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Here Here! *clinks Champagne glasses*

Siggy wasn't hurt and planned every second of that stunt. Showing up to the party with the foot and arm brace was her way of taking the attention off of Margaret, the hostess, and putting it on herself. She is a total fucking energy sucking vampire. And she is clearly dealing with a good one in Margaret because if she came to my house during my birthday and told me "she doesn't want to be friends"? Scene. Get the fuck out bitch; hobble your ass to your car and go sniff your sons undies some more. Glad this ignorant cow is gone. She's just so punchable.

As do I; my whole family greets each other with "Hey Bubba!" and I have an older friend who does the same. I too enjoyed everyone; I thought it was nice that everyone wanted to move on and change the energy. Will it last? No, but still... I'm in that small minority that loves Dorit; she is perfect reality tv to me. And I 'm probably the one woman island that likes PK. *runs*

Gender is decided by the male's sperm so not being able to give sons is on Joe Giduice, not Teresa.

*screaming*

Yo...I did too! I zoned out and started playing piano and missed the whole party.

Yeah, this show was terrible. But I just have to say that while I sympathized with Ashley about the folks not showing up, (even though a party shouldn't hinge on 6 people showing up), but homegirl, if you had come at me the way you came at Happy and told me to get the fuck out, Bravo would have had some wayyyyyy better footage to air for this shitshow...

First off, I binge watched this show last weekend and I am hooked! Didn't know what I was missing. Second, Let me tell you, Adam wouldn't have gotten one damn dollar of his tip from me. This dumb passive-aggressive asshole is actually getting in a pissing contest over a paying primary guest about a simple request like onions? And thinks he is winning some sort of war with this rich guy who will go on living his life? I'm so glad he pointedly let it be known that he knew the deal and lavishly complimented the rest of the crew and paid what they deserved for their service. Adam should be fired and Malia is silly for falling for this loser.

As did I. I saw it as here is this man's youngest born kid that felt abandoned when Daddy left Mommy who always felt he had something to prove. And instead of seeing that, Dad is still belittling him. Yeah, Thomas has made mistakes but as a now single father, he absolutely did not need to be put down in that moment. And the way the man couldn't find wiggle room with going to his grandchild's fist birthday. Sad.

Honestly though, she's not the Pope. Trying to dictate the tone of the entire evening, conversations and so on? Failing venture. There's decorum but adult people will do what they want to do. She has to lead a limited life if she never encounters a curse word because there are people from Bill Gates down to the Chimney sweep that curse.

Imo, Kim's not an alcoholic. She's a straight up drug user, opioids I believe, and alcoholic label is the accepted tv code talk for her issues by her family. It's one thing to be an alcoholic, it's an entirely other thing to be a long-time drug user, and it's why Kathy and Kim had such the freak out on Kyle. I have an aunt who overdosed on drugs 27 years ago. She quit cold turkey, no rehab, it scared the bejeezus out of her. But she drinks. But she's not a raging alcoholic, she's the average social drinker of a couple of times a week. It wasn't her issue. I suspect the same of Kim. Because otherwise that glass of wine would have freaked Kyle out as usual. That goes against traditional sober wisdom but I think it's more common that expected.

I loved it! FUCK YO COUCH RINNA! (TM Chappelle Show)

PK wasn't any more involved than Mauricio or Ken imo. MMV but I think he was sticking up for his wife as both of those husbands have, right or wrong. Mauricio has checked Kyle on 1 or 2 occasions when she behaved badly but he clearly loves her and Ken would cut anyone who says about word about Lisa.

I think way too much is being made about the accent thing honestly. People try to match their words to their environment to be understood or to take on the inflection of where they are. I don't believe it is to be posh. I am trilingual and I overtly try to pronounce Brazillian portuguese like a Brazilian when I'm there and continental Portuguese like I'm from Portugal, not with my southern accent because it changes the inflection and meaning of the words. Doris is multi-lingual and around a Brit and would therefore begin to pick up his inflection, just as I'm sure PK's friends thing he's lost a bit of his cockney accent. My Australian friend's kids used to have adorable Crocodile Dundee accents but sound more and more American each day. It happens.

Erica just doesn't shut the fuck up with her victimhood. And her dismissive attitude when she is very much in her feelings about the damn panty situation is a facade. Bitch you care A LOT.

I just figured out who Dorit reminds me of. Thandie Newton. It's uncanny.

Ericka did the absolute most last night and it was extremely unbecoming. She is unhinged. Tom needed an apology too? "Girl, fuck you" is what I would have said. Doris is silly as hell but she apologized at least twice last night very sincerely but Erica wanted to feel her righteous rage. Eileen didn't deserve all of that rage but then again I liked seeing her getting some sort of cosmic heat in a sense as she annoys me for not ever shutting the fuck up in her caping for people when they're dead ass wrong. This time, she actually did pull away from her friendship role to tell Ericka that she was doing too much and Erica bit her got damn head off. Lisa Rinna is a total piece of shit and if Dorit had decked her last night and snatched that wig, I wouldn't have been mad. That bitch better not ever bring up Kim/Amsterdam/Harry ever again because she did that times 10.

Gotta say, unpopular opinion but I actually adore Dorit. I think she has been a good addition. She's very attractive and just ridiculously extra enough to stick around and not be a one and done. I like P.K too (ducks)

They tag-teamed her WWF style and I was so glad they did. It was even more irritating to see her behavior after watching her openly go after the dance instructor with her knowing that it was wrong (as adorable as she was about letting him know her affection) but to watch her make those overt demands. I know we're talking about someone who processes emotions differently but I was happy that the behavior was given a reprimand. I was so impressed with Rachel who really just impresses me as a pure soul.

This might be the funniest fucking comment I have ever read in the history of the internet. Got dammit I can't stop laughing!

What a shit show. The way Shannon just stutters and gets hysterical looking for back up when she gets in a rage is something to see. I was so lost by the chick with the deep voice and heavy accent talking about the purse, I thought production had dubbed an imaginary person in for at least a full minute. Vicki needs to be karate chopped in the throat to stop her incessant whining. Straight to the larynx. She's such a victim. That call to Brooks said it all. Kelly just comes off as a complete trash box. Heather's fall made me laugh my ass off. A laugh from the pit of my soul and she handled it well. I give this episode an A- for entertainment. It wasn't the pinnacle of Real Housewife fuckery as in NY's Scary Island or the NJ Christening but it was batshit enough that I sat through a 2nd viewing.

Cary's Botox frozen tears and ragged sobbing are a case study in guilty as fuck behavior. She did it. Otherwise she'd be as dismissive as she is of LeAnne every other day.

It seems like Bethenny said it in the talking head to me, not sitting there with LuAnn, Luann actually mentioned it in the moment. Who knows with editing though.

When Brian asked Brandi "So...you're going to cry?" That's how women end up on Snapped.

Watching the way Brandi was standing there, cuddling that dog and staring at the husband who pretty much ignored her to go play on the swings? Tugged at my heart strings. So cold.