[S11.E14: Lips Unsealed]

24 minutes ago, Maximona said:

While we're on the subject of clothes:  Erika's blue boots clashed with the blue of her ill-fitting suit.  Also, I am beginning to understand why she needed to spend $40,000 a month on a glam squad:  She is clearly incapable of choosing the right shade of foundation for her complexion tones, and thus now looks like a life-sized bobblehead.

It looks especially bad in the previews for the 'or what' (with accompanying bared teeth like a feral wolf) fight next week with Sutton.  The line of demarcation between that awful wrong colored foundation on her face and hair line is particularly egregious. 

[S11.E14: Lips Unsealed]

19 minutes ago, Showthyme said:

Dorit has no story line. I don't know why she is on this show. 

I'm just waiting impatiently for her and PK's house of cards to come crashing down! Nothing will convince me that Boy George's current career proceeds are sustaining their lifestyle. Nothing!

[S11.E14: Lips Unsealed]

There are just way too many horrible women on this show between Erika, Rinna and Dorit. I abhor violence but just once I  wanna line them up stooge style and just:

Nothing Erika says makes sense. She can't figure out if Tom was degrading in front of her from dementia or Alzheimer or if the accident turned him into a criminal mastermind.  She was trapped in her marriage to an awful man but her every whim and stupid desire was catered to. Her career was a way to earn a living but she herself said there was never ever any return on investment. She couldn't leave years ago but she can leave now (that the well is dry). Doesn't know where all the money went but had 2 jets, $40k per month glam squad, literal rooms full of designer shoes, bags and clothes, Chagall paintings and priceless jewels, etc. $20 million deposited into her business account but that money never went to her. She is a boss bitch but didn't have a bank account, know where her homes were or have shit of her own. Girl pick a narrative. 

Door-it was so disgustingly smug with Garcelle. 

12 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

SHE SAID THAT AT DINNER, ERIKA! Sutton being concerned about her reputation wasn't new information. Apparently you just weren't listening. 

She was in a Xanax stupor.

How dare Erika say worrying about a reputation is country bama petty bullshit! Reputation is important and it matters in all walks of life. Tom's reputation is what allowed him to get away with all his bullshit and for so long. Reputation is why Fenty x Savage fired her ass as an ambassador. She ought to know because I guarantee she will be known as the possibly complicit wife of the man who stole from widows and orphans to fund her talentless ass pop career.

12 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

I’m proud to say I’ve hated fucking poser Dorit since her first episode. 🖕🏻

I hated her at the word 'go' but unfortunately I had softened towards her starting last season, but I am glad to say that I am back on the Dorit hate bus.

11 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I will say, Big Kathy's influence just hangs over all three sisters. They all seem to revere their mother. 

I think Lil' Kathy somewhat deifies her mom. She didn't even like when Kyle was making jokes about what an awful cook their mom was.

7 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

What's so hilarious is we've all heard the "I can't be racist, my best friend is black" line. I'd never heard "my mom's best friend is black." 

I've heard 'I can't be racist because my wife's best friend is black." This was said by Scott Baio a couple of years ago in defense of him re-tweeting something racist about Michelle Obama. I never forget it because it was so damn ridiculous. 

[Erika Girardi/Erika Jayne: Let them eat cake]

22 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Maybe he’s planning to try his hand at yet another remake of “A Star Is Born”? 

What would he call it?

A famewhore is financed?

[Erika Girardi/Erika Jayne: Let them eat cake]

9 hours ago, Pop Tart said:

Saw this today and one of the guesses as to the guy is film producer Jon Peters.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS7yjWiva79/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

Another 76 year old I see. Seems like he has a type. Just a quick google search turned up nothing but Barbi types, with the exception of Barbra Streisand. He was married to Pam Anderson for less than 2 weeks.  If true, Erika fits the bill. He is allegedly worth several hundred million. 

She lives in an expensive rental and still has assistants and household help. She was photographed last month boarding a private jet so I assumed she was able to land another sugar daddy. I knew she would be back on her back in no time.

 

[S11.E13: Season’s Grillings]

Erika to Sutton: "You look real handsome in green."

Is it me or is that shady as fuck!

[S11.E13: Season’s Grillings]

Even though I was disappointed with the spinelessness of some of these women, this was a great episode. Love Christmas in BH! 

When Sutton pulled out her notes at the summit meeting:

That to me was worth 10 Monique binder moments!

When Garcelle said fuck Tom, the victims are what matter

Erika is a stone and ice cold ass bitch! 

[S11.E13: Season’s Grillings]

This episode was misnamed. This wasn't a grilling. It was barely a light searing!

Erika you want to know where the money is? Girl you wrote a song about it. Like to hear? Here it go:

It's expensive to be me

The 1st 10 minutes of this episode was EVERYTHING! I loved most of the girls (less revolting Rinna) putting the pieces together and seeing that the math ain't mathing. 

To see so many of the ladies soft peddle and tongue bathe Erika when in her presence is positively nauseating. Erika must have some serious big dick energy because the ladies (less so Garcelle) do seem to tip toe and defer to her.

Props to Sutton for remaining tearless even though she did soften her stance a bit when confronted by Erika. 

Queen Garcelle for the win though! She brought the focus to where it should be.

Dorit is useless and I hope Garcelle gets up in her non-ass. Fuck Dorit indeed.

Erika may or may not have known Tom was a crook, however, what IMHO, she is most definitely doing is coordinating a defense with and for him, which also saves her own bacon. This diminished capacity in the last 3 years BS is an attempt to avoid liability. How is it that he was allegedly declining but at the same time he also was settling multimillion dollars cases. The accident happened in what? 2017 That Lion Air settlements happened after the accident in 2019-2020 so they need to STFU!

How diminished could he have been? Notice that he never 'accidently' or 'inadvertently' gave anyone money. 

The California bar also has a lot to answer for. You can't tell me there weren't complaints. When people don't paid money due, they start filing complaints with the board. 

Erika looked terrible and it is indeed expensive to be her because without a glam squad and regularly botox/filler sessions, her makeup looks awful! In the past her outfits might have been questionable but that face was always always flawless. I notice that she still had the same manicure she had at Kyle's desert home. Money must be tight!

[S06.E04: Going Ham at the Pajammy Jam]

I find Mia's "I'm a boss bitch" as grating as Wendy's four degrees.   

On 8/2/2021 at 12:33 PM, pasdetrois said:

What I noticed about the franchise location Mia visited was its discount approach. There was a big sign that said something like "$29 Special." If I were getting my spine adjusted, that would give me pause.

You get what you pay for:

Candiace's makeup artist must hate her. I don't get why her TH makeup is so extra and heavy handed.  She is a pretty girl with a fantastic figure and the makeup is downright clownish. I get wanting to be extra but geez I've seen Cirque de Soleil performances wear less during a performance.

[Erika Girardi/Erika Jayne: Let them eat cake]

 

On 7/22/2021 at 7:01 PM, yourmomiseasy said:

I also don't see her being able to be as submissive as he apparently likes 'em.  She'd demur to Tom and act like he was her dad, but I just can't see her going full on sub.

For the right price, I believe Erika Jayne can be anything. For all her bad bitch persona, I wouldn't have pegged her as the demure, deferential wife either and yet.... 

As much as it pains me to say, I don't have any trouble believing Erika will find a new sponsor when some of the dust settles, as long as she keeps her face and figure. She has no trouble with large age differences and she left her infant son to chase fame and fortune.  {in my Dorothy Zbornak voice}: She will be back on her back in no time. 

For as mean and dismissive as Erika is painting Tom to be, he fulfilled her every whim and desire and indulged all her delusions to the detriment of others. He didn't seem to dismiss her when he was throwing tens of millions down the toilet and funding her gaudy lifestyle and vanity project, paying for tour buses, rack after rack of sequined catsuits and underlings to kiss her ass. 

His ass should've been shushing her when she was trying to sing. 

 

On 7/23/2021 at 1:05 PM, amarante said:

Inquiring minds want to know how she can afford a private dance class and a personal assistant. 

Also those fangs on her hand require major dollars to maintain even at the inexpensive non-upscale manicure places.

On the really petty side, she certainly does need a village to maintain her looks. I don't think she needs to be glammed at all times but her hair in the picture is obviously hers and so sad and fried. I have no idea how you could get that hair to look decent without expensive wigs and hairpieces and professional assistance.

 

In her TH last week dressed all in blue with a matching blue bra showing, for the 1st time ever, I thought she looked cheap and tacky, plus her makeup looked off!  Too be truthful, I thought her makeup looked a bit off when she showed up to Sutton's Parisian luncheon after her divorce filing! It just appeared to be applied with a much heavier hand than usual. Way too much blush and although not in clown territory, definitely approaching mime town. 

On 7/24/2021 at 12:53 PM, princelina said:

I can't find that recently posted picture of her sitting there in heels and a sweater with no pants, but imagine her redoing that pose while wearing Depends?  Rinna says it's a well-paying gig 😄

She can adopt one of her songs for the ads:

"How many shits do I give? As many as I want to in my Depends industrial strength, maximum absorbency adult diapers!"

[S11.E09: A Pretty Meltdown]

11 hours ago, chick binewski said:

I have always been EXTREMELY curious about the Hamlin/Rinna finances. I think their house is nice with a great yard and privacy (Rinna needs to part ways with the shabby chic and the rat-kitchen does need to be modernized) - Harry has had that house since before his marriage to Rinna. He's had two divorces but no children from those relationships. Both he & Rinna have worked for decades in television, and although Rinna probably doesn't take the lion's share of the profits from the QVC line she was the face for a long time - enough time to make bank.

 

Yes to this. Of all the HW couples on BH, Lisa and Harry I think are the ones most likely to not have a mortgage and to have their primary home fully paid for. 

But yes lawd, the interior needs a makeover! That kitchen needs to be cleansed with fire after that rat infestation and ugh tile counters are the devil.  I am personally offended by the leopard print carpeting I saw on the stairs. 

[S11.E09: A Pretty Meltdown]

 

12 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika posing posing … and that’s called Acting ladies and gentlemen 

During that segment, I keep thinking this was just a slightly better acted Heidi cries in chair scene. Erika made sure to wear the non-waterproof mascara for maximum effect. It was like a baby mudslide running down her face.

 

12 hours ago, Andi27 said:

Oh, Erika already setting up the degraded health/dementia defense.

How convenient!

My thing is: she is setting up this dementia bullshit but she looks cold and callous cause the morning she "left him" she dropped his ass off at work, went home, moved out and hasn't called or talked  to him since?!!? Didn't even leave a note. She didn't seem concerned when she allegedly left a man she thinks is melting and degrading before her high and dry!

They coordinated this and the divorce is a sham! She would still be there if the money was still flowing free!

Rinna has the morals of a ... wait she has none and it would be offensive to anything (animal, vegetable or mineral) to be compared to her. Apparently, gossiping about people and maybe having an alleged lesbian affair is the crime of the century compared to robbing orphans, widows and burn victims. Got it!

The segment with her clothes went on for far too long. I can't believe Rinna doesn't have a spare room or attic in that huge house for her clothes.

I usually roll my eyes at Kyle's fapping herself for being the good mom, but I thought her segment was more enlightened and introspective than usual. She was worried about Portia being too comfortable in solitude and perhaps enjoying isolation and inactivity, essentially an introvert. I get it. I discovered I was more of an introvert during the pandemic too. 

Sutton's daughter does seem lovely.

[S11.E08: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Leather Pants]

As strange as it may sound, of all the things that happened this episode, I am aghast at Harry and Rinna paying $310 for what looked like 3 small bags of groceries.  What did they even buy? Small pumpkins/squash, mushrooms, soda, artisanal pasta, beef, cheese. There was very little in that little baby cart. 

Kathy's house is what dreams are made of.

On 7/8/2021 at 9:08 AM, byrd said:

I don't believe Cathy is acting. Lol !!!!  she's just that dense. 

If what they say about her mom, big Kathy, is even 10% right, I don't believe for a minute that Kathy Jr., is dense. She had me up until the whole 'hunky dory' thing. 

I hated Erika's old house, which was basically Platinum Shady Pines for the ultra rich, so the new $10k rental is a vast improvement. 

[S11.E05: The Divided States Of Erika]

6 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I’m so envious that Harry can just set his mind to it and grow a garden.

Harry is favored by the gods. Now if only he would smite that demon he sometimes lives roommates with.

 

 

[S11.E05: The Divided States Of Erika]

Sutton is always so aghast when people ask or talk about how much things cost but she just so gauchely dropped to Kyle and Kathy that she spent $35k on that party. 

Who wore it better Kyle or Rinna? Loathe as I am to admit it - Kyle.  I love that sorta 80s rich bitch dynasty vibe so that dress was serving to me, but was Kyle's bra showing in the back?

I love Kyle's present and past home. The decorating choices (by the morally bankrupt Faye Resnick) in her present home are a bit questionable though. 

I was kinda annoyed with all Kyle's references to Sutton's rental being her house and the 'you stole my g-damn house' reference.  If Sutton is late on the rent or leaves scuff marks on the walls, Kyle would most definitely throw that shit in her face.

I hate excessive logos so I hate what Dorit wore to Sutton's party.

Erika's entrance was way too dramatic.

Crystal's style reads very NYC chic to me. Mature, monied, lots of black and neutrals. Very classy and classic. I like her house. 

That Birkin was ugly as hell to me.  I can honestly I don't salivate over those bags. period.

 

 

[Erika Girardi/Erika Jayne: Let them eat cake]

That music career was nothing but the world's greatest money pit. So much money wasted for what?!?! Ego! She never made a dime, just spend millions. I shake my head to think of the waste. Not one, but 2 top of the line tour buses (one mega lux one for her and another less fab for her crew) to go lip sync for free drinks at gay bars and events. Back up dancers, hair/makeup artists, ridiculous sequined cat suits, Mikey's bullshit not to mention the huge carbon footprint that shit left.  Meanwhile, orphans and widows can't get their settlement money to just try to attempt to lead a normal life post-tragedy. How many lost homes or went hungry because the main breadwinner of the house died just for Erika to go pat her puss on stage at Club Feathers at 2 AM?

Anyone who has to tell you multiple times they aren't a bad guy - IS. A. BAD. GUY!!!

On 6/14/2021 at 10:39 PM, emmawoodhouse said:

Oh, I forgot about the $20m loan from GK. If nothing else, Erika's on the hook for that.

One of my more vivid memories of Erika's first season is her cat that caught the canary expression when she told the girls that she had no prenup. How's that working out for you girl? LOL. Turns out now she will likely be in a huge financial hole post-divorce.

 

[Erika Girardi/Erika Jayne: Let them eat cake]

Just finished watched the doc on Hulu and wow! I haven't been following it as closely as some. I knew the broad strokes but not the finer details so this was really illuminating to me.  PK saying to Erika: "You're not deliberately cold, you're inherently cold" seems almost prophetic to me now.

Re-victimized orphans and widows after a horrific tragedy? Blatantly stealing from a burn victim? There is  special place in hell for Tom and Erika.

[Married At First Sight (Australia) - General Discussion]

The experts doing all that back peddling and pussy popping to justify keeping Dan and Jess on the show was to me, as disgusting as Dan and Jess. I'd rather they just admitted it was for ratings!

I've taken to fast-forwarding Martha segments. Just a vacuous, amoral bitch. No wonder her and Jess get along so well. She needs to pull up on the tanning. She is getting oompa loompa'ish. Did she say she didn't want to paired with Cam for the couple swap? Cam?!!? Who doesn't like Cam!

Mick did seem genuinely hurt. I admit I felt less sorry for him after he hugged Dan. Why exactly did he do that?

I am here for Mike keeping his foot on Jess's neck. 

I just don't know how the show just manages to find such utterly unrepentant shameless people like Jess, Ines, Sam and Dan. Jess and Ines are in categories all their own though. It is like nothing phases them or they actually grow stronger the more they are disliked. I don't get it. 

 

[S13.E04: Putting the Tiff in Tiffany's]

This may be a my fave franchise, but I am starting to feel disappointed in it this season. I think the cast is too small and it doesn't really have boss bitch in charge of the girls.

I hate, hate, hate to agree with Ramona but such graphic sex talk at the table is just gross. There is sex talk and then there is sex talk. Leah always takes it to sex talk, which is vulgar, crass and graphic just for the sake of being vulgar, crass and graphic. I don't want to hear about eating ass while trying to enjoy a meal. 

I usually don't mind Leah, but I am starting to see what others have been saying that she isn't a fit for the show. I'd swap out Heather for Leah in a heartbeat.

Sonja is an asshole and if she doesn't want to feel demeaned or less than, then perhaps she shouldn't demean others and makes others feel less than.

Luann bragging about Tom asking her to marry him isn't something to brag about, given that the marriage was over before it started and arguably led to the darkest time in Lu's life (arrest and multiple rehab stints).

Ramona's Hamptons home is beautiful but it looks like a home staged for sale - just beige and stripped of personality in order to sell. 

I ,miss Dorinda, but agree she needed to be rested and I hope she comes back next season.

[Married At First Sight (Australia) - General Discussion]

6 hours ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

There's no way the experts would blow up the group dynamic at the very end and reward Jess/Dan's toxic behavior.

 

You sweet summer child!

The AUS "experts" make the US ones look like actual experts (with no quotes). The way they were going in on Mike while letting Jess and Dan's bullshit slide every week is rage inducing.

I am not a fan of Mike and Heidi should run hard, fast  and far, far away, but Mike was the hero we I needed this episode. 

I am kinda just sick of the Dan Jess show and Jess's trout pout seems to get worse every week. Dan isn't that good looking and by the time he hits mid 40s I bet he looks like a squat, neckless middle Earth dwarf who wears flip flops and loud Hawaii shirt because he thinks they make his 8 months pregnant looking beer gut look less pronounced. 

I don't understand how and why Ning and Mark suddenly lost the ability to speak and couldn't confront Jess. Who knew Ning was such a shrinking violet?!?!

And after all that I still don't know if Jess lied about what Mark said or if it was the truth. Why couldn't someone just outright ask Mick if he confided that information to Jess?

I can't stand Martha. There is no there there. She is so superficial. What do we know about her besides tanning, makeup, manis, pedis, and lashes?!?! Having a big fat Greek family and an insane beauty regimen is not a personality trait.

For a moment there, I thought her husband was gonna come out t

[Married At First Sight (Australia) - General Discussion]

On 5/15/2021 at 12:45 AM, greeneyedscorpio said:

And when the restaurant was closed where he was going to get her dinner, why didn't he call her and ask her what else she may want for dinner??  He just brings home food for himself?  That right there is what she's talking about.  

Heidi is better than me, because my ass would have been going to jail that night. Sorry, not sorry but you go out for food for us both and come back with only food for yourself? Bitch, that is pushing play on the whoop ass machine. The only reason it would be assault and not murder is because I would be too weak from hunger. lol! just kidding.

Heidi may be extra, but Mike is an asshole.  I think she spins out because the "experts" are telling her to ignore her gut instinct, which was right.  I kind wanted more information about the towel situation. How can someone use allll the towels just to take a damn shower? How many does she have? WTF is he doing in there? Not for nothing but he seems like the type of asshole to throw a couple on the floor, wrap one around his waist and use another to dry his torso and then leave everything on the floor for someone else to clean up. Then is all like 'why do you get so upset about every little thing' 

[Married At First Sight (Australia) - General Discussion]

8 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I can’t get over the way Marta was standing up for Jess, knowing what she is doing. She is just as bad and maybe worse.  

I agree, but worse (outside Dan and Jess) are the therapists. It is just so ridiculous that they sat and watched the dinner episode, saw the goings on with Dan and Jess (who snuck off to be together and kissed) and didn't say a damn word! During the Dan/Tam session, they actually asked the question what happened in the last two weeks to make Dan pull away when they know damn good and well what happened! To some extent I get that they don't want to interfere in the experiment like it is some kind of National Geographic documentary, but they are active participants in the mess and if they want plausible deniability maybe they shouldn't watch the dinners.

I get why Jess is getting all the smoke right now, but I hope everyone is equally as mad at Dan when all this comes out. 

Cam is the cutest dude this season. I didn't pay much attention to him in the beginning but the more you see of him and his personality, the cuter he gets. He is just so lovely and charming. Jules lucked out.  

I admit that Jess's brother is hot, but yeah those tats are just ridiculous, especially the neck one.  Is it something in the water in Australia? Are tattoos really more prevalent there or does MAFS just attract that segment of the population along with puffer lipped fished woman? 

The Mick/Jess's dad and brother thing de-escalated rather quickly. LOL! 

It is ridiculous that the show would keep Mick there after writing "Leave" 3 times in a row. That just seems so wrong, especially since Jess's stated reason is hoping to establish is a friendship at this point, which is a lie, but really ain't the point of the show if they chose to believe her. 

The show really needs to stop with all the close ups of Jess during the decision day episodes. Even when it doesn't involve her, she gets the most close ups and I am tired of looking at her. 

[Married At First Sight (Australia) - General Discussion]

I have to admit to myself that this show is pretty much scripted reality tv and then just relax and enjoy the mess. How else can Jess and Dan disappear for hours at a time, but literally are just on the patio located right next to the dining room divided by GLASS French doors, but yet no one sees them?!?! At least Ines and her snack found a backroom away from the group with a solid door.

Cyrell has her detractors but I like her and appreciate her airing the BS because it was getting exhausting to watch this go on and on. I hope she got a bonus for her performance.

I don't know why but Mick whistling every time Jess gave him a fake insincere compliment was just so funny to me. 

Mick is definitely a hick but he is quite funny, surprisingly articulate and astute. A way better catch than short necked Dan, but yeah, Mick kinda loses me with that farm because I wouldn't want to live there either.

15 hours ago, Mean Jeanne said:

And I hope Dan doesn’t choose to stay with Tam, she deserves way better than that weasel. I don’t even think he’s attractive at all, unless you’re into cavemen.

He legit looks like Fred Flintstone to me. Or is it Barney Rubble? Either way, prehistoric caveman!

Susie's eyes are weird and the lashes only make it worse. Hate to bring up the old line but she does have shark eyes - cold and dead but also somewhat wonky. Great figure though. 

Billy is a bit of an odd duck who definitely doesn't deserve Susie's treatment. Rooting for him putting his foot down but WOW was that ever cringey. 

With all the crazy bugs and spiders running around down under, it boggles the mind to see so many of them walking around bare foot outside, especially in the dark. NOPE! Spiders is the main reason I don't ever want to go to Australia. LOL!

[S04.E03: The Crossing]

On 4/28/2021 at 4:47 PM, Umbelina said:

Either way, June is our protagonist in this story, and I do believe that she's had amazing success, along with terrible losses.  Getting 95 people out of Gilead, including 86 kids?  It wasn't all her work, but it WAS her idea.

I just don't understand why they let June live? The more shit she pulls off and gets away with, the more ridiculous it seems that Gilead lets her keep trotting around to mill in the general Handmaid population.

She has escaped multiple times. Is suspected of outright murdering a freaking Commander. She orchestrated the escape of 9 Marthas and  the pride of Gilead - 86 children!  For all intents and purposes she is the face of a movement.  She is an enemy of the state. Instead of putting her on the wall as an example to quell the rebellion or at the very least get the Handmaids in line, they let her skip off to Camp Handmaiden. It makes no sense. With no special provisions or troops. It just keeps getting dumber.

[S15.E09: A Family Stuck]

Kody: "Robyn's always really good about taking the time to get me to understand the paradigms and understanding the viewpoints of others."

Translation: Robyn always controls the narrative and help sets the tone for the family dynamic. Classic manipulator. 

Robyn, just say you want another baby! Just come out and freakin' say it. How is that worse than saying some bullshit about seeing a little dark-haired unborn baby hanging around!

Haley Joel Osmont's character In The Sixth Sense saw dead people, Robyn sees the ghost of her unborn children! I've got to say, out of all the odd shit done and said by the Browns' in 15 seasons, that one was up there! Really taking the phrase 'no child left behind,' in a direction no one wants or intended.

It never really registered that all Kody's bio kids are varying shades of blond naturally.

Janelle is probably tired of being stuck in the house with the kids, cleaning & cooking for them (even though they are grown) and wants to send them over to Christine's. LOL! 

I thought Christine was higher on the food chain, especially lately, but I guess not.  I guess the hierarchy is Robyn, Janelle, Christine .... 7 country miles and then Meri. 

Meri was just such a non-factor on that zoom call. I am almost embarrassed for her.