Spiderella2

He spoiled her. She is spoiled Daddy’s girl who has no experience with life and no smarts because Daddy always did the thinking for her. She was inexperienced with men, sheltered, and ripe for a manipulator to use. She will have many more heartbreaks before she gets smart. Didn’t he used to work in Season 1? He was in the military for several years, maybe he is getting benefits now on top of his poker gains. I get it’s a storyline ploy but he has prospects if he just toned down his ego.

I added additional chapters that I hope will inspire us to come up with a plan. We can’t just keep Link in our hands and hoping that someone else takes care of it. We have to do our part to help these kids if they feel that strong great and we’re all losing sleep over it. Just have to find someone who can lead us in the right direction

Awwww man, I was hoping she did Sorry for long post. I will probably ledit the Lupus one out since it was fake news

I can’t sleep either, I’m just so pissed. Anyway, I’m turning my anger into writing a teenage revenge fantasy for Janelle & Lurch. Each child will eventually get free from the Land. The story kicks off with Maryssa...and features all of us Hatters of course. Year 2026: Maryssa 17, Jace 16, Kaden 14, Kaiser 12, Ensley 10 (+6 formula hope I got the ages right). Maryssa’s Ultimate Revenge Fantasy circa Year 2026 Maryssa, the Teenage Avenger Chapter 1: The Emancipation of Maryssa + the Hatters July 3, 2019 will always be burned in her mind, for it was the day that her mom had called her sobbing hysterically at grandmas house and told her she had to go back to the Land. Maryssa dropped the phone, her heart hammering fiercely. How could the judge had got it so wrong? She had done everything they told her to do, she had told the unvarnished truth, and done her best to detail the horrors experienced on the Land factually and without embellishment. With tears in her eyes, she ran into her grandmas arms and cried bitterly, knowing that it was one of the last times in a while she would be able to feel such a loving embrace. “Don’t give up baby,” her grandma whispers through her pain. “When man closes a door, God always opens a window. I will pray for you every single night.” As she packed up her things from Grandma’s, she decided to leave almost all the items she cherished the most behind. It would be destroyed at Janelle’s House, either by her siblings, the animals, her horrid dad and stepmom, or the mold. With a sigh she looked at her calloused hands that had only just started healing. She had to stop moping and get ready to go back. Back to a miserable life of drudgery, she thought to herself as she randomly flipped through a stack of mail she had yet to open. A thick cream envelope, obviously very expensive judging from the quality of the paper was addressed to her amid other random letters from her former school friends. She ripped it open carefully, not recognizing the name Heather Jones, esquire or Raleigh address on it. In the embossed envelope was a handwritten letter, and a photocopy of NC law of Emancipation of Minors. Maryssa smiled as tears streamed quietly on her face. A small beacon of hope flared in her heart. Just like that, she realized she was not alone in her struggles. Going to her laptop, she did a quick search for the lawyer, and found she was true and legit. A bonafide expert in child Emancipation laws. Maryssa sent her an email, explaining her situation, letting her know that once she was back on the Land she probably would not be able to email, text, or call for a while. And asking for a regular way to communicate. Heather responded almost immediately, and explained that a fund had been set up by the Hatters to help her financially for any of her needs until she was formally free and emancipated. She could also slip notes in Kaiser’s backpack that would be checked and responded to while Kaiser was at daycare. Heather told her that they would establish a code so in case Janelle or her dad found it, they would not understand it. Once she got back on the Land, like an absorbing sponge, Maryssa soaked up all that was happening around her. The torture was immense but Maryssa buried her pain, wrote in her journal daily, planned out her future, plotted her revenge, and waited for her biweekly visits with her mom Whitney. It was imperative that Janelle and her dad never caught wind of her plans so she wrote her journal in code in case they ever stumbled upon it, it would not make sense to them. She had a calendar countdown to her D-Day which was her 15.5 birthday when she could legal file a motion in advance of her 16th bday when it would be granted. Every other Friday was her getaway day from the Land. Mom would pick her up at 3pm on the dot and they would drive the 2 hours straight to Raleigh. Barring traffic, they arrived in enough time to sometimes get a nice dinner, see a movie, get their hair done, or sometimes just cuddle on the hotel bed and Netflix&Chill. On Thursday nights, Maryssa always packed her backpack with somber glee and always made sure she carried her journal with her at all times. Her mom Whitney felt horrible about how the case turned out and promised to help her get free as well. Whitney then drove her to Raleigh early the next morning. to a lawyer and she would detail everything that had happened in the previous 2 weeks. She had pursued the case the moment she heard she had to return to the farm, where she was treated like a runaway slave. When she would visit with Whitney, they would spend all of Saturday at the lawyer’s office. Heather Jones was a lawyer from out of town who offered her help to Maryssa file for Emancipation as soon as she heard that the case ruled her to go back to the Land. Jones, esquire took her case pro bono, and promised she would be at her side to help her fight until she was free. Maryssa dipped out once she was legally able to do so at 16 and is long gone from the Land since her Emancipation. With the help of Heather, corroborating testimony from her family, and evidence from the Hatters, she was able to file for Emancipation as a Minor citing both of her parents as unfit. Janelle and dad were blindsided. They tried all their usual tricks to deter the case all to no avail. Maryssa had been preparing for this for almost 5 years. After the case was over, dad refused to speak to her because he said she had betrayed him and he disowned her. Maryssa was relieved. Now she just had 2 years to get her ducks in a row and wait for 18 when she could file to get her younger sister Ensley from that hellhole. She immediately landed a job at a swanky downtown restaurant downtown called Burberry 7 as a dishwasher. Maryssa so so thrilled to have her efforts be rewarded with money after so many years of unpaid servitude. She had such a great attitude, was nice to everyone, had a strong work ethic, and truly loved her job. The job loved her back. All her colleagues loved her, looked out for her, and treated her well. She was the only person there that was universally loved and adored. Maryssa’s energy was so positive, pleasant, and enriching that after a few months, Jane the owner, promoted her to become a hostess. Maryssa happily accepted. The pay was better and she got a cut of the tips. Once she became a hostess, she accelerated her goals even faster. This was a better paying gig, so in 8 months, even though she had to pay rent, she had saved enough for her very own car! She worked as much as she could, did not date, and was in an accelerated high school program for working adults 3 days/week. Maryssa woke up at 6:30am am, worked out, got ready for the day and reached either the school or library by 8:30am. She came to the restaurant right after school ended at 2:30pm so she could finish her homework before her shift started at 4pm. Maryssa worked every day except Mondays, and usually worked until 11:00pm when the kitchen closed. Then she would go home, drink a cup of tea while she either chatted with the Hatters to see what was up with Ensley in the Land, journaled (it had now become a daily habit), or worked on her memoirs until she fell asleep around 1:00am. On Mondays when Burberry7 was closed, she would spend some time at her mom Whitney’s house in the morning, have brunch with some of her siblings, or visit her grandma. At 12:30pm she drove out of Horry county to attend her one-on-one self defense martial arts training for 4 hours. Knowing she was strong and could defend herself and her family if needed was the one luxury she afforded herself.  Her commute round trip was an hour, just enough time to talk to friends or check in with her lawyer Heather Jones to plan Ensley’s Escape. After a quick shower, she would go to therapy for 2 hours, then relax in a soaking bath, have a light dinner and chilled out with a book or movie. Her life at this point was strict and regimented, she had goals and she wasn’t going to give up until she reached those goals. She was frugal, smart, and dedicated to her future. She thrift shopped, had free meals at work, and lived a basic life. The Hatters frequently showered her with packages in the mail or from her Amazon wish list. Everyone in her inner circle knew her immediate goal was to facilitate Ensley’s Escape and they supported her in that decision. The more she earned, the more she saved. Maryssa knew that the more money she had saved up, the stronger her appeal would look to the judge for Ensley’s Escape. As the hostess, Maryssa got to dress up to work, wear makeup, heels, and was the welcoming face of Burberry7. She kept the guests in the waiting lounge happy while they waited for their tables. Everyone liked her. Women liked her because she didn’t hit on their men and complimented the ladies on their great clothes, shoes, or accessories. Men liked her because she was easy on the eyes, had a great smile, and made them feel welcome, important, and like they were her friends. Soon she became friends with a lot of her regulars. When the restaurant was slow, she got to people watch and learned how to socially interact better just by this job. As she got better at her job, Burberry7 kept getting better as well, going up in local ratings until it was the hot dinner spot for all of Horry county’s ‘It’ crowd. It was packed almost every night with the social elite, professionals, young, hip, and upcoming crowd. Maryssa fit right in having learned how to act, dress, and be one of the in crowd. Her confidence grew and she blossomed. End of Chapter 3 of Maryssa’s Revenge ———— Do you want more? Can you write some? Imagine Ensley yelling at Jenelle the same way J yells at Barb. Monkey see monkey do. Kaiser getting physical with David because he’s tall, buff, and big just like his dad. David tries to hit him, but Kaiser is younger, faster, and smarter so he ducks and throws his own 1-2 punch that knocks David out on his ass.

If the law doesn’t get you, karma will. Poor, poor Maryssa. Even Cinderella didn’t have it as bad as she is about to get. Her wan, guarded look will return, with the scared, bugged out eyes. Her frail thin frame that was finally starting to fill out due to having healthy meals will go stick thin again on the diet of hotdogs , sandwiches, and Mac and cheese. She will be relegated to care for her younger siblings 24/7 and will be stuck on the land, UBT doesn’t even have to put her in school. She will probably also lose phone and internet access...., the Shitsons will take that away since they won’t want her calling for help or recording them anymore. Back to the yells, screams, fights, and constant chaos. Back to the drudgery of never-ending chores. I hope she does not self-harm or commit suicide. Poor little girl. She was so brave for so long and got dealt the worse hand of them all. I hope now that she has found her voice, she never loses it. Maryssa just has to outlive Janelle. The only hope is that now since the kids have seen what life is supposed to look like, they keep speaking up and demanding better. They keep talking to their other family about what is going on on the Land. They start reporting each incidence to their ad litem. Does anyone know what the rules are in NC regarding the Emancipation of Minors? It may be better for Maryssa to GTFO as soon as she can. At least if she was working at a job, she would earn money to pay for her living expenses. Here it’s just constant drudgery 24/7/365. From the pix, it’s obvious poor thing can’t keep up. The teen years are coming up shortly and it will be full of total angsty teenage revenge! The Shitsons, they will create their own monsters who will torment them better than we ever could. What better purgatory for the Shitsons, that the abuse and neglect of their own offspring turns their children into their own worst enemies who make their lives miserable. Guns and drugs lying around everywhere. Crazy sociopaths who have no impulse or emotional control. It’s honestly just a matter of time. I almost want to skip all the fake picnics, staged pictures, court disappointments, drama, 911 calls etc., and fast forward a 10 years to see how it all ends up.

I think Janelle and David staged the last incident and their last 911 call. It happened the day after Kaiser’s joint birthday. That was a huge mistake on the existing caregivers part to invite the folks you are supposedly protecting the kids from to the party....backwards dummies. While over at Barbara’s house for a Jace visit dropoff, David or Janelle messed with the locks on all the doors and especially on Ensley’s room. Or they had her brother, Jace, or a friend do it. How convenient it was for them that they happened to be on FaceTime with Jace while Barb was taking a shower and locked Ensley in the room (which we all know she routinely does during her showers). All it takes is some gum in the door and you have a jacked up lock, I don’t put it past either of them. But why call the police though? A locksmith is cheaper and more effective. The Shitsons, they wanted a big brouhaha created to show that Barb was incompetent and could not handle the extra burden of an un-doped up Egghead. Poor baby. The glazed look will return. She will be back to enjoying her sizzurp cocktails in 3...2...1 If you listen to the 911 calls regarding the lockout, they both sound staged, polite, factual, consistent, coherent, and concerned, exactly what perfect loving parents should be. They kept saying how Egghead was screaming hysterically and there was chaos at Barbara’s. The simultaneous 911 calls, recordings, Jace FaceTiming evidences —-all at the same time....staged as heck. This all helped and succeeded in making Barbara look less competent in caring for a toddler. Why hasn’t theAshley or any other media reported on this connection? Something fishy all right. In David’s 911 call, at the very end, he specifically mentioned that he wanted the cops to let CPS know of this latest situation. They are not above setting Barbara up, and have done so on numerous occasions. Getting a new judge who didn’t know of their previous shenanigans also helped. And a little bribery (threats, blackmail, or dirty pictures) goes a long way. I hope Nathan keeps fighting and gets Kaiser out of there. Maryssa is screwed and will be getting more abuse in the weeks to come. Egghead was the Trump/Ace and the one that helped them get the kids back so she will be okay. It’s Kaiser’s butt and Maryssa that will suffer the most. But I think UBT will try to act all ‘good’ for a few weeks until the scrutiny decreases. Disappointing. I was shocked when I read this and had a good cry. I feel sorry for those kids but honestly I can’t let it affect my life anymore. I refuse to give any more fucks if their own parents/grandparents/family don’t give a fuck. Let me focus on me and mine, continue bing the amazing mom I am, and raise my twins to stay far far far away from the damaged cesspool of Janelle’s progeny and people like her. A silver lining in this crap storm, I did read somewhere that an animal rights group had purchased all the domains and similar domains for Janelle’s makeup line when she forgot to renew her domain on godaddy. An anonymous donor through an animal rights nonprofit paid to get all domains related to over 30 variations of her name JeCosmetics, Eason, Evans, Janelle, PBJanelley, etc. including the .coms, .orgs, .biz., .net, .money, etc. bought under Nugget Inc. linking to various animal rights groups. Maybe this Dismissal news will trigger similar campaigns to cripple their finances. The less money they have, the less they can splash around in court to get out of all their cases and bully others. There are other cases coming up. She may as well keep her lawyer on retainer. Grrrr. So aggravating. What a dumb judge. ETA: He probably was paid off.

Yes, the homesteading post is recent, last couple of days. I think she’s trying to build up her Youtube views and subscriptions to turn into another source of income. They probably saw some other homesteader do it, and rake in a few thousands from YouTube views. They started the channel before Nugget was murdered and her brand tanked. She is trying to make money online by any means necessary. She does need the kids to complete the homesteading story.

Here is another tidbit I found on her Instagram. I went to her Instagram to see old pix of Kaiser and compare them with the smiles of his pix with Nathan & Ashley. The difference is clear in his posture, mannerisms, and his face. The boy was living in terror of constant fear and abuse. If you look at her instagram, it reads like an idyllic family journal. No wonder why most of her fans were fooled until Nuggets murder. She must be getting a lot of ‘mean’ comments because she has turned off new comments on her Instagram page. Knowing that she is a narcissist, it must be only cause she is getting bad comments on her choices and child rearing. I think her fan base has fallen away and the wave has shifted. We all know she lies constantly to the world. If this post was really written by Kaiser (which I doubt), I suspect some of it was coached. But the further down you go, the truth comes out. Poor boy didn’t stand a chance against his monster of a step dad. I hope he never has to go back there. This was posted July 2018, around Father’s Day. He thinks David is nice to him by letting him go to school? And loves him cos he gets to play outside? So sad. School is probably the only place where he could live without the gnawing fear that a raised fist, stick, or yell wasn’t coming his way. This next letter was supposedly written by Maryssa. If the nicest thing your stepdaughter can say about you is that you feed them, clothe them, and keep a roof over her head, you really are phoning it in. I would be too ashamed to post this but she proudly displays it still. Anything to present to the world that she is a good mom.

I hope they start the calculations from the minute/day the kids were liberated by CPS. One thing good about N.C. is that they don’t play when it comes to child support. If she doesn’t pay, she will have liens placed on her assets, bank accounts garnished, and may even go to jail. I doubt Janelle has had to pay this much child support before for this many kids, and since she is married to Lurch, she will probably have to help him pay his support as well. The best part is that it seems like the judge is the one who orders and enforces it. https://hollywoodlife.com/2019/06/06/jenelle-evans-financially-responsible-kids-custody-lawyer-explanation/ I’m so interested in their financials because the money she has gotten from MTV is what has further enabled the abuse of those kids to remain unchecked for this long. This will be another significant drain on their wallet. Between child support and legal fees one of them needs to get a job ASAP. Maybe she’s looking into booking a new show...that’s the only thing that will save her at this point. She has no marketable skills, and Lurch seems like a poor employee as well. I doubt they will be able to find and keep jobs, but eventually when all their debtors come calling, they will have to do something or they will lose the Land and the sinking mod house of horrors. Legal Eagles, do you know if child support and legal bills can be discharged in bankruptcy?

You guys need to click on this link to see the full picture. A creative person hit the nail on the head. Is it my screen or does the sky/mountain in the background of the house look like a ghost? “All are tortured who enter here”....

Previously I actually thought there was something seriously mentally wrong with Ensley. Her glazed dull eyes, heavy movements, slurred words, her unsteady gait, lack of balance and coordination at 2, delayed development. But after hearing that 911 tape something clicked. Janelle probably has been giving Ensley drugs since she was born. My guess is Benadryl or some kind of downer to keep her zonked out and less of a hassle. The other kids are all out of the house, and Kaiser is at daycare. Janelle could just give her a bottle and ignore her until the next diaper change, leaving Thundercunt free to do whatever she wanted: be worshipped by her fans online, taking long baths (did you see all the crap that was in her bathtub?), and hitting her bong. Benadryl is not recommended for kids under 6 because it can damage their sympathetic nervous system I.e. fight or flight response. It also suppresses your immune response and in some kids it has the opposite effect and makes them hyper. Only God knows the doses and what drugs the WorstMomEver was giving that poor girl. Maybe even overdrugging her when Janelle wants ‘some quiet’. Drugging Ensley, that would account for all the symptoms noted above. Toddlers are generally boisterous and all over the place, exploring the world with fascination and wonder. They move so much that it’s hard to snap perfect pictures of them as much as Delujanelle does. My suspicion is that she’s been drugging that poor sweet girl since birth. She couldn’t do it with any of the other co-parented kids because the other parent may notice the odd behaviors. Ensley—- That’s the only kid that she has total control over. She seemed quite confidant in the 911 call that Ensley could not wake up, even with all that noise going on. I wonder if the judge thought to order drug tests on the children...probably not. From the pictures and videos that all the other surrogate parents have posted online, the children seem to be quite happy and adjusting wondrously to their new environments. This tells you how shackled they were previously to the fear, yelling, screaming, fights, altercations, abuse, and witnessing abuse. Ensley for one, is a different child...she even has personality and can talk...what🥺!!! It shocked me when she spoke to Janelle in the TMZ video about her shoe falling off because I have never heard her speak clearly before. She would mimic sounds when her parents prompted her to talk, but her speech always sounded off. Now that the drugs are out of her system (I hope there are no long lasting effects), she is sounding like a normal toddler. I hope for the sake of the kids this reunification plan takes years and years for them to accomplish, and they lose heir fervor about it completely and leave the kids alone. Or Janelle gets fed up with the random drug tests, or fails them enough that she quits completely and decides to sign over her parental rights. That would be the day. I don’t have proof of any of this...I’m just putting the pieces together and believe I’m on the right track. If anyone has proof, please share.

I hope that Janelle spends a pretty penny on her makeup line. So much that she gets broke faster the usual. I hope the company making her makeup charges her upfront, US prices, and she ends up with crates upon crates of awful, trashy makeup that no one wants to buy. The sooner she goes broke, the safer those kids are.

I believe that those cupcakes Janelle didn’t even pay for. As soon as I saw them, I knew that those cupcakes were probably given to her free by the bakery as a promotion, gift, or sample to show the baker’s work. She couldn’t even bother to get her beloved first born son “that My mom STOLE from me” a $19.99 sheet cake from the local grocery. She must have totally forgot about his birthday in her drug addled mind. She exhibits the same level of care when she gave him an unwrapped water gun ‘gift’ she picked up from the clearance rack of RiteAid... when they stopped at RiteAid picking up prescriptions right before the birthday party she threw for Jace with no friends. He had no friends at his party because Janelle has probably never been to his school, met any of the moms, and she would have to be friendly to get friendly with the other moms as Jace’s school. If we had a list of all the reasons Janelle is a crappy mom...this would be on there. Yes totally. I found this savvy quote on theAshley that gave us the perfect reason. It makes total sense why they even did the powder hoax anyway...all to hide from a possible drug test in the next upcoming days. Candid Camera (is that one of you ladies?) says: ===/=====/===== CANDIDCAMERA SAYS: JUNE 7, 2019 AT 11:14 AM I don’t see anyone saying what I think is the real reason for their powder hoax. When Janelle was with Barb and E outside of the courthouse, Barb mentioned Jace finding white powder and Jace’s comments about drugs. Janelle said she had herself testing so she knows exactly what is in her system. She tested herself, the only reason why she would want to know what was can be detected in her system is because they are concerned about court ordered drug tests. Most drugs other than pot (3-6 weeks average) stay in for 3 days, The courts might have ordered a drug test for David for the next day or so and they needed to come up with a cover up as to why he might not pass. An accidental exposure coverup is what they are trying to create here. I just wonder if it is coke or crushed tablets. IIRC, Barb used to complain that Jace said he doesn’t get his medication when he goes to their house and that David takes it, I want to say ADHD medication that has reverse affects for people who don’t need it. It would explain why David is more of an uncontrollable irate and aggressive at times and can manage to only be a jerk at other times. I am not sure how people that abuse that kinda of medication take it, is it something that some people crush up to consume if they are not just swallowing it as a tablet? I hope that we get an update to the investigation so we can find out what the substance was. I believe it will be exactly what David will fail for in a court ordered drug test and they will start pointing towards their coverup scenario as to why. It will be even more interesting if it is the same prescription medication that is prescribed for Jace that David got himself into because he felt entitled to it just because it was there.

I think Nathan can’t drive due to his pending charges of public tampering at the gas station when he drove off with the nozzle still attached. His license may have been suspended. If he drives, then he is in violation of his existing court order related to this case. So she was looking for a way to get Kaiser away from him. As always, it’s all about Janelle. I also think that Janelle is still in love with Nathan. Or has some kind of obsession with him. That was the only relationship where he ends up better AFTER he leaves her. He is and will always be for her, “The One That Got Away”. This is another reason she kicked such a fuss that Nathan brought his girlfriend to the reunion and introduced Ashley to Barb. She would take him back in the blink of an eye if he crooked his pinky finger at her. Lurch knows this as well, even if Janelle never admits it out loud. This is why he has such vitriolic hatred for Nathan, calls him out about his manhood, and treats Kaiser like trash. I’m so happy Kaiser is away from them and is getting good care, he looks so good and happy now. She is thick! You can even see it in her face. She also is probably wearing Spanx or some shaper to give her a smoother middle figure. But it just makes her look chunky in the middle. She should have gone one size up. I believe that Janelle, Lurch or one of their minions wrote that on Barbs car. Yes, they are probably stalking Barbara, maybe even manipulating Connor. They probably spend all their time scheming of a way to circumvent the system and get their kids back fair or foul. Just as the case with Nathan above...They are actively trying their usual approach of “make the other party look bad” thinking that would help them get custody. They ar so dumb. Anyone can see, and even the judge that some car tagging isn’t as bad as beating and murdering a family pet in front of your kids. The gag order only exists for what goes on INSIDE the courtroom. They can’t talk about what happens in the court room while court is in session. The judge can’t ban everything and all talk as it relates to the case because this violates the free speech amendment. But I do hope she gets docked for this interview by the judge. What was Barb supposed to do in this situation? She was basically bullied into agreeing against her will. She couldn’t grab Ensley without making her upset and Jenelle knew this, in fact she banked on it. Barb was worried looking around, thinking of how to exit without traumatizing Ensley. What could she have done? Maybe screamed Help or Fire? Thus make herself look like a loon and therefore ‘unfit’. Or create a bigger scene that already was happening? She was also thinking that if she left to go INTO the courthouse to get help, Janelle would run off with Ensley...that would make Barb lose temp custody for real. I think she handled it as best as she could, knowing that Janelle was just doing this all for the cameras. Giving her a few minutes here for her ‘pictures’ was the lesser of two evils. Barb was firm in making sure it wasn’t more than a few minutes. Janelle kept distracting and manipulating her mom for more time by throwing out those asinine accusations and comments, and paid almost no attention to Ensley. She probably planned the whole thing ahead of time and told Lurch when she went back to the car she accomplished their nefarious goals. UBT running into Nathan was unplanned and I’m glad it was caught on tape. It shows that he still has a rotten temper that can strike at any minute and still hates Nathan, thus hates Kaiser. I hope the judge watches all these parking lot shenanigans in its entirety and slams DeluJenelle and DogKiller for it. I think Janelle cancelled the supervised visit on Tuesday because she was HIGH High high! She may have thought there would be a surprise drug test and knew she would bomb it since they were doing marijuana in DC. I feel she should be penalized for being so selfish. All the parties have to adjust their lives and schedules for visitation so I’m glad CPS didn’t give into her. Also, her claiming to still be fighting for Maryssa, is probably what her lawyer told them to say. The news last week is the truth, but it will look bad in the eyes of the judge to fight for 1 or 2 of 3 kids and make their case worse. Hence the rapid 180 on Maryssa. But that little girl has found her voice, found her power, and I hope that she will keep speaking up for herself and her siblings.

The Land wasn’t worth much when they bought it, being swamp land. It cost $3,000 and the adjoining land was $3,500 if I remember correctly. With all their unfinished projects, junk, Lurch’s equipment, animal excrement, and the clutter they will undoubtedly leave behind, plus the sinking house, it will not gain much value. In fact, I believe it will be worth just about the same today or even far less. Nathan did pay child support to the Janelle for Kaiser. Janelle was on his case a few times for him paying late. She posted it on her social media, and clowned him on Facebook calling him a deadbeat for being late. He never missed payments, was just late a few times. He did catch up and is current. It was $600 if I remember correctly.

Thanks for your post. I went back and read the whole timeline thing. How pithy and tragic Janelle’s life seems when broken down into raw data. I. The same a out of time others have done so much with so little. Such a waste despite all the opportunities she was given. Re Nathan: the timeline made me realize that the two Jessica Henry’s are the same. This is the blockhead girlfriend that Nathan got together with right after breaking up with Janelle. This is the one Nathan brought over, who was in his truck, that Janelle threw the mason jar at her head. Ahh....it all makes sense now. So even though Nathan and her are having problems, he had to keep patching things up with her or trying to stay on her good side for the sake of the court case, trying to keep Jessica pressing the charges against Janelle. It’s the same chick. He was trying to use that case to build a stepping stone for his custody case for Kaiser to ask for a status adjustment, based on Janelle not being a fit mother. Too bad his plan did not work out and backfired majorly. All his suffering was in vain though, because Janelle dogged that legal battle the same way she dodged all the others. I hope finally her court luck has run out and those kids are protected for long enough to let them have normal childhoods away from Janelle. Hopefully with two or three years of jumping threw multiple hoops, she will lose interest. The irony is that Nathan taught Jessica how to game the court system in your favor with perjury and exaggeration, a trick that he learned from Janelle. Jessica learned it so well that she used the same trick on Nathan, pressed charges and ruined his entire character and image. He will have to do major damage control and publicity, maybe save a cat from a burning building to come back from “Girlfriend Strangler” and “Domestic Abuser.” The court of public opinion is the worst judge, jury, and executioner. And thanks to the Internet, it’s memory is forever. Janelle knows the game well. She’s always been able to sway a group of the public to her side. She knows how to cry her tale of woe, 🐊 tears, manipulating others to feel pity and compassion for her. She would then warp these emotions for her own gains. This is why I believe the Nugget situation tipped the balance against her. For the first time since she discovered social media, she has almost no one in her corner. Those that have let her worst actions and character flaws slide previously cannot ignore the unjustified animal cruelty that happened under her roof, in her presence, and in front of her children. Worst of all, they can’t ignore her actions after that, for the last month, and her skewed priorities. Within days he became a pariah. Advertisers, fans, brands, friends, family, Even MTV, the worst enabler, quickly bowed out. Janelle totally misplayed this. You can love someone and still dislike what they do. You can stand by your man and still point out when he is wrong. In fact, as a wife, you are supposed to help steer your husband on the right path. No matter how “upset” she claims she is, or no matter how many alligator tears she sheds, she essentially co-signed the murder. Perhaps she was beaten into submission, cajoled, drugged, coerced, dickmatized, or terrorized into it. However the truth remains that by not immediately, publicly, loudly chastising and denouncing David’s actions, she condoned Nugget’s death with her silence. Silence. Honestly to me that is the worst stance she could have taken. As a result I have no sympathy for her and I hope she loses everything she has and is left so bereft that she crawls to Kaiser’s door begging him “feed me”. I hope he slams the door in her face or throws two cold hot dogs to the lawn where she has to battle the dogs for a piece. I have no empathy for her. It’s because of her silence that her children are forced to live in fear. It’s because of her vacuous silence that those kids are forced to give away what tiny dreams they may have (I.e. Marissa’s cheerleading) to serve as the family live in nanny/maid/cook. Her silence is damning, probably the same silence when Lurch took a switch to Kaiser for peeing on himself, and whatever action caused Jace to called them POSs. As a mother, you have a divine right to protect your offspring. It’s the law of the jungle, the law of survival, the law of the animal kingdom. While other moms would rain fire, brimstone, and destruction on anyone who hurt their kids, lift off SUVs to save their babies from hurt, or dash into a burning house; Janelle does the opposite. Janelle offers her kids all up on a silver platter to Lurch. One by one by one. There are no excuses for the horrible conduct that has happened on the Land in front of those children. If they do counseling and therapy for the rest of their lives, I doubt that will be enough to burnish the pain from their hearts and minds. People like this don’t deserve to have any children. I hope the judge astutely saves those kids from the despairing circumstances that their unfortunate parentage has brought them. Once the judge has given them the barest of supervised visitation and the kids are settled and thriving in their new homes, we will look back on this period with hope, knowing that it was the death of one Frenchie that saved 5 kids. As for Lurch and Thundercunt? Well, since she’s had her tubes tied, I hope these two stay together for a long long time. Save the rest of us the trouble of dealing with them. Lurch stays faithful, since that’s the only good thing about him. I hope they keep making each other miserable until the end of their days, not one day of peace. I hope their swamp land keeps sinking all around them. I hope one day, once they are older and grayer, they get locked in their fully stocked bunker for the rest of their years... and no one even knew they were trapped.

Does anyone want to hazard a guess what is happening on the Land this weekend? It’s just Janelle and David...no kids, no MTV cameras, no one to feed, and no one to yell at but each other. Will they blaze the weekend away, or go out and try to act like nothing Is Wrong? Its just the two of them now. Their drugs. And their demons.

With pleasure. And since I’m super bored right now, so I will find some receipts for you. Maybe I can even be an assistant for theAshley,...did I out-scoop the sCooper? —— It came out on Jessica’s Facebook after Nathan was arrested that she had overly exaggerated the incident. The girlfriend’s roommate was talking trash on Facebook about Nathan, and one of Nathan’s friends jumped in to defend him who also was there the night of. Nathan didn’t break into the house, he was spending the night and they got into a fight. Her room mates and some friends were all in the apartment, and they had all just come back from a night out. They all came home together. A bunch of them were passed out in the living room. Turns out, they were both drunk that night, and it was well known in their circle that Jessica instigated a lot of their physical altercations. She is strong, Cross Fit gal and would punch him and hit him incessantly, esp in the junk. Jessica was annoyed with Nathan drinking so much and his drunken antics. She went to the room to take a shower and go to bed. He stayed in the living room doing more shots and talking to his bros. Later on, he goes to her room. He wanted to have drunken sex that night, she didn’t want him to touch her cos she had gone through his phone while he was in the other room and thought he had been talking to another girl and was pissed. She threw jabs and kicked him in the balls. He was trying to protect himself. The fight escalated. They were fighting/wrestling, and it got dirty. The roomies/friends broke them up, and it was so loud that someone had called in the police. She lied and came up with that whole strangling/burglary story because she was still mad at him for ‘cheating’ on her. He really did have a type. Crazy. Because of Nathan’s previous history, he was arrested on the spot, and thrown in jail. He bonded out and got his lawyer involved. Anyway, the cops investigated the whole thing, interviewed everyone, and the truth came out. Jessica felt bad later on and apologized to Nathan but his reputation was already destroyed. Needless to say, they broke up. The case was dismissed and all charges dropped. Too bad Nathan will always be known as a girlfriend strangler, unfortunately. The case was dismissed January 2018, but then he got arrested again in February 2018 when he forgot to put the gas handle back in the pump, and drove away yanking it off. A lot of news sources conflate the two cases (he has a lot of cases, but still not as much as Janelle). The attendant told him it was okay, that his insurance would get billed, but he left the scene cos he didn’t have his wallet on him. Cops nailed it as a Public Fixtures Destruction and he got charged again. That one is still pending, but will probably have fines and community service. For Kaiser’s sake, I hope it gets quickly resolved with no jail time. Ashley his current girlfriend seems like a really great gal and they seem happy together. I hope Nathan keeps his head on right and keeps progressing. How did I find out before theAshley? Well, my spirit guides told me🥴...actually truthfully, I’m a nut for the justice system and like seeing how it all plays out in the end. I enjoy research and have time on my hands. I started on the gossip rags and on Facebook. Once I heard Nathan saying the case was disposed on the show and again on a podcast, I did a search in the SC judicial system page, Horry Country (where he lives), and it popped right up. Scrolled through a few links, process of deduction, and here you go... Nathan talked about it on the TeenMom show, and then again on a podcast. Most people don’t believe him when he says it got dismissed. I wasn't that hard to find if you know where to look. I uploaded the pix here if you don’t have time to do the search yourself. https://www2.greenvillecounty.org/SCJD/PublicIndex/PISearch.aspx to do the search yourself https://photos.app.goo.gl/X5HyuXWGdGeM46Ck6 images of my search show that case and other brushes with Nathan and the law. https://starcasm.net/nathan-griffith-says-ex-jessica-attacked-him-often-once-kicked-me-in-the-privates-and-caused-my-penis-to-bleed/ this is the post the sent me down the rabbit hole in search of more details and the truth Anyway, enjoy. I’m off to bed.

A few folks upthread were wondering why Janelle was posting on social media during this week and the court case. I’m sure her lawyers told her to lay off SM, and there is a gag order in place that no one wants to violate. But Janelle is a narcissist. She likes being the center of attention at all times. She needs the fawning mob just as she needs air, food, and her drugs. She can’t live without SM and even though she’s in court, she is still on there, scrolling and reading everything. She can’t post anything really about her life, but she can read and sees what’s being said about her. She can’t defend herself, but is too addicted to just turn her phone off. So she posts passive-aggressive memes, most of which make very little sense to us but gives her fans something to like. The Memes are targeting whoever is drawing her ire in that moment. Additionally, in her mind, getting likes from random strangers online (without context or comments) fills that empty black hole she calls a heart where love for her children should be. She is posting because she needs the adoration and adulation of her sycophants. Even if it’s just someone liking or sharing what she posts, it’s giving her an emotional high. A sociopath narcissist addicted to social media and drugs, married to a dog-killing gun-toting trigger-happy, psychotic psychopathic murderer, aka the most dangerous man in 3 counties. It’s a pressure cooker waiting to blow. I just hope the judge keeps those kids off the Land for as long as possible so they aren’t caught in the fallout..

Double Post. Skip. Nathan’s charges for the strangulation were dropped and the case closed. I think I remember reading somewhere that his ex had exaggerated the fight, it was mutual, and there was no sustained injuries. The case was closed so legally, nothing to that case is pending on his record. He does have history of a few DUIs but that was years ago. I think he is trying his best to clean up his act and his current girlfriend seems to be a good fit for him. He is stable, has income, responsible, and capable of being a normal person. Also seems like he got his post military-PTSD issues under control. I think he should still work on his anger and selfishness, so be in therapy if he’s not already. If he wants to look better to the judge, he should also take parenting classes. I don’t think he can be Kaiser’s full time caregiver alone by himself, but as long as his mom or his chick are in the picture, Kai will be well taken care of. All Nathan was filing for initially was joint custody, so it will be a huge win for Kai if he gets full custody due to all the issues coming out in court. The Nugget incident might have been the straw that broke the camel’s back, RIP Nugget, your death was not in vain. His death is what is going to save at least half of those kids’ childhoods. Janelle may have been lucky in the past with her classy courtroom heels, getting out of trouble like she has, but this is new territory for her. She was on the stand for hours on Wednesday, she probably perjured herself a few times if not the entire time. However there is enough external non-MTV evidence to support temporary and permanent guardianship for the kids. Ensley needs medical treatment for her head and legs, and is behind in many of her age milestones, Kai has terror/stress in his posture all the time when he’s with them, Maryssa being ‘homeschooled’ is another strike, she looks like a haggard housewife with 17 kids, and Jace can vocalize what he sees when he goes for his fortnightly visits. The flood gates are open, and Janelle doesn’t have deep pockets to use to wriggle out of trouble forever. They have already used up almost all the goodwill in the community, and the car-towing case comes up in a few weeks as well. Lurch is going to ruin any potential good favor she does have in the judge’s eyes, just by being Lurch. He has no self control and poor impulse control. Can’t even control himself for a few hours in court. He was ranting angrily within earshot of the judge that day he visited with Maryssa prior to court. That is a small court house, I’m sure the judge heard those antics (or his/her clerk brought the tea). I wish we had more details but I’m sure as the days progress more will leak. I’m relishing the fact that these two scumbags are being forced to eat crow, do what they don’t want to do to get their kids back, and even then, they won’t get them back for a long, long time. Each non-custodial parent can also use this CPS situation as a reason to re-file for full physical custody. So it’s not something that will easily and quickly end...this is going to be months, if not years of court dates. The most juicy part is that these two idiots brought it on themselves....😂🤣🤣and they probably still won’t learn to share less on social media.

Nathan’s charges for the strangulation were dropped and the case closed. I think I remember reading somewhere that his ex had exaggerated the fight, they were both drunk, both physical, it was mutually dropped, and there was no sustained injuries. The case was closed so legally, nothing to that case is pending on his record. He does have history of a few DUIs but that was years ago, he’s paid his fines, done his time, and is free and clear. It was because of Nathan not having a license that Doris was initially part of the pickups and drop offs for Kaiser. Janelle didn’t want Nathan driving Kai around on a suspended license, (which as we know came more from her punitive desires than any concern for Kaiser’s safety). Pot...meet kettle. Last time I remember seeing him on the show, his GF was the one driving. But that was filmed 2017/2018 so I assume he’s probably gotten his driver’s license back by now. Nathan isn’t perfect but he genuinely truly, deeply loves his son and wants what’s best for Kaiser. I think he is trying his best to clean up his act, avoid making the same mistakes, and be a better and more present father. His current girlfriend seems to be a good fit for him. He is stable, works out regularly, has income, is responsible, and capable of being a normal person. Also seems like he got his post military-PTSD issues under control. I think he should still work on his anger and selfishness, so be in some sort of therapy/counseling if he’s not already. If he wants to look better to the judge, he should also take parenting classes. I don’t think he can be Kaiser’s full time caregiver alone by himself, but as long as his mom or his chick are in the picture, Kai will be well taken care of. Even Nathan as a solo parent is better and more stable environment for Kaiser than Janelle and dog killer. I’m sure the judge will see that. All Nathan was filing for initially was joint custody, so it will be a huge win for Kai if he gets full custody due to all the issues coming out in court. The Nugget incident might have been the straw that broke the camel’s back, RIP Nugget, know that your death was not in vain. His death is what is going to save at least half of those kids’ childhoods. Janelle may have been lucky in the past with her classy courtroom heels, getting out of trouble like she has, but this is new territory for her. She was on the stand for hours on Wednesday, she probably perjured herself a few times if not the entire time. These 2 swamp buckets are seriously delusional. They have no one to blame for their downfall but themselves. Of course they will blame us, the media, and the hatters. They got away with so much crap for so long that it made Lurch think he was invincible and untouchable. Janelle’s standing defense in all her prior court cases has been that she is on a reality show, and so whatever was done by her villain character was done for the sake of the show and ratings, thus should not be admissible. The show is edited to make her look bad and be the villain. Thus, none of MTV footage has been admitted as evidence in prior court cases because she was ‘acting’. This situation however, is quite different because it wasn’t filmed or came out on the show. Also, there is enough external, objective non-MTV evidence to support temporary and permanent guardianship for the kids. Between the detective, doctors, daycare providers, counselors, ad litem, case workers, social workers, family members, co-parents, Barb...there are a long line of folks to testify of the unsafe conditions for the kids with Lurch. Even if witness testimony wasn’t enough, looking at the kids, you can see the trauma. Ensley needs medical treatment for her head and legs, and is behind in many of her developmental milestones, Kai has terror/stress in his posture all the time when he’s with them, Maryssa being ‘homeschooled’ is another strike, she looks like a haggard housewife with 17 kids, and Jace can vocalize what he sees when he goes for his fortnightly visits. I was just scrolling through her Instagram and saw so many posed pictures of the kids. Poor Kaiser especially, you can easily see the difference with his fake smile when posed and real smile when truly happy and relaxed. The pictures Ashley posted last week of him clean in the red vest is the brightest smile I’ve ever seen on Kaiser...even on Christmas morning with Janelle getting toys, he didn’t smile that bright. The flood gates are open, and Janelle doesn’t have deep pockets to use to wriggle out of trouble forever. They have already used up almost all the goodwill in the community, and the car-towing case comes up in a few weeks as well. I don’t think Janelle has a chance of getting her kids back unless she ditches Lurch. Lurch is going to ruin any potential good favor she does have in the judge’s eyes, just by being Lurch. He has no self control and even poorer impulse control. Can’t even control himself for a few hours in court. He was ranting angrily within earshot of the judge that day he visited with Maryssa prior to court. That is a small court house, I’m sure the judge heard those antics (or his/her clerk brought the tea). I wish we had more details but I’m sure as the days progress more will leak. I’m relishing the fact that these two scumbags are being forced to eat crow, do what they don’t want to do to get their kids back, and even then, they won’t get them back for a long, long time. Each non-custodial parent can also use this CPS situation as a reason to re-file for full physical custody. So it’s not something that will easily and quickly end...this is going to be months, if not years of court dates. The most juicy part is that these two idiots brought it on themselves....😂🤣🤣and they probably still won’t learn to share less on social media.

No. So sorry PTVers. I ended up in the hospital for 3 weeks emergently, and I am just getting better. Feels too redundant to do it now since so much time has passed (and I’m so far behind and don’t even have the energy to catch up with them). Sorry for not pulling through, real life happened.

The shift probably occurred right after Mary Bunim died. She was the one EP with heart, morals, and grit.

I will do 3/3 ...I need a break to detoxify from last weeks rubbish episode.

Sorry I’m so late. Coming up: Aspen’s wedding dress shopping, Kody putting together a ‘presentation’ for his wives, Janelle refusing to go Episode recap Kodester is putting together a business presentation about the family, a “business presentation.” Talking head says Kody has been trying to explain to his wives for the last three years about his desire to move and they treat him like he’s an idiot. Is this season go to be about how every adult in this family has a secret desire that has never been met? Crazy hair flying, he says, “his wives make him feel stupid... like he’s a nut job.” He checks the view of the presentation from every seat at Janelle’s house, then he calls his wives over for a meeting at Janelle’s house. He wants them all to say that he is right. The wives come in. Christine and Janelle being the first to arrive. “You’ve gone to all this fancy trouble, “ they flirt while giving him giggly eyes. Robyn and Meri arrive next. They are surprised by the preprinted boards. Kody begins his pitch and he has printouts. “ i’m a capable man, just because I like it when you make my own breakfast doesn’t mean I can’t make my own breakfast”, he mutters. He wants them to all agree. No one says anything. Finally Kody starts his presentation. He starts with the Utah story, the typical version, that they had to leave because they were threatened by the State of Utah for a felony prosecution. “In that process, our heart’s broke, but we got magic, we got magic back by living here, he concludes. The ladies look at him devotedly, in rapt attention, esp Robyn who isn’t even blinking. They summarize the whole Utah Prosecution Moving in Terror storyline again, but this time Kody adds the fact that he “picked a fight with them,” and that his lawsuit won. However, a current talking head Kody says that if they go back to Utah, it’s possible that they would be persecuted again. Kody then wraps up saying that he never saw Vegas as a permanent thing, and that he always figured once they had “some businesses, some equity in the homes,” that he wanted to go back. Kody keeps playing with his hair, and it’s obnoxious. What I’m gleaning is that pretty much he wanted to get some clout, money, and attention by being on the show, then go back to Utah to fight for his rights. He admits that they are not a very functional family at times, they tend to react rather than plan. Being affected by the cat fishing incident, Meri buying the house in Parowan, the clan thinking that Meri wanted to leave, Kody admits they aren’t sometimes not united, and that on bad days he struggles with plural marriage. Shocker🙄. The first worry that pops up is about the children. But Kody ends by intoning, where We Go One, We Go All. He keeps repeating this over and over again through the rest of his speech. I won’t bore you with the minute details, but here is the gist of it. Kody wants to go back to Utah, he feels he has been exiled from the state, he wants to go back for his destiny. He wants to run for office and change the Polygamy law. Screw what his wives think, common sense thinks, or his family thinks. He leaves Christine to conclude that they should sell the equity in their homes to come up with money for Kody’s plan. He wants them to be architects in the next phase of life and not firemen/reactors. Christine and Janelle are so against it, for the sake of their kids, Gabe and Gwendolyn, who are established in school enough to run for class treasurer(historian), something. They want to keep the younger kids in school, because how it affected the older kids when the transitioned with no planning to Vegas. Robyn brings up that they would have to have separate homes for a while. Janelle doesn’t want to leave her grandchild, Maddie and Caleb who are now here. Kody says the market can crash any time, hence the urgency. No matter what the ladies bring up in regards to the kids, it doesn’t matter, Kody has his mind made up. Eventually, he is going to lead, to places they may not want to go, but he’s the leader, and that’s why they married him. Another commercial break for chocolate. He does not find Vegas a wonderful place to live. But the ladies worry that they would not have an openly accepting place anywhere else. Robyn brings up Dayton, who needs to be transitioning this year to where they are going to be so he can start settling into his last 2 years of high school prepping for college. But she agrees with Cody ultimately saying the faster they move, the better for the kids, the triplets (all born the same year). Cody emphasizes that it matters like a heart attack, then leads the family to pray. The women discuss the meeting during their pre-Seattle meeting to go shopping with Mitch’s mom. The women decide that even though they may not end up in Utah, they are more comfortable settling nearby, then decide on Arizona because they want a more conservative environment. The women discuss their litany of moves in the preceding 20-something years. Clearly over 15 moves between Wyoming, Montana, Utah, and back and forth every few years. The women discuss the fact it’s time for another ‘big move’ per Kody. Aspen went to her wedding dress shopping with the Robyn, Janelle, Mitch’s Mom, Hannah, Maddie, her son Axl. Mitch is wearing a kilt and will embrace his Scottish heritage. They are shopping off the rack, and Aspen will get her dress altered. Robyn and Christine eschew the lack of trains at their weddings, and no walking down the aisle. Aspyn had a total Say yes to the dress moment, with 3 different dresses. Mitch wants a more covered up dress in the front. Kody is the one that prefers a more covered up look, it’s not from their church or religion but Kody’s personal preference for his wives to not bare their arms and be more conservative in dress. Another shocker. Aspyn chooses Dress #2 which everyone now says it’s perfect. It’s just a regular princess ball gown strapless dress. The ladies are going to Seattle to see Hannah, Mitch’s mom so she can design hats for the wedding. Christine is giving Kody the instructions on the kids while she will ge gone, Kody is not paying attention, he’s on his phone. Mindy will be there too to help him while the women are away. He will be taking care of the kids. All the women get loaded into the car to leave. They are going to have a Segway tour and seem very excited to hit the road. They each have assigned tasks at each house that they give Kody, even Meri, who pointedly has no kids home. Next scene, the sisterwives arrive in Seattle, WA and they all go to lunch together. They have a discussion about who has planted their garden for the season while in this limbo land waiting for Kody to make up his mind where they are going. The women acknowledge they are in a limbo. Christine is upset about Gwendolyn who won treasurer for that school year. Christine wants to stay in Vegas for the entire school year, as a single mom, “like an army wife”. Kody says no. Janelle says it’s important they stay together. She says that she often didn’t make most of the moves initially and would stay behind for a few months to years. She now says in hindsight she regretted staying behind. , Meri says it’s great they can choose where they move to. Janelle considered St. George, Utah, and Robyn agreed that that would be an easy move since she has her parents there. Robyn expresses her frustration that her free agency has been limited (by the anti-polygamy law in Utah), and it feels so un-American. Christine is still confused and not sure what to do. She feels that it’s unfair to stake it all on Gwedolyn, on one girl’s happiness. The next morning in Seattle, the ladies arrive at Hannah’s apartment building to look at her hats. Hannah (Mitch’s mom) greets them warmly and asks the wives what kind of hats they like. The women have no clue. Hannah let’s them try various hats and they each pick a style they like. They talk about netting, styles, flowers and colors. Meri finds it hard to choose one. She settles in a fascinator. Each wife chooses a hat. I remember upstream seeing a picture of Aspyn and Mitch’s wedding and the wives did indeed wear the hats. The four wives and Hannah go to lunch at Paiche. Next Sunday preview: The women have an honest (well as honest as they can be) conversation in their hotel room. Back to the show: The women all wear hats and go to lunch with Hannah. They talk about the bridal shower, which Aspyn is planning and Christine is just helping with. The women ooh and aah over Hannah’s fabulous life. Hannah says that the only way to have the life you want is to be an independent woman. She left her husband 20-some years ago and it must have been the when she started the business. Hannah is in the same religion but did not have a polygamous relationship with her husband, she never had a sister wife. She states she never got along with her siblings and knew she would be a bad siste Wife. My takeaway from that is that polygamy is not mandatory in their church. Hannah has 5 Kids, 2 of who are called into plural marriage. She talked more about her divorce, and her free life. The wives concluded she would make someone, ‘not them’, a good sister wife. Meanwhile, back at home, Kody mopes. He has a cookout in the backyard with all the kids at the back of their homes. Kody says over voiceover that it is the season to move and their kids will benefit more from it. The women go riding on a Segway. They went downtown Seattle on segways in matching jackets and helmets. Robyn says that the best sister wives their relationships seem very transcendent. Christine says the first 5-10 years of being a sister wife are hard. Meri says she is quite different with her friends than with her sister wives. Christine says that although they are at different places, they know their sister wives will support each other. Next time on sister wives: The family starts exploring alternate places to live. Christine and Kody take a trip to Flagstaff, Arizona. One of Janelle’s boys decides that if they move he will ‘run away’”, he cries dejectedly into the camera.