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For Cereals

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  1. Ready to snark! Should’ve been driving home from Vegas but hubs got the VID so we left a day early, then I made the mistake of trying to clean up my email and worked most of my day off and pups were home not less than an hour from the sitter before someone used the edge of the sofa as a fire hydrant…
  2. Excuse me Mr No Bathroom Having, 2x4 Trunk Holding, you’re mad because she doesn’t want kids yet you have not pot to piss in? He should be rejoicing.
  3. She could’ve brought home any construction worker who cat-called her, which is how they met…and, he’d have a job
  4. I think we’re all going to end up with some pseudo-cable again especially with Netflix opening stores LOL
  5. Ok stop with the diapers…take the dog out for a walk.
  6. The dog looks good but if he cheaps out on basics, I wonder what kind of veterinary care the dog gets
  7. Sophie needs to lay off the peroxide or dare I say put the awful wig back on
  8. I have 3 lbs of M&Ms in various shades of blue I can send you because I overbought for my book club theme bags…
  9. I mean, all I would think about in meetings is that’s the guy who got peed on in Panama…
  10. Where is Jasmine’s money? She ain’t got no savings?
  11. Ima have to do some sofa stretches and rolls to prepare
  12. Y’all TOW is allegedly going to be on until like Christmas. I can’t watch those people that long…
  13. Or a car trunk that doesn’t require a 2x4 to hold it open…
  14. There’s a whole scale between indoor plumbing and Dubai, sir.
  15. What did she even inject/implant into her thighs/behind?
  16. I would honestly make shit up at this point just to torture her…
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