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This show is only getting better for me. I realized that when it was over and I was like damn that hour went by fast. As opposed to when I am trying to give The Leftovers another chance and the hour seems interminable. I love the old school vampire shit and the details they add to make it more gory and suspenseful. The long ass tongue and especially the worms. In usual vampire trope, you just have to get bit but here you just have to get a worm under on your skin.
Can't wait until Russian rat killer crosses over and becomes vampire slayer. You know dude is going to bring it!!
I am curious about the Master. Interesting that he made sure to break the necks of the 2 concentration camp victims and he smashed the head to bits of the poor AFA guy in episode 1 - that shit was brutal. I wonder if he does that so that they won't change over.
The lawyer lady is very interesting. Maybe she is going to beat it. Then the lady Dr. can find a cure and put all the bits back on!It would be really interesting if some people got exposed and either are immune or ends up beating it somehow.I am sure there is a blood sucking lawyer joke in there somewhere but I am not sharp enough to come up with it.
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You gotta love how much the editors loathe Tamra.
Yes. This is the thing that is giving me the most life!!! And let us not forget that according to Tamra it was production that made her put on that white eyeliner making her look terrible during most of her TH segments - loving production for their stealth bitchery!! They out Regina George'ed her! HA!
Tamra is a gleefully malicious, vile, vulgar crass, willfully ignorant woman and the only thing sad about the confrontation is that it wasn't nearly as intense and soul crushing (does she even have one?) on her as it needed to be.
My main issue with Heather has always been that she is friends with TamraI kind of tend to believe that she has Tamra's number, but chooses to keep up the pretense of a "friendship" because it serves her in some way. What, I don't knowTamra is the least popular HW on the show right now. I don't see any upside to Heather aligning herself with and continuing to defend Tamra and yet she does and I would love to know why. Their friendship (or should I say alliance because I don't really believe it) just doesn't make any sense to me. I just don't get. Heather gets a taste of how mercurial Tamra can be when Heather didn't back up Tamra's account of talking shit about Lizzie so why does Heather continue to go hard in defense of her? Does. not. compute.
If Heather would've taken down Tamra she would be my most fave HW ever!!
Not a huge fan of WWHL, but I am disappointed that I missed the looks on the Dubrows faces when they lost a popularity poll by a landslide to the Beadors. LOL! They have all the money and material things they could want but they, mostly Terry, seem to really long for fame and the adoration of the fans. Terry wants to be an alpha male so bad. Poor thing.
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Well that was the most tepid "takedown" ever. The least Bravo could have done to ramp it up and give me some satisfaction was covering the path Tamra was running across barefoot with rusty nails and broken glass. Ah, where is Ramona "who are you to get me wet" Singer with a newly ruined fresh Brazilian blowout when you need her? Damnit, I demand blood What is fucked up is that Tamra has orchestrated so many of these confrontations over the seasons and she gets confronted with this weak ass shit and goes screaming off the set within minutes.
HIlarious how awkward the dinner was and how Tamra could smell the trouble on the way. She must have known she would have been able to sweat it out of Vicki if she got her alone. So glad Vicki didn't go.
I feel like Tyra screaming at Lizzie: "I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you." I just don't think she has the credibility for a clean takedown of the OC Kracken known as Tamra. What a disappointment she turned out to be. I believe she said 'fuck' but I kinda don't care. Tamra would have had a problem with it no matter which word she used.
Shannon's gripes are legimate and she handled herself like a boss. Tamra definitely underestimated the balls on Shannon. Tamra thought she was some granola eating weak ass that would back down at just the mere hint of confrontation - think again heffa.
That was real hurt that passed across Heather's face at the anorexia and not a real friend stuff. Her big whoville eyes actually seem to glisten and well up with tears. I bet money that Heather confessed to having had or currently suffering from an eating disorder. That shit took the wind out of her sails yet she still managed to crawl back into Tamra's lower colon.
Funny that in all of Shannon and Heather's argument her main issue was that Shannon yelled at her. Now all of a sudden she has a new issue with David yelling inappropriate crap that happened how many months ago? If she had that little nugget at the outset she would have verbally bludgeoned the Beadors with that shit from the gate. Something tells me production had been whispering in the Dubrows ears.
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Bethenny defended the strange photo by saying that when your young daughter wants you to put on her clothes, you do it. OK, but I doubt that her daughter insisted that she post the photo online. THAT's the part that's really disturbing...Bethenny's need to show the world absolutely everything she does, no matter how odd or uncomfortable the photo's effect. Her poor daughter will always be playing second fiddle to her mother's Instagram account. Kind of reminds me of Kim Kardashian and North West.
When I learned these women were pregnant I really hoped and wished that they had boys. Not that their jacked up self image issues wouldn't have an impact on boys but I just think things tend to be more raw and unfiltered between moms and daughters. Just wait til sexual/attractiveness competition rears its ugly head as the mom ages - watch out! All those hangups about looks and body image are passed damn near with the mother's milk. Bethenny is already at the 'we can wear the same clothes' shit and her daughter is still a doggone toddler!! I very much doubt her daughter asked her to put it on. My bet was B did her usual repeat a question over and over again with the force and frequency of bullets leaving an Uzi and her daughter was like okay sure. I have hope for B's daughter because of her ex -in-laws. Nori is fucked with Kim as mom, Kanye as a dad and Kris as a grandma and the rest of the Klan surrounding her. I shouldn't say she is fucked, more rather the deck is stacked against her having valuesm mores and goals differing from her mother. I do hope she finds her own way and voice.
I know this may come off as mean but I have to say this. Bethenny was the one of the most unfortunate looking pregnant women I think I have ever seen. I had never, never, ever seen someone's face and jaw swell up like that with pregnancy. WTF was that?!? Good gravy! I know that women's bodies change with pregnancy. Noses can swell up. Feet come become grotesque - that pic of Kim in those strappy sandals with her feet busting out like a Pillsbury can had been smashed with a hammer is iconic. If I could have it as my signature, I would! But I disgress, never seen a mug like B's do that before. Just Damn!
I was glad to see Silex go. They just never fit in with the show. They were more annoying and try hard as opposed to ruthless and nasty so I never had blazing hate for them. They just annoyed me, especially Alex capping for Bethenny towards the end. Every time I see the episode where Jill shows up as a surprise to Scary Island and Alex is shaking like a wet chihuahua I wanna scream BITCH PLEASE! WTF has Jill done to you so terrible to have you doing the crack withdrawal shakes?
Alex for sure was no great beauty but in retrospect, I do applaud her confidence and she never put anyone else's looks down to make herself feel better. I will say that as the season's progressed so did polish up nicely and she looked the best she ever looked at the end. Still no model but good by Alex standards. I did love that Simon loved her down to the dirty drawers. That is as it should be.
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Vicki shrieking in the FAMILY VAN before even seeing a monkey made me want to clock the heffa. She just should have been chloroformed and left on the bus.
That fish pedicure is one of the grossest things I have ever seen. I would never do that mess. Surprised that Shannon opted to try since she is on record as hating fish and not even wanting to go into the ocean for fear of one of them brushing up against her. So color me surprised when she dip both feet into a tank full of those little suckers. On the one hand, I admire her for facing her fears on the other I wish she hadn't because her shrieking was terrible. I have really been liking her on this trip. I like what she said about those two idiots Backdoor Tamra and Icky Vicki opening closed cabinets at a place of worship. I think that is one of the rudest most disrespectful uncouth things I have ever seen done on this show. Just wow!
Heather has been great too. I did like that she wouldn't let Tamra steam roll over her and told it like it was. Vicki and Tamra are so childish. It was almost like they were throwing in their new found closeness in Heather's face now that Tamra isn't happy with Heather daring not to agree with 100% even though she is wrong. I am still on Shannon's side in the whole Heather vs Shannon issue but I like how Heather has been outside that particular dynamic on this Bali trip.
Of course the fishies were all over Tamra's hooves. She is a pile of rotting flesh and they love dead skin.
Tamra has no need to worry about a monkey gangbang. They have much better taste than that and even they aren't that hard up! Why does she have to sexualize everything? Bet Eddie isn't hitting it on the regular. Oh and bullshit about her not having an issue if Lizzie had allegedly said shag instead of fuck. I don't believe that for a minute.
Ugh at Tamra being unable to appreciate the beauty of the stone sculptures. That was breathtaking on the screen so it must have been phenomenal in person and there her simple ass is saying she doesn't see how people can go so gaga over a pile of moss covered rocks. Hate her! What a waste of a trick on an idiot!!
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Just watched almost 2 full episodes and I have come to a conclusion about myself. I am usually a huge lover of accents. Everything from the US East Coast, the South, English, Irish(melts), Scottish, Caribbean(melts), Nigerian, Hispanic damn near name it and I usually like or love it. However, I've been discovering that the Aussie one is not music to my ear holes. In fact, with the exception I give to the few and the fine (meaning the Hemsworth brothers, minus Luke, and Joel Edgerton), I think I hate it. I can't even put my finger on why - is it nasally, whiny? Something about it just completely turns me off.
But I digress, this seems semi-interesting. So far I am digging the older crowd more.
Jackie is annoying as fuck. Did y'all know she was married to a rock star? I just want to say that I really don't want any of my previously.tv friends to ever engage in a drinking every time a she says it. I really believe someone could get hurt here. She must have been unbearable to be around when her homely ass first hooked up with Ben. I have never heard of Slipperchair so I couldn't even begin to find a fuck to give. Ben seems thirsty as hell. He already seems to have more THs than freaking Janet.
Lydia is a bore and stupid to boot. She married that man for $$ and social standing. Of course she is going to school to be a interior designer. Just so happens that her husband is an architect. Did she really tell someone not to question her husband?
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Just watched an episode for the 1st time today.
Gina looks like the 1980s had a head on fatal collision with the MAC counter and the worst makeup guru to ever post a video on youtube because the application is just beyond the worst. The jaws of life were employed but yet still there were no survivors. She was wearing an electric blue leather jacket and matching skirt and her eye liner actually matched her blue outfit. To use the much overused HW rhetorical question: Who does that? Gina that is who.
That being said, I can't look away from her. I like her the best out of all the Melbourne HWs. She is just fascinating to me. She could be the younger sister of Jackie or Joan Collins.
She must have been feeling some kind of way about Jackie's predictions because otherwise she wouldn't have hopped on a plane and flew 30 hours to meet up and then break up with her man. Still on her side on this 'battle' though.
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Leaked? hahahahaha They could "pour" that shit out in a gushing river in front of me and I would NOT look, lmao. Gross. What DID happen in the last epi of MBC? I could not bear watching TAnisha manhandle Clive so I had to bow out :)
bwahhhh! I've have never even seen the Gretchen sitting on the toilet pics posted on the internet for free and I sure as hell won't be seeking out a sex tape out with those two.
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Still loving Luann.
Watching Ramona with that odd smile plastered on her face the whole time they played her and Mario segments was quite the sight to behold. As far as I am concerned Ramona got off easy and the Countess treated Ramona better than she deserved. Even at the reunion Ramona was still throwing accusations. She just threw out that Luann slept with Sonja's old boyfriends out of the clear blue. How the fuck dare she and that was in the midst of trying to shut down all talk of her marriage she wants to lob that grenade across the couch. Bitch! Ramona is lucky that Luann is a better woman than me, because I would have eviscerated that heffa after that. Luann might not have the Queen of England's breeding, pedigree, money or class level but as compared to Ramona, she sure as hell does.
Aviva can go repelling without rope down Mt. St. Helen's, mid-eruption. That woman is a ghoul. Worst of all she is a dummy.
So the mystery of Sonja and her interns continues. She starts off saying they do get college credits. Apparently there are "colleges" out there that offer a semester credit to learn how to use a Mac and schedule appointments. So is the fashion and merchandising credit for sorting through Sonja's panties by location? Wouldn't want to get the St. Tropez crotchless undies mixed up with the Hamptons thongs. That so-called college must be the equivalent of the remedial trailer behind the school. Then Sonja says they are volunteers, which is essentially a whole 'nother animal. I am just done with looking for logic for anything Sonja says or does. If Sonja subsequently gets sued over this.....no words!
LOL! at Sonja's shock and surprise that Luann doesn't trust her. At every possible turn, Sonja has taken a swipe at Luann, what does she expect.
What was with her claiming to just not remember some of her really mean shit? She didn't remember the comment about folks with less money being satisfied with the Berkshires, and didn't remember telling the gals that Sonja didn't really care about Lu. I guess that is one way to not get called out on what an awful person you are. Don't defend it, just say you don't remember saying it.
When you are sharing the same defense tactics as the OC's Tamra Barney, you are in trouble.
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Of all the crazy nonsense the thing that bothered me the most was not the bare faced autopsy but rather something that involved everyday common sense that is applicable to all from those in this realm to the one in which a virus can mutate your body and change your circulatory system. Who the fuck with a scintilla of common sense would give the rent money to the family crack head and expect that money to go to the landlord? WHO?!?! MOMMA may be blind to her son's crackhead ways but Gus sure as hell ain't and it struck me that he knew that the money had been entrusted to his bro who seemed to be in withdrawal cause he looked at him like "what didn't you give the money to the super like we told you to?" WTH!!!
Nora? Bye Felicia! The crying was annoying but more so it was the moment after the Slayer had just saved their worthless hides. She runs up to him saying why did you do that we have protocols. Seriously did she want to submit a form to someone in DC. Oh and yeah, now y'all got protocols. I've worn my protective clothing to clean my bathroom or fry chicken then they wore to autopsy that body.
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That stray dog had the most accurate reaction of anyone on the show last night. He was just strolling along minding his own damn business and all of a sudden some idiot women start shrieking for no apparent reason. He stops in his tracks looked around all confused and was like "What is wrong with these crazy bitches?!?" And then went on his merry way.
I still like Vicki this season but damn she has to be one of the more obnoxious international travelers EVER! I would hate to travel with her anywhere outside the beaten path of Mexico, Hawaii or the Carribbean. Just climbing into the driver's seat of the transport van and honking the horn outside the airport - OBNOXIOUS AS HELL!! Using Spanish words to speak to a waiter in Bali - OBNOXIOUS AS HELL!! Screaming incessantly on an elephant ride - OBNOXIOUS AS HELL!! Acting like a 3 year asked to eat brussel sprouts about frigging prawns with mousse - OBNOXIOUS AS HELL!
I will say though that Shannon and Vicki on the canoe were gold. I like those 2 gals together.
LIzzie -- enough with the birthday party complaints. You're in Bali, woman!For real!! No husband or kids to take care. No changing the diapers of a 3 year old. No bikini bottoms to ruche. STFU! Also, Lizzie is too much of a damn princess for me in need of coddling. Who the hell needs a text the next day asking how the party went? Grow the hell up. I do wonder about her marriage to Christian. The sexual stuff was completely out of bounds and uncalled for. I think wanting Christian to do something for her birthday maybe because she constantly says he doesn't do jack shit. He never does anything for her b-day, doesn't help with the kids or around the house, which is odd because I feel like I have seen him cook and help with the kids but than again, who knows he might have been doing all that for the cameras.
I do wonder about the marry, fuck, kill thing. Tamra has more of history of lying but after this incident I am not sure I trust Lizzie's version of facts either. Where the hell were the cameras? Aren't they supposed to capture it all? Did Bravo refuse to pay overtime? LOL! According to Tamra, Eddie said he would marry Heather and fuck Lizzie. So according to Lizzie, who did Eddie say he would fuck if he would marry Lizzie? I just find it hard to believe that he would say that he would say he fuck ice queen Heather.
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Thanks GussieK for posting that Vanity Fair piece on Truman Capote. Now I am convinced he was a HW at heart. He may not have liked or loved the current crop of women as they are probably to down market for him but I think him and Andy would have been either BFFs or mortal enemies (too much alike to get along) LOL!!!. From the article:
Their love of gossip was as consuming as his own, and as long as they believed themselves exempt, which they naïvely did, they laughed when he skewered the others in their group, and they were diverted by his considerable talent for causing discord—the other side of his Pygmalion complex.
Quiet bored him; he delighted in turbulence. When none existed, he would stir it up, then stand back and watch the results. “It was almost an intellectual solitaire that he played,” said Slim. “He would invent something out of whole cloth, an absolute fabrication, and say, ‘Did you know that X is having a walk-out with Y?’ I would say, ‘Oh, Truman, for God’s sake! That’s ridiculous!’ Then I began to think about it more and wondered: is it that ridiculous? And something usually did come of his invention. Whether he willed it into being or not, I don’t know. But he could cause a lot of trouble.”
Over the years his tales, true and false, helped to wreck more than a few friendships and marriages, including, as it was to turn out, her own.
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Oh, no. I just had a TERRIBLE thought--"Tamballs--'Lookin' for Redemption/Searchin' for Salvation'" next season. Oh, God.
A "Trucker with Tits" vile, disgusting, trailer trash Tamballs, I can take.
A 'plying a woman with alcohol and siccing your gross, rapey-eyed spawn on her' Tamballs, I can take.
A nasty, up the arse-taking BEARD Tamballs, I can take.
An "I've had a disadvantaged, beleaguered past, and 'when you know better, you do better'" Redemption trope Tamballs, I CANNOT take. <smh>
I am going with health scare either herself or a family member. I really hope they don't attempt to rehab her. Those attempts are always so damn transparent.
Tamra does have family material next year what with Rapey Ryan knocking up his mother figure fiancee which he is engaged to after a 2 month instagram hook-up and being a step dad to 3 girls. We would get the intro to their NRA loving lifestyle up in the boondocks of CA.
Backdoor Tamra ain't going nowhere. She isn't a fan fave but never underestimate the worth of a damn good villain. I think there is a lot of love to hate with Tamra as opposed to with unpopular HWs like Jill or Aviva where people just hate them and want them off their screen. Plus also as has been mentioned, she is a damn good Bravo employee and doesn't give production any headaches unlike demanding ass Jill and Aviva who refuses to travel.
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For what it's worth, Aviva is not listed in the searchable database of admitted New York State attorneys under any names I can think of to search her, such as Drescher, Teichner or Dubin. (GussieK is proudly listed.)
It is possible that Aviva went to law school but either never took the bar or took the bar, passed, became admitted and then subsequently let her license lapse. I am admitted in NY and NJ and there are requirements to keeping your license in both states. You have to pay fees and take 24 credits in continuing legal education bi-annually in NY. It is possible that since Aviva didn't want to do any of that so she just let her license lapse, if she had one to begin with. My money is on that she went to law school and never took the bar. She was probably on the hunt for a Mrs. Degree, although going to law school is a dumb way to get it, because that shit ain't easy but not much Aviva does makes sense.
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Wasted on them indeed.
What never fails to disgust me about some of the ladies (mainly Vicki and Tammy Sue) are how they can be so damn judgmental when traveling. Shock and ewws when they saw more than one family with a baby on a moped in Bali kinda made me want to scream. Seriously not everyone in the world is going to be running around in an empty or half empty SUV guzzling gas and spewing out fumes. You do what you gonna do with the means and tools available to you.
Tamra's "I thought we were going to Bali, not Tijuana" when she saw the more "common areas" as they rode to their all expense paid luxury vacay made me want to simultaneously vomit and slap her. Did she expect the whole island to be wall to wall 5 star luxury hotels, day spas, bars and nightclubs? The poor locals who have the misfortune to wait on her hand and hoof have to live somewhere. And seriously, the area didn't look squalid. It wasn't covered in trash. Whether it be abroad or here in the USA, people live all kinds of ways dependent upon their income. Tamra should know that damn well being from the trailer born. The scenery was gorgeous. All of it. I loved the juxtaposition of the temples, statutes with signs of everyday life, like the corner store. It just seemed like they were like "aww, we have finally arrived" only after they had been safely ensonsced in their expensive suites. I get wanting your creature comforts but it is like they can only stand but so much 'other culture' exposure. Why travel half way around the world to eat at McDonalds everyday? That is the impression they give me.
I wish I could travel business class, but that seating was weird. Was that Virgin Airlines? I heard about those pods.
I hate that hat Heather was wearing.
Vicki should stick to that style dress always. She looked nice in that black and white dress.
I don't understand the point to Danielle at all.
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I absolutely come to hate cat fights on daytime tv, however, I would have been cheering if Sami had whooped that trick Abigail. The mighty nerve of that wench to confront Sami. Sami should have whipped Miss Cupcakes batter so damn hard that it would have never risen again.
I just can't wrap my head around the writing. It is truly their attention to have viewers be sympathetic to a woman who actively threw herself at an engaged man? Are we supposed to be Rooting for the side piece? I just can't take another session of 'oh Abby, don't beat yourself up over this. It isn't your fault." I. JUST. CAN'T.
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Shannon is thin but lacks muscle tone.I can't believe in her obsession with a chemical free life, holistic and herbal medicine and being in tune with her environment (she refuses to get wi-fi and has crystals in her wall for goodness sake) Shannon never get on the ground floor with yoga or pilates craze. I really get the impression that she is a quick fix person. Like she would rather pop a pill for heart health as opposed to doing cardio for 30-45 minutes a day. She herself has said that she doesn't work out, which does surprise me given that she has tons of time and has a gym in her home.
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With regards to Tamra's oldest daughter, I seem to recall before TWOP shut down that they had a very public fight online on either facebook or twitter. Anyone remember that? Tamra was a real twat to her daughter who seemed more mature than her moron mother.
Sadly, for all her talking about production and breaking the 4th wall and alienating most if not all her cast mates, I really don't think that Tamra is in danger of being fired. I also really don't see her quitting either. Seriously where else is she going to make that kind of money. It is not like she is Lauri and married a chinless wallet that could support her. I doubt very much that CUT Fitness could support them so Tamra is just feeling a bit down from the onslaught of hate and talking shit.
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Can't wait for the next episode and Tamra to be taken down a notch. In the preview even Heather was correcting her about making fun of Lizzie's dress. Tamra can't keep all he lies straight.
I know. It is like witnessing a slow unraveling. Couldn't happen to a better person! Such fun.
Wonder if she will use the blackout drunk excuse when she clearly looks sober. In fact, I have never this season witnessed an utterly intoxicated Tamra that would make me think she could suffer from a blackout. She seemed sober as a judge (pun intended) at the dinner party the whole time yet she claims she blacked out after a time. Heffa please! You a lie.
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What do you want her to say? He cheated and I am devastated. Or it is a work in progress? I am torn-she needs to admit there is a reason she filed for divorce but I am really not into to seeing her breakdown and cry.
I actually don't care how Ramona responds. I just want her business to be put on front street. She can sit there stoic and silent for all I care. I just long for Andy to pull out a newspaper or tabloid and read the allegations. None of that cryptic shit about having problems. Say it is rumored that Mario had an affair, took the heffa to your Hamptons home and knocked her up.
Funny how the admitted no filter having succubus suddenly wants to slap a gag order on anyone mentioning her personal business. No one owes her shit regarding her privacy.
I wish I had 5 previouslytv personas so I could have that much more thumbs up so I can give them to all the posts praising Lulu's reunion performance. I just loved her ability to shut shit down with one sentence issued in a normal speaking voice. She didn't yell, scream or act like a lunatic. She said what she had to say with authority. She kept her composure and shut them down. Loved it!
Aviva's racial comments? I wouldn't call her racist per say but her ass is definitely suspect. She does seem very aware of black women which maybe because her father has a preference for them. Her 1st season during the fashion show finale she told someone to walk like a black girl in the show (I guess like a Naomi).I really wasn't offended or anything by that. This season she referred to Victoria's painting as having a very Grace Jones feel to it. Again no problem. She has been gracious and made no mention of her alleged future step mom in laws race so I gave her points for that, which I admit is sad since that should be standard human behavior but it sure as hell ain't. Now in just 24 hours I am like WTF with Aviva's comments. I really don't think she is racist but she damn sure has a set opinion of what black women are which paints her as prejudice to me.
Frankly I am still more actively upset by Sonja's comment that all her neighbors would think George's fiancee was her drug dealer earlier in the season.
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Lulu drag 'em hunty! She may be perched on the ass end of the couch but she clearly owned or should I say powned round 1. A fresh golden apple just dropped into her hand because she was serving bitches and secured a full time job if NYC is blessed enough to get another season!
So according to Sonja's definition of what an employee is, the Walmart personnel who scanned my 6 pack of Hanes Her way, spatula, milk and other items is my employee. The lady at the Chinese restaurant who took and fulfilled my order of spare ribs, pork fried rice and crab rangoon is also my employee. Good to know. Also never knew that flipping real estate meant you were a lifestyle expert. Wow, the things I don't know. Here I was all this time calling them house flippers. Somebody better tell HGTV and Jeff whathisface from Flipping Out. I must admit that hers was the most fascinating segment. I will have to watch it again but apparently every time someone sends her an email about a possible new venture she counts that as a business she has. Half her segment seemed like incoherent jibberish. I do agree with Luann that Sonja has changed for the worse and the show has gone to her head. Sonja is so much more affected than she used to be. I can't stand they way her lips are in a constant state of being pursed. Makes her look like a catfish that every fishermen in their right mind would throw back.
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Every time Heather opens her maw and starts waving her arms around dramatically and enunciating ev-er-y word, I just want to do what we did as kids: grab both her skinny fists, pummel her face with them, and yell, "Heather! Why are you hitting yourself?"
OMG, when she was talking to her assistant about the V-day party Heather was so getting on my nerves. She was literally talking with her hands. She said she wanted valentine hearts and then actually air drew a heart with her fingers. She said she wanted cards that closed and actually pressed her hands together like she was closing a book/card. And those are only the ones that I remember off the top of my head. Ugh!
Loving the nickname Backdoor Tamra. More than I ever, ever, ever wanted to know about Tamra but not surprising in the least. Probably one of the reasons she hooked Simon and Eddie to begin with.
Isn't it funny that they all talked about Shannon losing her shit but Tamra is the one seeming to act the total fool in Bali. It is going to be a toe tapping good time. She would have laughed and gone full bore after anyone who would do what she is about to be shown doing. Bring on the footage Bravo. I am not so naive as to think that Tamra will be taken down. Bitch is indestructible - like a roach. However, Tamra has been the one to either dish it or organize the take down of another castmate so I am glad to see her finally be on the receiving end of it and seeing her be unable to withstand the heat, the punk ass punk ass bitch flees the damn scene. Literally. The most delicious aspect about this is that Tamra doesn't know that Vicki has been stealth bitching her in THs and to others. Did I say Delicious?
Embarrassed by how much I am looking forward to this. This season has been popping.
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I am viewing this as mindless summer fun so I am enjoying the show for the most part for what it is. Give me my old school vampires please. None of that sparkly hopping through trees with their emotive challenged soulmate shit. This show ain't Walking Dead or Games of Thrones good but it ain't Sharknardo bad either. The only infuriating things were the stupidity of all the really ill people and the people surrounding them not seeking medical attention. After a major event which caused the CDC to quarantine your ass and being warned that you might have been infected by an unknown pathogen wouldn't the slightest thing out of the ordinary send anyone with a lick of common sense screaming to the hospital? Yet their eyeballs fill with blood, their ears ring, hearing voices, bleeding about the gums, drinking steak blood, junk make a doctor jump back and yet none of these make them think they need to get their Obamacare on! That whole NYC medical examiner issue was some WTF too.
Apart from Eph's wig, the production values seem good. Seriously they couldn't get a 3rd string wigmaster understudy of Beyonce's vacation wigs? Eph's wig looks like it came with a costume.
Abraham is a BOSS but yes it was infuriating that he just didn't fill in CDC lady. She may not have believed him at first but surely her coming to him shows that she is at least starting to wonder about the things he said so far and the more shit progresses the truer his words would become. Now he just set it up to waste more time because she has to come back and be filled in when they could have just moved on to just str8 heart staking and decapitating.
I am loving Fet. I have seen the actor in other things but I never realized he was so frigging large and imposing.
I do wonder how the driver who took the coffin across the river and is set to return the stolen clock to Ab's pawn shop is going to figure into all this.
It's funny that they are so specific about the address of each scene when it's filmed 500 miles away. I've been trying to catch signs of Toronto without luck so far. Toronto is helpfully generic. They do a good job keeping the exterior shots tight. I think I spotted a message "centre" sign.
That explains a lot. I was thinking damn these people must all be stinking rich to have such nice large ass places in the NYC boroughs. Mr blood steak drinker and his mousy neurotic wife's place seemed particular non-NY like to me.
Every time anything re: Eph family drama comes on I reach for my nearest device. Just seems like such a time suck and I can't find a single fuck to give.
I was thinking about the old wealthy guy who helped the master in return for becoming a vampire. I wonder if he would still want to be a vampire if he saw how gross the Nazi looked without the make up and prosthetics.Or if he knew that his junk would fall off.
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So the trip to Bali is girls only? Are the boys joining later? I thought Miss Terry was going to be calling David a penis in Bali. Keep it classy Terry. So much for Hindu culture reincarnating, eh Heather. Terry still seems to be an ass or will he be transforming into a giant family size bottle of Summer's Eve® with extra vinegar.
Can't wait for this trip. The OC ladies have had a lot of trips this season though. More than the Bravo ratings juggernaut ATL and I wonder why being as how these trips ain't cheap
They showed a flashback of Tamra and Miss Terry from the dinner party both stating that Shannon's problem was clinical. I don't remember that being shown during the original airing. It made me all the more livid because Terry is a doctor and he shouldn't be tossing that word around willy nilly. Terry shouldn't be making any assertions about someone's so called mental issue being clinical because 1. being a doctor it gives that notion more force; 2. that isn't his patient; and 3. he is a fucking plastic surgeon not a psychiatrist.
The dumb and dumber comment. Wow! That was a case of production truly showing their ass. Who the hell heard this comment? It was a whispered comment outside any cast members range of hearing. Danielle wasn't even there to begin with and Lizzie was out of earshot on the party bus with no party. How dreadful! So how the hell did anyone know about this but for production passing it on to start some shit! Sloppy, Bravo. Very sloppy. If there was every any question as to whether production fans the flames or intervenes, there aren't any now for me. I do like that Lizzie wanted to move on from it and maybe Vicki changed her mind after hanging out with her without the distraction of the other girls.
Lizzie is a serious runtelldat.
That scene of Shannon turning her daughter into an over the counter drug mule was some WTF'ery. Who the hell needs all that shit for a 10 day trip. Shannon does realize the black plague hasn't been a problem in Europe for centuries right.
Shannon needs a hobby. I think she should follow her daughter's advice but not necessarily write a book but probably go back to school and get certification or a degree in naturopathy or whatever the hell they do for non-MDs who want to enter the holistic medicine field. That seems to be her passion and main interest so she should try to find her happy that way.
When Shannon was talking about her young daughter becoming a woman I thought at first she meant sex and was outright appalled. Then I realized she meant get her 1st period and calmed down and than appalled again.
The St. Regis setting was gorgeous. Loved the tablescape and lighting.
Heather used so many words to say absolutely nothing. Well actually to say she wasn't really at fault. What a surprise.
Heather Dubrow organizing a game with risky sex questions just does not compute for me. At all.
I thought the Dolphin sex joke was funny but just a bit too crass for such elegant surroundings.
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S09.E17: Eat, Pray, Run
in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
· Edited by islandgal140
Too much truth right here. Had to re-post and emphasize this accuracy because boy do her beady eyes ever dance with malicious glee when she is doing her dirt. That is the thing that I have always found the most distasteful and vile about Tamra, the sheer perverse joy she takes in hurting others and causing chaos. Such an odious toad.
Vicki has lost so many of my good will points that she scored earlier in the season. Her ass sitting there crying about some damn Brooks had me shaking my head. I get that she felt betrayed because she thought that her and Tamra had come to a point where she was accepting of Vicki's relationship and now she hears Tamra is still talking badly about Brooks to the new girls potentially poisoning them against him. I get it but damn, I just can't muster any sympathy. Not that I disagree with Vicki. Tamra should keep her coin slot of a mouth shut about Brooks. She said her peace and now just let others come to her own conclusion. However, I can't with Vicki because she can't see past her own needs and wants.
The issue at hand is that Tamra is a shit stirrer who manipulates and spins to cause hurt, tension and chaos. Why not admit that Tamra said the 'take the Beadors down' comment to you also? Why not admit that Tamra has been trying to paint Shannon as mentally ill. That was the time to shut that shit down once and for fucking all. But no, she rather weep into her silicone bosom about Mr. 99 cent Hallmark!
I wonder if next week's finale takes place in Vicki's backyard. If so, it is even more beautiful than I remember because I for sure mistook it as being a continuation of Bali where the dudes join the ladies.