WhitneyWhit

If I were Dr. Now I would say "Fine, you're not a failure, you're a success at fucking your life up once again. How's that?"

So what I'm hearing is that you can only say nice things to Doug or otherwise he will gain weight?

I feel like Doug bought a fall out shelter back in 2012 when people were predicting the world was going to end.

Atta boy Doug, you showed Dr Now you can do it your way!

I love when these people say "I'm doing it my way", ignoring the fact that their way led them to 600 pounds in the first place.

My eating habit is not a good situation tonight, we ordered Chinese with frahhhd rice, thankfully our mattress is very flattering,

How y'all doin?

I agree that there's something sinister about Lisa. I was thinking back to James' original episode when Lisa had her mini breakdown and talked about how hard it was to take care of him and how tired she was. I think at one point she did want to help, but she's not strong enough/too screwed up to really stand up to him and James is just a lazy piece of shit who doesn't want to do any of the work involved in losing weight, so at some point she just said fuck it, it's easier to kill him.

He's back over 800 pounds.

What exactly is preventing Cynthia from being there for her kids?

James gained my pregnancy weight in a week. Good Lord.

Ah hell, he's calling in APS.

I think Lisa is just as lazy as James. She doesn't have to work as long as she cares for James.

Oh Cynthia, you're losing weight, but you've got a long way to go before someone will describe you as being too small.

"We need you to help us" WTF does this hillbilly want him to do?

112 pounds in one month?! Jesus and Mary!

His leg is slowing him down? What, it prevents him from eating only one pan of fried rice instead of two?

Yeah, the only thing wrong with James is that he's a lazy piece of shit.

LISA'S HAIR!

I'll be honest, I completely forgot about Cynthia till she popped back up on screen.

My screen is turning brown from all the bullshit coming out of Lisa's mouth.

I'm in for 750.

Lise would have hopped on James and floated it out. Hell, probably rescued some folks along the way.

I'd watch this. Dr Now travels the country, showing up at people's houses to tell them "dis not good situation".

Um Cynthia, your diet led you to have a surgical intervention to lose weight, maybe you should think about that before driving your kids through the next drive thru.