[S03.E13: Against All Odds/S03.E14: Tell All]

3 hours ago, A-Lo said:

When she-beast Angela stomped her way into their backstage area at the beginning of the episode looking like she'd spent the night (or several) at a truck stop, all sweaty and bursting out of her tank-top-leggings combo, I had to admire Darcey complimenting her by saying, "Looking sharp!" to her and giving her a hug.  Even if it was the most insincere comment on the planet, I couldn't have pulled that off!

I was returning a text, looked up saw Angela and for a moment thought I had accidentally leaned on the remote and changed the channel to WWE wrestling or something. 

I actually think the weirdest part about the Zied wearing a t-shirt with Becky's face on it was that it was a walking talking embodiment of the "what I ordered vs what I got" memes you see floating online.

Now freaky airport photo usage would go to Jesse who bought a banner with his own face on it? Why?

14 hours ago, Cammi said:

Caesar is an asshole. Not sorry. 

After seeing his social media with all his “vanilla lover / white women need only apply” bullshit, and his acting profile listing himself as “mixed race”, he can fuck off with his self hating nonsense. Deserves EVERY BIT of grief that Ukrainian cold fish is dishing him.  Wtf he mixed with? Black and...... ? Black? Fucking tool.

And speaking unofficially on behalf of the Ethnic Women’s Delegation, Caucasian women- y’all can have his dumb ass. We sign off! 

A rare gem of a post that you want to Like, LOL and light bulb idea all at the same time.

When Avery said to Caesar: "You don't deserve this" in my head in my best Arrested Development Ron Howard narrator voice I said "He does."

I ugly cackled when Maria stated her type was blond hair and blue eyes. 

3 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

RIGHT??? Tim minced words when it came to the "obstacles" of "Um do you mean intercourse" but tossed right in with lightning speed on the chocolate panties remark when it came to judging Cesar's speed with intimacy. WTH was that? 

I actually didn't mind this because it made the show more interesting and sassy than The Other Way tell nothing, which was a total dude. The participants here are definitely more lively and interesting. Who else is gonna breath life into this reunion? The host? Shaun "Wow! Let's move on" Robinson? Please!

Speaking of Tim. Both him and Jesse were wearing waistcoats/vests, I am really starting to associate that choice in wardrobe to douchebags. Am I wrong?

Akiyini was a nasty asshole to her husband, especially in light of the fact that she is a newlywed who was crying like a baby (literally) at the airport over him leaving. She basically called him fat, stinky and a cuck. 

[S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas]

7 hours ago, The Ringo Kidd said:

Did Gina get her hair from the Victoria Gotti    Collection circa 1986?

She wishes. More like Hobby Lobby.

[S14.E12: Fashion Show Faux Pas]

OK, so Brown Wind's big idea for her daughter whose eating disorder was fueled by being in the ballet world which is focused on thinness is to put her in the fashion world which is focused on .... thinness. The big difference between the dance world and the fashion world is that the fashion world has better drugs! Oh, and they are taller.

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

Ryan is too old to grow in any capacity. Other than growing older.

He can also grow balder and uglier. 

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

I'm Team Whacko Lady.  Cuz she is not a ho wife! Or a ho wife's mom!

And I kind of enjoyed her love tapping Kelly on the chin with the microphone....  

I wouldn't be surprised if crazy fashion show lady was offered an orange next season. I was so ready to be totally on her side but she got weirder and weirder and weirder and then bitch got on the mic. But you know what no the other hand, I was like ... it was what these bitches deserve, especially Kelly getting face checked with the mic. LOL!

44 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I can understand Ryan's complaint to a degree. He WASN'T set to properly for life. But at what point do you quit blaming everyone and figure your shit out? Isn't he around 30? The more he whined about it, the more he sounded spoiled and entitled. Just like he accuses his siblings of being. 

What kills me is that given his political affiliation you just know that lil' bitch is out complaining about entitlement programs, welfare and socialist programs but yet he sits on national tv thinking the world wasn't properly laid out at his feet to allow him to succeed. Where are his boot straps at? 

Kelly's talking head of Gina looking like shit made my night.

Gina is such a bird and could get her and her kids killed failing to lock doors and shit.

I don't want to hear Gina talking 'bout her huzzband trying to get into her cookie jar. I half don't believe it and think she is lying to save face and look desirable.

Emily may have a good baby daddy but she got herself a shit husband.

[Spoilers And Shockers]

13 hours ago, CanaryFan98 said:

Am I supposed to be biting my nails over this? Should there be gasps and pearl clutching? Days writers have made death in Salem a temporary state of being. Just a pit stop to reanimation by Dr. Rolf's Death be Gone serum.  So death spoilers for Days are a total yawn.  The fact that it says won't be alive in Nov 2020, makes me think they will be alive in December 2020 or sometime in 2021 (if the show is even around then).

A truly surprising spoiler would be someone actually being punished for their crimes and the DA's office not handing out immunity like Halloween candy. 

[S03.E12: King Of My Heart]

9 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Zied got so much big gut while eating, drinking, hookahing on Rebecca's dime...

Can you imagine how big he will get if he moves to the States with the large portions, processed foods and sedentary lifestyle? After 3 years, he will be on an entirely different kind of reality show. 

[S03.E12: King Of My Heart]

Ben got that scammin' Rent A Center never gonna be paid off, high interest rate, ruin your credit payment plan. 

Aykini's cookie jar should've been like this:

But instead it looked like this:

[S03.E12: King Of My Heart]

I am now convinced that Tim actually makes it a point to target women with children. Not because he is some pedo or anything, but because it is a ready made family and he won't have to have sex to father children. I said what I said! 

Take note: she fell asleep waiting for him to finish carefully packing his moisturizers, high gloss nail polish, eye and face masks, skinny jeans and slim shouldered tees. This dude would rather pack his suitcases than have sex!

Tom laid it on x-tra thick last night. He reminded me of the most memorable line from Tropic Thunder but with a twist: He went full Hugh Grant, you never go full Hugh Grant (especially without 2 years at Juillard and a decent script). He could've hurt himself. 

I think I might've woke the neighbors with my cackling when Tom opened the box to reveal a skeleton key? Who the hell is out here still using skeleton keys? That is like the key you use to open the strange red door in a haunted house. 

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Darcey, too much real and figurative baggage. Too much working in a marriage proposal in to every activity you do with Tom. He really isn't interested. Too over the top and kinda desperate.

But... Tom was actually leaning into her crazy and going with it this episode. He actually took her to a church that Maid Marian and Robin Hood allegedly got married and he walked her down the aisle.  

On 10/20/2019 at 2:00 AM, Christina said:

Avery has been on my last nerve for quite awhile now, so I was happy to see her stupid and completely foreseeable plan end in her tears.

Glad to see I'm not the only one. I don't feel so bad from getting secret joy when she found out her dumb plan was never gonna work. I wanted to drink her tears. 

3 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

I am the only one excited to see Jesse, aren't I (per the previews)?

Save an aisle seat on that hellbound basket for me. When I saw Jessie, I thought:

This reunion fitting to be lit! Not even Shaun "Sominex" Robinson can ruin the fuckery that is about to be afoot. 

[Spoilers And Shockers]

14 hours ago, Petunia13 said:

Ron loves his DID or fake identities stories like I love comfy pants.

I have come to hate the sight of a character's name in quotes like "Nicole" and now "Hope"

Gaby with a y was a spin through hell also. 

The Kristen is preggers story is the most distasteful to me right now. Yeah sure, reward the psycho with a baby by her obsession and have her absolved of all her crimes. What a rewarding payoff for the audience after months of watching Kristen's heinous scheming. Between this and the Gina story (and Hope's bad acting - now with 100% more bad accent), I feel like the show is becoming unwatchable. 

Jordan's whole obsession with Ciara thing is so stupid.Ciara's great crime is basically dating Ben and thinking he has changed. That is worthy of a few lashes with the cat-o-nine tails but not death. If she thinks her brother is so bad and not a true reformed SK, why not trying killing him and not his girlfriend? WTF does that accomplish? Dude can just get a new g/f and then what? Jordan will kill her too? DUMB!

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

I find Kelly's boyfriend highly unattractive and question his motives for dating Kelly but I do think he is sensible (too sensible for Kelly) and I totally agree with him about Kelly buying a P4 for his son. That is something that should be run by and decided by his parent(s).  Could be that parents don't want a child distracted from their education by video games which can be addictive, violent, time-consuming, etc.

I don't get Shannon. Not only was she NOT embarrassed by Tamra asking every man with a pulse to make out (with no takers) she encouraged that shit. 

Gina is a POS. 

Emily is far too needy. 

[S14.E11: Hot Mess Express]

If there was a thing as ocular herpes that could be contracted by seeing vile, disgusting and degenerate things, we would have all caught it last night! WTF?!!? I watch a lot of trash tv - RH, Love after Lockup, etc., but I don't think I can recall watching one solid episode of absolute joyless, cringe worthy behavior.  Usually there is an aspect of point and laugh but I actually had to pause and take breaks. It was awful!!! As if the episode wasn't bad enough, they decided to give a flashback of Eddie and Tamballs bathtub scene. Bravo must really hate me. 

There was just such an overwhelming feeling of desperate fake fun about the entire outing. They were trying really hard to pretend to have fun, to make them seem to others as if they are having the time of their lives but it just all rang as hollow and disingenuous. There was just nothing natural about this or their interactions. I swear every sentence and word uttered once they boarded the trains was at max volume and yelled. 

So much shrieking, yelling, drunken, fake loud boisterous laughter, literally rolling on the floor and to top off the shit sundae ... fucking whistles. I really hope those restaurant patrons were Bravo plants because if I had to be subjected to that pact of hyenas I would want my meal (and 3 more) comped! I was really hoping one of them would accidently swallow their whistle - preferably Tamballs.

Tamballs was at her most crass, vulgar worst! Jebus. What a disgusting woman. 

9 hours ago, Decider said:

I would be happy to never, ever hear Tamra say anything about a train ever again.  Pulling one, running one, catching one -- it has been run under the ground at this point, much less into the ground. 

I would allow for being hit be one or at the very least tied to the tracks.

I did like that Kelly was able to laugh about it and let it go! She uttered the one actual fun line last night saying getting 8 men to like her at once would be a huge feat. 

Brown Wind can go. Feeding Tamra's ego should be counted as a mortal sin. 

Worst episode ever!!!

[S01.E21: Tell-All Part 1/S01.E22: Tell-All Part 2]

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

Corey and Evilyn - I don't know what's worse.  Evilyn for screwing Corey, Corey for being so gullible or TLC for springing Raul on him.  Damn TLC you are cold as ice.

I also thought it was pretty stone cold of TLC to play the clip of his recently deceased dad. Granted it was quite relevant as it was the most succinct representation of Corey's simpleton ways (spent $40k on that half dried mummy and she owns the bar) but still stone cold. 

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

Tiffany & Ronald - I really don't care.  Tiffany you made your bed. Now lie in it.

The only sad thing is that Daniel (+new baby) has to sleep on that rock-filled, bedbug ridden mattress too, which Ronnie boy will likely strap on his back and go pawn if he ever slips.

Tiffany and her situation are awful but I still love the way she checked Corey. 

18 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I am repulsed by the person Evelin appears to be. I haven’t felt this much scorn for anyone on the 90 Day franchise.

Leida and specimen Mark can't be topped as most contemptible in my book. 

16 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

Laura’s public addressing of Aladin’s lack of sexual prowess was VERY DISRESPECTFUL.

IMO, that is a personal issue not something for public discussion. Not sure, but don’t think a middle eastern male would be ok with this being on blast.  What man (or woman) would?

This times 10. A trash dick report would embarrass any man, but culturally, yes, I can see this as being that much worse in the Muslim community.  It is xtra ridiculous went through all this for a man she was never sexually compatible with anyway. Dummy! 

Deaven's dress was terrible (baby blue with ruffled tiers?!?! Really?) and had thrift store find written all over it. 

[S01.E21: Tell-All Part 1/S01.E22: Tell-All Part 2]

Tell Nothing indeed. Shaun Robinson was at her worst yet. How a vet "journalist" has gotten this far and not learned how to ask a simple follow-up question is a noddle scratcher. Just simple shit like: what else doesn't Corey need to know; can you give some more specific examples of disrespect Aladin; why was your pension cut. 

Lawd, Jenny and that neck. She looked like she was wearing a cowl neck sweater made out of plucked turkey skin. She really should have kept her comments about the other couples to her neck. I particularly cringed when Evilin "forgot" to put on her engagement ring, Jenny said, if Somemeat gave her a ring she would never take it off. LOL! 

Me when Raul said Evilin was the most beautiful woman:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but facially, Evilin just ain't cute to me. Great skin though.

Corey is the simpest simp that ever simped. Raul is shameless. Basically wants to smash Corey's fiancee and in the next breath asks about being best man. Where they do that at?   I was going WOW, when she basically said he could move on if he wants. She has sucked him dry and doesn't care. Not to slut shame but that ho ain't loyal (Evilin).

Aladin didn't really do himself any favors last night but knowing what a lying liar who lies Laura is I wasn't fully believing the picture she was trying to paint either. One thing I did want to know was where they were living/paying rent - in Qatar of Tunisia? I noticed that Aladin mentioned his mother asking where Laura went so I wondered if they ever moved back to Qatar after the wedding. 

I gotta say, although I get not wanting to be left alone for hours on end in a foreign country with people you are unfamiliar with and don't know the language but it is what all these idiots sign up for.  Tunisia may be a more lenient liberal Muslim country than Saudi Arabia but I see why Aladin would be concerned with Laura wandering the streets and not answering text would cause him alarm. 

Weird that Karriny wasn't there but than again do we really need to see her being asked about a paternity test again?

11 hours ago, Callaphera said:

The most entertaining part of the whole episode was Tiffany's magically colour changing dress. It's blue and flowered! Now it's red during the Corey and Evelin segment. Now it's blue and flowered during the Laura and Aladin segment! I can't wait to see what other colours it turns into during the other segments. 

And they both managed to be off the shoulder, which appears to be the main style of clothing she wears. LOL! At least it is flattering to her and she did look beautiful. 

10 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Then we have Jenny. Poor, dumb delusional Jenny. Still pining away for Somemeat. I still think he may show up next week if he can get away from the horrible clutches of his younger, more beautiful wife. 

Seriously, they are acting like Somemeat is somewhere like:

[S03.E11: Hard To Say I'm Sorry]

10 hours ago, alegtostandon said:

I could not believe Tim was so tired from the stress of the day that he immediately fell asleep the second his head hit the pillow,  after promising to seal the deal before he leaves! 

I didn't believe any of his bullshit. He probably started fake snoring when he heard her enter the bedroom. 

There is just something sexually amiss with Tim. I don't believe the trans rumors at all. I believe he has a penis but it is either perpetually limp and/or microscopic. 

Given that Tim hasn't really made any sexual overtures towards Jeniffer and she has to beg for simple kisses and by their own admission, more than half their time together has been awkward and contentious, why would either of them think any kind of ring - engagement, promise or otherwise - was a good idea?  If Jeniffer continues to entertain him, then we now know it is all about the green card. A woman who wants to be conquered would've left this fool after the 1st date.

For a man who hurts his ankle during sex, Tom's agility and strength on the dance floor was kinda confusing to me.  No lie, I spent a good portion of the Tom dance scenes waiting for one of his glass ankles to shatter. I love to see people dance joyfully and look like they are having good fun, so Tom and his sister are alright by me in that regard.

20 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I would like to wipe that smug look off Avery's face.  The little bitch knows that her parents are going to do everything humanly possible to get Omar to the U.S., so she is playing them like a fiddle. 

So does Omar.  His natural stoicism doesn't give anything away but let us not forget that Omar lied in his original profile making Avery think he lived in the USA. And I stand by my firm belief that no one who truly loves their spouse and who has lived and is currently living in the horrors of war would even entertain the thought, let alone float it as a viable option, of their spouse leaving their perfectly safe country to live in active war torn conditions. Avery is a gleeful dummy and her mama is an enabler but I. DO. NOT. TRUST. OMAR. 

[S14.E09: Miracle At Miravel]

1 hour ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Vicki--what cruise ship were you gearing up to captain in a white blazer with brass buttons??

I actually like when Vicki goes more business like in attire as opposed to dressing like a Kelly or Gina. It suits her figure and is age appropriate. The brass buttons were a bit much but overall I like the black pant and blouse with white jacket look on her. 

1 hour ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Gina--I have seen you in thigh-high boots and a pencil skirt with a turtle neck approximately 34,000 times already.  You're the youngest one in the group, and you dress like early 90s Madonna emerging from the NYC subway on laundry day.

Gina is so bridge and tunnel it hurts. Laundry day 90s Madonna is too good for her. More like she belongs in the SNL Night at the Roxbury sketch

Milf gets milked at dinner table by fellow HW has got to be a new milestone. My mouth was literally agape!

[S14.E09: Miracle At Miravel]

The best thing about this episode? That Kelly is astute enough to realize that Tamra is playing both sides of the fence like the slithering demon snake that she is. Let's see how this plays out. If Kelly can focus her crazy and finally, finally be the one to take on and down Tamra, as far as I am concerned she will not only be the Queen of all Housewives but also 

The One

and The Prince that was Promised

I have no idea what Vicki meant by repeatedly saying "I surrender." Where does that come from and what does it mean?

14 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

They should get three new necklaces “TresAmorons.

I saw somewhere else them being referred to as the 'tres brujas' (witches) and I LOLed!

OMG a Jesus Barbie sighting! I bet that means Emily will be back to being Tamra's mortal enemy. 
 

[RHoP In The Media: What's Going Down in the DMV]

28 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

She wasn’t at Candiace’s anniversary party but the many source that she was fired appears to be MTO and they are frequently wrong. Charisse who is filming reposted another gossip source saying the MTO thing was a lie and Ashley responded with a bunch of heart emojis, so who knows.

Charisse is filming? I am liking where this is going.

I wouldn't expect Assley to be at Candi's party. 

I've come to really actively dislike Assley so I root for her firing. At the very least, I hope the cast stops collectively kissing her ass (for no apparent reason) and she keeps her naked mole rat looking ass-palming huzzband off my screen. 

[RHoP In The Media: What's Going Down in the DMV]

On 8/22/2019 at 7:10 PM, Stats Queen said:

All her and Chris’ “babies” are beyond cute and are adorable. 

Which surprises me to no end.  His little girl is an angel doll face and she looks just like him. You wouldn't think his face would translate well on a girl but lo and behold. 

On 9/15/2019 at 5:25 PM, biakbiak said:

They have already started filming.

I've been seeing a rumor floating around that the Darby's haven't been filming. Please someone tell me this is true. 

[S01.E19: Falling Apart]

I have 0 sympathy for waddle necked Jenny. Zero! None! The fact that she greeted him with a hug and wept in his arms is bad enough but then she not only leaves the door open to a future relationship with him, she leaves the ball in his court to decide. Yet she sees no disconnect between not having all the information to make an informed decision on whether to go to India vs actually being informed but leaving it entirely up to him what he wants to do. In both scenarios, her fate ultimately rests in Scumit's hands. Where is her agency? 

Jenny is also a self-centered shit. Notice every time she lists what she gave up to become a side chick to a married man, it is always all her stuff first (car, house, job) and her family last, if at all. This last episode she didn't mention her family as on of the things she gave up.  Only mentioned them in reference to having to sleep on her daughter's sofa. 

Jenny is also a fool for continuing to entertain a lying liar who lies. He has a poor moral character and his 1st instinct seems to be to lie. He has showed her who he is from the get go but she refuses to see it. 

[S01.E19: Falling Apart]

Good gracious!! Laura couldn't be bothered to do something with her hair on her wedding day? She looked like she just left Liam's hotel room and just threw on the dress and didn't bother to shower or run a brush through her hair. Damn, even pinning it back somehow would've helped. Hell, her Cinderella wig would've been an improvement. 

I literally threw my hands in the air with exasperation when Jenny opened the door and greeted that cheating scumit with a hug and cried. 

[S04.E21: Reunion (Part 3)]

That was both infuriating and disappointing. The only thing this reunion solidified for me was my dislike and disdain for the Darbys.  I can not stand either one of them and hope they never darken the Potomac franchise with their presence ever again. ASSHOLES! 

I was livid over Michael mansplaining his bullshit, belittling everyone's thoughts and opinions and dismissing what they have witnessed with their own eyes. What an entitled twat! 

What made me just as if not more livid was the majority of the cast bending over backwards to then kiss Assley's ass and apologize to her. WTF do they have to apologize for?!?! That no one called her on her shit about staying out of her business while she and Michael have been all up in everyone's else business had me in rage stroke territory.

I know Candi isn't popular around many parts, but the one reason I can't dislike is because she has been the only one to give Asshley and Bussy Swatter the bizness consistently. 

I thought Andy was also entirely too accommodating and deferential towards Michael. 

12 hours ago, drivethroo said:

And Ashley, the difference between the Blue Eyes Rumors and the Allegations Against Michael is that the allegations on Michael are on tape, repeatedly:

We, the viewers and the cast SAW Michael grab/pat/touch Andrew's butt without his consent.

We the viewers saw the shade room/bossip posts about Michael sending nude photos/taking nude photos

We the viewers know about the charges filed in Montgomery County and the cast knows about it to if HR reached out to least one of them.

While I think Ashley & Michael would bring the drama (especially against Candiace and Chris) next season, it's just not a good look for them or in their best interests to continue on with the show.

For real, Karen does NOT have a history or multiply accusations of infidelity. Mike is the Potomac resident serial bussy swatter! Karen definitely struck a nerve with her little speech about victims of sexual assault which was why Assley had to revert to form with deflection bringing up Blue Eyes. Bitch! What was that about staying out of her business again? I really wished Karen hadn't walked it back and apologized at the end of the show. 

That Big Chris and Juan went out for dinner and drinks with him afterwards make me think less of them, especially Juan who really didn't do much of anything to defend his wife against Aussie gollum.

A disappointed end to an otherwise entertaining season.

[S01.E18: Torn]

This show just keeps giving me things I didn't even know I wanted like a grown man arguing about his 50+ year old mother’s reproductive choices with her much younger husband. Liam calls Aladin controlling but is actively trying to police his own mother's dusty cobwebbed uterus. What time to be alive!

Who can forget Laura practically needing a wheelchair after a day of traveling to Qatar but she wants to have a baby and run after a toddler. LOL!

I really dislike Liam. He doesn't have to like or respect Aladin but he can at least be polite, especially sine Aladin has been nothing but kind and welcoming to him. 

[S01.E18: Torn]

During the Corey Evelin skype call, I paid no attention to the dialogue and spent all my time looking in the background half expecting some dude dressed in nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist to walk by. That is how highly I think of Evelin. 

As far as scammers go, I like Aladin. I seem to remember him coming with stacks and stacks of cash of his own money for the wedding. I think it is a plus that he actually seemed to have paid for at least part of the wedding.  Shows he has skin in the game. He's better than most of the other Arab dudes that have so far been featured on the show, which probably ain't saying much.  

[S03.E15: True Colors]

Was it ever explained why Avery had to wear the Yoda robe over her wedding gown?

[S03.E15: True Colors]

Avery isn't just willfully or gleefully stupid. She is defiantly stupid.  I don't ever think I have put those two words together but it describes her perfectly to me. 

Omar is already a failure as a husband and a man if he thinks taking Avery to a war torn country is a good idea. He should want safety and comfort for his wife - even above his own. People are fleeing away from Syria and he wants to bring a spoiled child into it. Selfish dick!

Becky the PI has more secret and lies than the clients who hire her.  For her to be juggling half a dozen of her own lies and clutch the pearls because gasp .... her Tunisian love rat doesn't seem to have any employment history is a laugh riot. She should have caught a clue when she was forced to pay for the rental car. I bet Z hasn't come out of pocket for anything - not even the gift of spice to his sister or his many hookah bar excursions. 

None of this is a surprise. I think Z himself, his family and friends have all at one point said on the show that Becky would take good care of him. I'm betting they didn't mean rub his Buddha belly and give him frequent hair oil changes. Note: I think he prefers Pennzoil. 

Didn't Stacy used to be the cuter and more natural looking twin? WTF happened? That scene when Darcy went to meet Stacy and tell her to cut the shit because they are making people uncomfortable was insane. If I didn't know any better I would have thought I was watching a scene between 2 geflings from Netflix's reimagined Dark Crystal (but somehow weirder looking). Darcy now is the cuter twin. 

I give Darcy a lot of shit due to her myriad of issues. She angers me with her shit choices in men, palpable air of desperation and being a poor example for her daughters but she really is at heart a sweet and kind-hearted person. When Tom told her the crap with her sister was making for a not fun trip she apologized immediately and tried to correct the problem. Things like that is why I can never truly hate her. I want her to do well, which is find some self esteem, become more well-read, be less superficial, especially when it comes to men. Ain't no reason in the world she couldn't find some Wall Street executive type or a professional man who would drink her dirty bath water. Sure he might look like Danny DeVito but that would still be an improvement over the Jesses and Toms of the world. 

Tom is a real POS. I now hope that Darcy punched him dead in the nose as a preemptive strike for the whole "I would have proposed in Gran Canaria" bullshit.  

What a delicate flower Tom is. Punched in the nose, twisted ankle sex and now car sick.  He would be lucky if he doesn't end this grand experiment as a head in a jar. 

Florian was out there catfishing too

[S14.E07: Dance Like No One Is Watching]

The hotel room was quite "Trumpian" in style. 

I have warmed up to Emily. I loved that she didn't invite Tamra and Shannon. LOL! That being said, she was terrible on stage. Just terrible!

Gina on the other hand, no ma'am

7 hours ago, Lady of nod said:

Ok yes Gina is annoying and doesn't bring much to the show but I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. I don't get all the hate. The woman uproots her life and moves from her home in NY with her pos husband who promptly moves to a different city and cheats on her. Then he officially dumps her so she has to move again to a much smaller place with their kids. Her life is a shambles and then she makes a really bad decision to drive after a few drinks. 

Can we back up? Yes, drunk driving was a bad decision, however, she has been making bad decisions for herself for a while. She knew her husband was cheating, knew her marriage and family were falling apart and life was in shambles but yet does she take the time to get her life in order, seek counseling, better herself, maybe actually learn a skill or trade or better yet, do what is in the best interest of herself and her children? NOPE! Amidst all this she thinks it is a great idea to audition for and be cast as a Real Housewive of OC. Not only that she decides that coming on the air and lying and pretending her life is hunky dory is a great idea too. When the gig is up, she still continues on with this we are the best of friends, still have sex and we're having the. best. divorce, ever bullshit. 

She played herself and the thing is part of the pressure she is feeling is because she decided to air out her life on Bravo.  She is just ridiculous and an opportunistic bad faith friend. When a cooler clique who has been paying her dust the prior season shows her the least bit of attention suddenly she starts painting Emily as a bad friend that isn't there for her.