[S01.E17: Shattered Dreams]

Out of all the people on the show and all the drama that has ensued, especially with Jenny & Sumit, I still find myself disliking Tiffany the most. I really just can't stand her.  Her utter gall to constantly complain about the consequences of her poor decision-making makes me want to reach through the tv and slap the enamel off her teeth. 

I hate how her terrible decisions are effecting her lovely sun child Daniel. Uprooting him from his stable life in the US and bringing him into a volatile situation across the world and then sneaking in manipulative little phrases to force him to say he wants to stay in SA.

Marrying an addict less than a week after they get out of a rehabilitation program and then having the nerve to complain about trust issues and having to babysit him when she won't give him an ounce of freedom to prove himself. I don't know what kind of wellness clinic this is but don't most preach not to make major life changes until at least a year after completing rehab. Old Ronnie boy and Tiff do them all in one fell swoop - get married, new insta family and get pregnant within weeks of being released all without $$$$ or prospects. 

Lastly, her dumbest decision - getting pregnant like a week after the wedding despite having no financial security, no safe place to live, no idea what the healthcare system is like in SA, no plan for the future, and then whining about all of that. 

She is the worst!! 

[S01.E17: Shattered Dreams]

29 minutes ago, queenbee24 said:

She deserves to labor in the floor (although the poor child!).

I think she deserves to labor in a fridge (stolen by Ronald) like a dog at a junkyard. But instead she will likely birth her baby courtesy of Medicaid in the good old USA like the bird she is.

[S01.E17: Shattered Dreams]

17 minutes ago, nutella fitzgerald said:

Have we talked about Jenny enduring the horrifying ordeal of Mother Sumit...pointing a finger in her face? What a blow she was dealt! If only Pole had been around to explain how gravely offensive it would have been if she tried that in jail.

I am imaging this exchange between Jenny and Mama Sumi and no one can tell me different - curlers and everythang! 

[S01.E17: Shattered Dreams]

When the Jenny/Sumit segment opened with a still of Jenny alone with the very definition of what they call a "hangdog expression" on her face and no Sumit I let out the most unladylike cackle!!! She legit looked like Droopy Dog. 

10 hours ago, HaaCHOO said:

Production was not in India when it happened.  Jenny called them in a panic and they got there as quickly as possible--but missed the drama.

Just weird! The only way this makes sense is if production had already wrapped because it makes no financial sense to have a production team flying back and forth like this.

I'm kinda pissed that I had to watch Sumit do Jenny's ugly decrepit toes but we missed this mess in its entirety. 

A lot of things just ain't adding up. Am I really supposed to believe that Jenny waited a whole month to call and tell her daughter what had happened? Am I supposed to believe the only phone call she made was to production - not her family, not the US Embassy, a lawyer  or even the damn police?

3 hours ago, nr65000 said:

This 100%.  Her hysteria about the ordeal, her practically swooning when she said "Sumit was dragged out of her arms" and her sobbing out that "Sumit said he Luuuuuvvvved ME" is so over the top adolescent.  Also yes to the poster who noticed her daughter did not seem overly shocked at what had occurred. 

This is why I feel free to laugh at her elderly thot ass! The language she used and the way she was already displaying signs of sympathy and fear for Sumit tells me everything I need to know. Her 1st instinct was to try to protect Sumit from his family by pulling him into the bedroom at risk to her own safety. Sumit's mom gave her a look that stopped her dead in her tracks.

Jenny showed no sympathy for his wife or the in-laws. She did not immediately call her daughter. She did not run to the airport to get on the 1st thing smoking out of India. She didn't turn on the Bat signal. She called the production team! THE. PRODUCTION. TEAM. She was allegedly so scared, yet she stayed there. She only cried because she feared for what they would do to Summit, not for herself, his wife, only for him.

She after all this still does not know if she will leave Summit. Translation - her ass ain't going nowhere! She strikes me as one of those types that was oddly obsessed with those Twilight books. She thinks her old ass is Bella and Sumit is Edward. 

[S14.E06: Family Affair]

Shane brings to life the phrase: "sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin" I love a sarcastic remark as much as anyone, but I’ve seen firsthand how damaging sarcasm can be. Sarcasm can grow the distance between two people, even if they never even leave the same room. It will be increasingly difficult to grow closer to someone else when we rely so heavily on using sarcasm. After all, we are deflecting opportunities to be honest, straightforward, and vulnerable every time we make a sarcastic remark. While some comments might be light-hearted and funny, a habit of using sarcasm will not create an environment in which a healthy relationship will flourish.

When sarcasm is used with great frequency, trust within a relationship can erode over time. It can grow more and more difficult to decipher which remarks are sarcastic and which aren’t. A pattern of sarcasm might create some laughter, but it doesn’t lay the groundwork for a foundation of trust and vulnerability. 

Shane uses sarcasm maliciously as a way to shame, demean and keep Emily insecure. He also uses sarcasm as a way to manipulate her.  He makes her feel inferior, which makes her she shuts down as a result, and then he acts dismissive of her and winds up getting his way. He is a textbook abuser. I hated when he told her her performance boots looked like the Wicked witch of the west shoes. Did you catch him saying he was looking forward to her performance? He wasn't even going. So what he is really looking forward to is her being away from home. 

Dr. Deb is the worst. Why does Brownie even allow her to babysit her litter of kids if she won't follow her parental direction and was a shit parent to her?

Browned Wind's mom is still up to her usually tricks in pawning off her responsibilities to her mom. Brownie, had ever right to be pissed about the aunt situation but she should be equally pissed that she asked Dr. Deb to watch her twins and she just dropped them off at her mom's. If Dr. Deb is in her 60's the mom must be in her 80s or late 70s at least. Really, does she have the energy and mental capacity to watch 6-7 year old twins?

WTF was up with Dr. Deb wanting her ring back at dinner. How petty!

13 hours ago, breezy424 said:

Kelly's daughter got a TH?  WTF.  Kelly, be a good mother and don't allow this.  Shame on you.

This is the same woman that wanted her daughter to basically go into business with her boyfriend of a few months by promoting some teen skin care line on Jolie's social media accts. She is mommy dearest. 

12 hours ago, Lizzing said:

I choose to believe Spencer's mop top is a giant middle finger to his asshole bald half brother, therefore I support it.   

I think Ryan had actually started balding around Spencer's age. 

11 hours ago, ivygirl said:

By the way... anyone else notice that Jolie and Kelly had a pile of the Erika Jayne Too Faced line in one scene?

These jokes just write themselves. I know it is not meant in the usual 2 faced way, but I'll take it! LOL!

[S01.E16: Fool's Gold]

Okay, I can honestly say that after an almost shameful amount of years watching trash reality tv I think that this is one of the few times where a teased secret actually not only lived up to the hype but surpassed it. I had actually read spoilers that said he was either betrothed or married but I still gasped when the actual admission came from the horse's jackasses's mouth. 

The breadth and depth of his lies is stupefying. 

So many questions: 

- How long has he been married

- Was he married the last time Jenny came to India and met his parents?

- Sheeiitt, given his level of lying, were those even his parents? 

- His friends were in on it too? Were those even his friends or production plants?

- Why even come on tv and televise this mess if he knows he is married?  What is to be gained other than a check? He risks being outed and making a fool of all involved.

- Is Sumit even his real name?

Given the level of lying, I don't trust jack coming out of his mouth. If his lips are moving, yup he lying! 

Wow, I guess Jenny wondering if she was a mistress while he was at the street barber was dead on! I want to re-watch that scene now. 

Sumit ain't shit, but Jenny played herself. 

[S04.E18: Mom's the Word]

That reunion clip?!?!

Gizelle is such a hating ass bitch. Why the emphasis on Karen having investors, like that is a bad thing. Doesn't Gizelle have investors? She didn't do it all by herself with alimony and Bravo money. So damn petty for no reason. 

For a man that cried about their miscarriage at the last reunion, Kangaroo Jack's reaction to the baby news was awfully sedate and subdued. I swear he was muttering internally in Kanye:

"Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years                                                            His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with your money
Shoulda got that insured, Geico for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass, she gon' leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!"

The Darby penthouse is just ugly, cluttered and confusing! 

I was unimpressed with Gizelle's reno so far. The kitchen looked ok but kinda basic, but than again what do I expect from Gizelle based on her style. 

12 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

I could easily have lived the rest of my life without ever hearing that Ashley was having pain while masturbating.

After cleaning up so well, getting a good wig (finally) and looking like her former model self, I really could've done without Katie saying she hadn't bathed that day and wasn't wearing deodorant. 

For all her faults, Candiace really is a pretty girl and her figure is GOALS! She looked amazing in that leopard catsuit at the La Dame reveal. Not my personal style but she got bawdy!! 

[S14.E05: Liar, Liar, Friendships On Fire]

Surprise, surprise Browned Wind is a messy bitch. I am all about fucking with demon seed Tamra's life but jeez lady she crumbled like a ritz cracker under an elephant's foot as soon as she was found out.  And her excuse is that she had a rough childhood which made her a people pleaser. Really?!!? And Tamra fell for that?  Another lie - Browned Wind claiming she didn't know there was beef between those 2 ladies and Tamra. Browned Wind strikes me as a thirsty fan who wanted in on the franchise, no way was she unaware. 

In all seriousness, Tamra beefs with everyone and I cannot think of too many ex OC HW besides Heather Dubrow, Lauri and maybe Lynne that Tamra is on good terms with. Further indication that Tamra is the problem. Tamra would've had a problem if Brown reached out to anyone. 

Another thing about Browned Wind, I hate when women come on this show and claim to want to find themselves and take down their walls. Bitch, RH is not the place to be taking down walls -  you, in fact, want to erect more. BUILD. THAT. WALL. 

12 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

A husband that doesn’t want to be on camera and over all the fakeness that is this show!

If he truly doesn't want to be on camera, then why do a talking head? I don't believe husbands are obligated to do one, so why do it? Doing it did him no favors. He just tripled down on being an asshole by doing that. 

2 hours ago, OFDgal said:

I missed how Tamra got the screen shots of Brawn's texts.  Can someone help me out here?  

Emily had them for some reason. 

Please Bravo, no hip hop dancing ever again. Shannon made me uncomfortable. The only thing that could've been worse was having Vicki there so thank goodness for small favors.

[S14.E04: Breakdown In Beverly Hills]

Browned Wind came here to sell us some shite Okurrr! Not only is she plugging her daughter's dance wear line, NOW she is writing a book. After 8 kids, the only thing she can tell me about that I want to hear is how to keep slim and vaginal reconstruction. 

[Unpopular Opinions]

15 hours ago, TenaciousWarrior said:

I see zero chemistry between Stefan and Gabi. Their make out scenes seem forced, and I don’t really like BB

Add me to that list!!

I liked the beginning of the story with Gabi coming up with the plot to marry Stefan and take it all but as soon as it started raining anvils with every character telling Gabi she would fall in love, I lost interest. I actually started FF through quite of few of their scenes. I can't help myself, I found it unsavory that she would fall for a guy that helped frame her for murder and sent her to prison. 

BB is a decent enough actor but he doesn't have the cojones to play a Dimera, which probably isn't saying much given how played out the Dimeras are as a family. 

I love Stacy H as Kristen DiMera/Susan Banks and I think she is as good as (if not better) than Eileen Davidson, however, Eileen has better chem with the dude that plays Brady. 

I don't care about Tony and Anna. AT. ALL.

[S14.E04: Breakdown In Beverly Hills]

3 hours ago, Coffeewinewater said:

I agree. We as outsiders, hear that Shane has stayed at hotel for 10 day with no communication with is wife and children and of course we're like,  wake up woman, he's obviously having an affair. Or so over you he can't even be bothered to fake concern that this is hurtful to you. 

I won't pretend to know what Shane is up to in that hotel room for 10 days, don't know if he is gay or straight, cheating or actually studying for the bar like he says he is but I think a part of his staying away is him passive aggressively avoiding being filmed and getting away from the chaos of filming. It is apparent his wife, mother and sister love the cameras but Shane ain't here for it. It showed last season. It shows this seasons. Emily is really trying to create cozy family vignettes (e.g. anniversary "party") and Shane refuses to play along and apparently ain't afraid to appear the asshole. Why Emily wanted to even be on the show with her shit show of a marriage to begin with is what boggles the mind. The same could be said for Shannon. 

I gotta say the Emily/Shane marriage is the most interesting thing of the season so far. I think Emily is a good addition. Gina can go though. I absolutely hate the sound of her voice and she is proving to be a shitty friend. 

11 hours ago, swankie said:

About this train mess.  It's just so junior high school.  I remember it's the kind of rumor you would start about a girl who stole your boyfriend or something.  I can't believe these middle aged women are going there.  I guess this was the best Vicki could come up with to get back at Kelly for calling her a pig.  I'm surprised she didn't spread that Kelly had cooties.  Same mentality.  smdh

This is Tamra rhetoric. Vicki didn't come up with it. Apparently, Shannon and Vicki were together and a 3rd person told them this. Vicki may have gotten the ball rolling with the "I know so much worse shit" but Tamra brought this mess onto the show.

The only trains I want when it comes to the HW are metaphorical train wrecks. This is some unsavory shit. 

There is something very, very low brow about Kelly but I really don't want to know the truth either way. 

11 hours ago, swankie said:

The Bar exam is no joke.  JFK junior failed it twice before passing on his third try.  I really feel for Emily if Shane failed a third time.  I bet he's a triple douche now.  

I feel like such a genius because I took the NY and NJ bar at the same time and passed them both with one try. It was three days of hell though. 

3 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that's the thing Vicki didn't mention it first that was Tamara .. she screamed giggled out you mean the "train" it was Tamara that started this shit show and continued to give details … Vicki is a horrible person but she isn't the one that brought this to the table first that all is Tamara  … now she's gonna try to blame the new girl for telling Kelly when if she didn't say anything No one would be talking about it... that totally pissed me off with Tamara trying to deflect and push the blame on someone else for what clearly she started … she is a shit friend and threw Kelly under the bus and giggled and laughed about it and then went into DETAIL (she is the only one going into  8 guys pulled a train she bang bang banged like this **hitting fist*** etc etc... she needs to be dragged and soon for this 

All true. I will say I am loving that Bravo keeps playing the part where it is Tamra that actually mentions it. Keep that foot on her neck Bravo until Kelly gets at it with her red bottom shoes. 

[S14.E04: Breakdown In Beverly Hills]

Based on this episode, I am gonna assume that Jesus broke up with Tamra and she is back to being Satan's power bottom. Or maybe she is having  a train run on her by Satan and 7 of hell's most notorious demons. 

[S04.E15: Cayman We Get Along?]

On 8/19/2019 at 12:19 AM, Quita said:

That wig! On his last appearance on WWHL, Michael Rapaport (who is one of my favorite guests and a housewives super fan), was asked about housewives from various franchises. When he was asked about Katie, he commented that it looked like she throws her wig up in the air, ducks under it, and however it lands on her head is how she wears it. I died!!! Sometimes it does look like that's exactly what she does.

I'm thru!!!

Mr. islandgal140 is convinced that Michael, while on that exercise bike, has the following type of image on the screen and is chasing it at 50 mph.

On 8/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, ZaldamoWilder said:

I want Katie to be at reunion.  How she got Ashley together with something coursing through her bloodstream?  Tuh!  Finna be an execution if she show up stone cold sober.

Spoiler

Katie wasn't invited. She kinda went off about it on social media. Hopefully, there was a change of plan but somehow I don't think so.

[S03.E04: Little Lies]

This show just never disappoints.

I think Darcy is a very pretty woman and I am all about a woman dressing and grooming herself however she g-d pleases, especially if she is paying for it, but seriously, has Darcy ever dressed casually? Has she ever worn a  dress that was at least knee length? A simple tailored pantsuit? Or jeans and a classic white blouse? Hell, jeans and a t-shit? Sneakers? It is like she is always on her way to the club. I get always wanting to look your best but she really needs to embrace a broader range of looks. I mean even during the pillow talk shows, her and her sister were always done up to the nines, even in their pjs they looked like they were going to a jammy themed party at The Tunnel (old night club in NYC really popular in the 90s). It is always just a ton makeup, a ton of hair extensions, the most dramatic of lashes. Its tew much!!!

Tom did catfish with his pics but him and Darcy did video chat, which we saw last week and even then people were thinking he looked different from his pics so I'm thinking Darcy had some idea the pics weren't 100% accurate. Darcy's first husband was no looker so I could imagine she doesn't require a David Gandy look alike, however, I think Darcy like a manly man and Tom ain't it. Tom has a complete lack of big dick energy. He doesn't even have medium dick energy. 

Tom looks as old if not older than Darcy. 

On 8/13/2019 at 11:57 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:

I agree with you on all points, especially Avery, or as I call her "I am Muslim today but in five years we are gonna look back and say "Remember when I wanted to go to Syria???"  But the fact is, Avery is 19, she is a legal adult adn can do what she wants, no matter how Death Wish-y it is!   All her mom can go is go along, meet Omar and ask Avery for her funeral plans.

Yes, Avery is an adult, however, I don't see how with no signs of a steady income or employment, Avery could possibly qualify and be approved for a K1 without some type of sponsorship. So, in a sense, mom is indeed underwriting Avery's foolish dance with death.

Avery has just as many (if not more) blinking red lights of doom than her intended groom. I just question someone who flits from one fade to another who then converts to Islam out of the blue and after a few months flies off to marry some dude she has never really spent physical time with and marries within 2 days of landing there. Make that make sense. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that after 5 years or less of marriage, she gets tired of all the oppression and flies back home to be a porn star and confesses to have been eating pork and drinking hard liquor the whole time. 

Omar seems nice enough but again, we've seen him for a span of what 15 minutes? It is good that he has an actual profession as opposed to most of the ne'er do wells we see on this show. However, it should be noted that once he comes into this country (if he indeed does) I bet his degree won't mean shit. It might be better for them to go to another nation that will recognize his degree. Otherwise, it will be a case of Omar working as a warehouse worker at Amazon regaling his co-workers about how he used to be a doctor in his country

6 hours ago, Floatingbison said:

I predict that Darcy and Jessee are going to reconnect.   The editors dropped a couple teasers, including the Late Nite Mystery Call from Jessee.

Even frigging Tom was bringing him up and went so far as to show a suggestive photo of Jesse to his barber.  That was just weird. 

Angela is an idiot for still entertaining Mihkul but she is a hoot. She said something about coming at something 4 ways and doing it that way she will inevitably be right. The way she said it, that accent made it a hoot!

[S14.E02: (Not So Happy) Housewarming]

14 hours ago, CrinkleCutCat said:

Shane is so rude to Emily, and speaks to her, his WIFE, with absolutely NO respect... as if he dislikes her. Why why why does Emily take it so meekly? 

Dude proposed to her via G-chat and never gave her an engagement ring.  I feel like she married him and accepted less out of fear of never getting married or having children. I think she stays to keep her family intact and she loves the extended family - her inlaws, since she didn't have a good relationship with her mom due to mom's mental illness.

1 hour ago, Mr. Minor said:

The edit they are giving to Shane studying for the bar. I'm picturing him sitting in the "library" in a diaper not even taking a few minutes to go to the rest room.

I'm picturing not studying for the bar, but AT. THE. BAR. which probably has a glory hole between the 3rd and 4th stall. 

Gina is a waste of my time - with her unseen husband, empty house, horrible speaking voice and ever worsening makeup, fashion and hair. Usually wives have a glow up their 2nd season where their appearance improves. But not Gina. She looks like she is getting her weaves in the yarn section at Joanne Fabrics. 

Bruhaha and her husband's V-day getaway? Y'all have 7 kids - we know you two get it in. They do seem to have a nice rapport though. For some reason, her husband looked cuter last episode. 

Bruhaha's mother? Who knew Burning Man could have such an effect? I'm all for women of a certain age (hell, any age) living life by their own standards and rules. Do you woman!!!

I hate giving any compliments to Tam-rat, but I absolutely love her house. LOVE!!!! Just my style down to a damn T! 

It is sweet of Eddie to give Tam-rat a gift but those were some ugly ass shoes.

Seriously, I wanted an update on Eddie's health. I'd rather her that than hear Tamrat recount who is mad with whom over what. 

Jolie seems like a lovely wise young woman, but I do think Kelly exposes her to way too much. I side-eye any mom who wants her 13 year old daughter to pimp product on the gram! 

Vicki sure does love her sleeveless fur vest. I find every iteration of that now dead fashion trend hideous. Every time I see her in one I think of that Simpsons episode with Mr. Burns signing "See my vest"

For a split second when Shannon's daughter came out in that yellow dress, I thought she was Tamra. Don't kill me! 

But yes, that yellow dress was far too short. I can't even imagine sitting on public seats like that. I don't care if it is being held at a nice hotel or whatever. 

[S01.E12: Baby, Come Back!]

Kareeny really, really missed an opportunity when Paul went into that doghouse to "calm down"

No court in Brazil would convict her for neutralizing a terrorist. 

Pole is just a born loser. Didn't graduate from college. Majored in Spanish and doesn't even speak it. No discernible skills. Fired from picking up cow shit. No social skills. Runs like an arthritic frog in need of double hip and knee replacement.  Kareeny was charmed by white skin and light eyes and thought that all Americans had money. She basically tied the albatross known as Pole around her own neck. 

How has Pole managed not to pick up more Portuguese than he has? Immersion in the culture is the best way to learn which is why study abroad is a thing. 

Tiffany is the birdest bird that ever birded. Dummy now you wondering about your child's safety? But yet dummy is still talking about having kids right away on Ron's low income wages. 

[S04.E14: Open House and Closed Doors]

1 hour ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

p.s. I want ya'll to know I fought like hell not to say it but their baby is Benjamin Button.  Michael's face on an infant.   Bless his heart.

I did not want to be the one to say it so thank you. When I first saw his pic online I was like ....

I. WAS. NOT. READY.

At least he seems like a healthy baby. 

[S03.E03: Pack Your Bags]

14 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

To be fair, he didn't buy a CZ ring, but a "manufactured" diamond, which is far far better thing, just not a natural diamond.  You can get a bigger stone via manufactured then natural.  He stated his goal was to get as big a one as he could for her (because ?she'd expect a big stone).

I gave a hearty guffaw at how fast that saleswoman snatched that 1 carat ring back when Cesar said his budget was $200

[S04.E14: Open House and Closed Doors]

12 hours ago, Empress1 said:

I don't know who is mad at whom and why (I mean, Gizelle stays mad at Monique),

The fact that Giselle's reaction to Monique's rather innocuous observation is "guess what I don't care" and "Fuck you Monique" shows that Monique's thoughts are at the very least valid. 

On 8/9/2019 at 12:42 PM, RedHawk said:

Ashley is going to be the only one startled by that reaction. 

Yeah, I am gonna be the that bitch and say it was NOT shocking to her either.  She seemed to pull herself together with a quickness and the crying just seemed a bit off to me. Does she deserve such harsh reaction from her father? No. of course not. However, Ashley ain't stupid. Annoying, selfish, and nosy yes, but not stupid. I think this was done to garner sympathy and get some of that heat off her geriatric ass grabbing hubby. I said what I said!

I'm glad Karen called Ashley out on her messiness in respect to bringing back that information about Monique to Gizelle. It wasn't done in the spirit of trying to heal that relationship it was done in the spirit of messiness. Ashley shared that info with a shit eating grin on her face and dropped it like she had hot delicious tea with no effort to soften it or frame it as a way to open dialogue. It was just to cause conflict with a person she claims was the only person who gave her support.  Seriously, F*ck Ashley!! 

The fact that Candyass doesn't think holding a knife while behaving in an unhinged fashion is threatening boggles the mind. 

[S03.E03: Pack Your Bags]

8 hours ago, TrininisaScorp said:

I'm the worst bc I'm not proud of the way I cackled at Angela in that teeny tiny Miata.  Also, Angela asking her daughter for an egg and she's "tote" the baby was one of the strangest moments in the 90 Day universe to date.  **shudder**

I tell you what, Angela's poetic ability to liken the miracle of the human gestational period to lugging a suitcase through an airport makes me think we need look no further for a new American Nobel Laureate after Toni Morrison's passing (RIP). 

[S03.E03: Pack Your Bags]

The travel advisory for Syria lists making a will as something to do before you travel there and that dummy Avery doesn't think a phone is necessary! Seriously, I think the mother has enough here to seek guardianship over Avery. 

DJ Doug had me both feeling offended and laughing outrageously. Both Angela and he are tone deaf as hell. She wants to marry a black man at a the Cotton Patch and his suggestion of how to make the wedding have an African flair is to BBQ a goat?!?!? To top it all off she wants him/them to decorate in an African theme. That sounds like a hate crime in the making. Dude seemed high as a kite too. 

Line of the night goes to Angela: "I can tote it.. I just need yo' egg"  Followed by: “So beautiful. But not like the picture.” Honorable mention to: "Champagne taste on a malt liquor budget"

I am now officially seriously feel sorry for every customer service rep on this damn series. Can't these people just go to buy some drawers or jewelry without subjecting these service industry people to their jacked up love lives? 

Tim has the biggest damn head I think I have ever seen. I am not talking about ego either - just the sheer height and circumference of his head. I think I am the least interested in his story. 

[S04.E12: Good Will Haunting]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS REUNION!

Can you say LIT !!!!!!

[S04.E12: Good Will Haunting]

I watched the found footage twice and no more than that because I refuse to analyze this mess like they were the Zapruder tapes. I definitely think Michael did more than just brush by the camera man. 

I was surprised but wasn't surprised by the found footage. Candyass was shown saying "someone must have caught something" too many times. 

Wait? Didn't Monique say it happened in the basement?

13 hours ago, drivethroo said:

Why not? Ashley has been all up in Robyn's business from the beginning of the show and insinuated that Karen & Ray had an arrangement last season. Koala Bear was all up in Ray's wallet like Capital One asking Ray how he could afford a house in Great Falls and was he renting.  What makes Michael & Ashley so special they can't get roasted like they try to roast the others.  

I swear I want to slap whatever little edges Ashley's got left off her 5 head when she talks about people gloating about her much deserved comeupannce. Bitch has been salivating over her castmates misfortunes since the show's inception. 

This is exactly why I think the HW are actually going far too easy on Ashley and Michael. They deserve everything they are getting times 10. Karen, who was the brunt of most of Ashley's shit, is truly acting like a grown up but for real, for real - the petty in me wishes she would give her the business with both barrels. 

There is something disingenious about Monique as it relates to Ashley and her situation. I do think Monique reveled a little bit and she did talk about karma but she throws the whole rest of the cast under the bus. Why show Ashley Candyass's text messages? It is not like it was any secret what Candy thinks or feels about the Darbys. 

15 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

Is there anyone who doesn’t think it was Juan Michael was talking about?  

I don't. Mainly because I don't think Robyn would be quite so nonchalant and giggly about it if Michael had been talking about her glorified roommate Juan. Nor would Juan. IMHO.

Rayvin has become a really beautiful young woman but nope I don't want to hear her sing.

Ashley she needs to never pull her hair back away from her face because of that 5 head and lack of edges. 

[Unpopular Opinions]

My UOs are:

- I am looking forward to seeing what the show will be like without LVP.

- I would be fine with all of the women returning, including Camille.

- I hate all these "I am the Queen" proclamations and someone is coming for my crown bullshit. I hate when LVP and Nene do it and that weirdo coronation of Queen Kyle at the reunion was no exception. That being said, Kyle might be the center spoke of which they all orbit around but she doesn't really have the big dick energy to be a "Queen" (i.e. she is a beta) 

- I don't find Kyle vile but I do think she has a HS "best friend to the head cheerleader" mentality about friendship. 

- I was shocked by all the crow's feet I saw last night. They must use a filter while filming because everyone looks so wrinkle free on the show. 

- I don't see the appeal of monster sized penis and I wish Denise would stop talking about it. Sounds painful and dangerous. 

On 7/10/2019 at 1:41 PM, SweetieDarling said:

Why did Kyle give a speech at the party? She's not the owner, is she? Does she work there too? I was under the impression that this is Mo's baby, not hers. I get that she's proud of him and all the money that he and the employees worked for, but it seemed odd to me that the wife of the man in charge gave the speech, if that's her only connection to the workings of the company. 

Finally playing a little chess perhaps? She is setting up for the culmination of the prophecy that Mario will never emotionally fulfill her and will leave when the last kid is out of the house. She will be taking the Camille approach to divorce settlement as opposed to Denise.

[S09.E22: Reunion Part 1]

The most WTF moment for me at the reunion was the impromptu coronation of Kyle as Queen by the Archbishop of Pussypat.  

13 hours ago, whydoievencare said:

Erica has to be the most dour person on TV - her tone of voice is always bored - she always acts as if she's world weary and has seen it all.  It's tiresome.

I feel like the only times I have seen Erika truly happy is when Rinna came as Erika Jayne for Halloween and when she is with her paid sycophants talking about hair, makeup, clothing and her performances. In short, when she is being tongue bathed by suck ups.