasy hair that turns me off so bad, I want to give him a good shampoo, and cut off about an inch of hair on top, so it won't hang in those blue eyes. I want to watch again, and I try to think it's better, and they hit you in the gut with stuff like the last few days. It's like they change writers every couple of weeks, and they have let the crazy one have control again. Disgusting - Pratt! Just nothing but SHIT!!

Ninja, I am usually looking for something funny from you, and this isn't the usual post. I so agree with you that if the show has to have someone to punish endlessly, it should at least be someone who deserves it. Not saying Sharon's perfect (that text was dumb) but nobody on the show is perfect. Victor is just the most evil and sinister person on the show, and yet, he never is punished. It makes me sick.

It's never gonna stop, is it? I think we may be on the 'Highway to Hell' - don't know whether to laugh or cry.

There is something tickling my memory about this, but I can't quite remember- that was not yesterday, but I should remember this. Thanks for trying to help - I'm afraid I'm beyond hope..

I can't remember anything about orchids and Japan, either - think they just made that up. But then, maybe I was playing with the Grey Goose when it happened, and I FF a lot. Maybe it was something from when they were married before - I don't think they've been to Japan in the last 5 or 6 years, for sure. HOWEVER........

I totally agree - I think Peter Bergman is the best actor on this show - prepared, professional, and always good. I will admit I posted "Jack - close your mouth" once, during the Kelly - Phyllis crap, but it was done with love - lol. I am enjoying having him playing some comedy, anger, desperation, and at last having decent material. Loving it - and loving him with GT. Edited to add 'Another great one, bannana' - loving you, too.

Fake Jack can really use this "I don't remember" crap now that the Gnome has crashed his new Ferrari. Wonder if he'll remember "This is Jack Abbott - who is this?" long enough to tell the great one? Great that you are already back, peach - you must mend quicker than I do.

Just seconding this - Ninja has been on a real roll lately, and this is one of the best. We have so many witty people here - this board has become my drug of choice. Well, to be perfectly honest, we have to deal with the Grey Goose, but it's a good contest. Edited to add extra thanks to bannana for these hysterical recaps - even though I'm a day behind, US, I love these.

AND an adorable great grand-baby - the trick, as usual, is to keep them totally separate. B R E A T H E - peach!

Poor peach - we love you. Take your time and get some rest, recaps can wait. Half of us aren't watching anyhow, just reading recaps. I will, however, admit to watching more now, and only FFing occasionally - I think things are looking up. Family always has to come first. :)

Hey, I just saw those previews, slo-mo, and the facial hair is back in those scenes. I was so irritated because when he and Dylan were talking, he looked clean shaven again. I hope they really are reading the boards and see how many people want to see him with the hot look. If they shave it all off again, I swear, I will write another complaint letter. I still haven't seen the non-wedding, so I have to catch up. They can't keep him in Chicago forever, but it looks like they're going there with Sharon and Dylan. We may have to wait.

Another great recap, bannana. I love reading these a day ahead. I have the sick baby one more day, and on Sunday I will catch up on 2 US days. Thanks again - you are doing such a great job.

Peach, I think you and I are the only ones still holding on to Shoe - and Pratt's never going to give it to us. They're even shaving that gorgeous face every day, just so we can't see how hot this man is. I suppose 6:00 am is way too early to get out the vodka. Great recap and so detailed. High praise