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Speaking of ghoulish—Bethenny’s snapchats of a dying dog and her sobbing. I don’t begrudge people their feels, but... It’s how she was presenting it...

It’s almost like low-wattage Siouxsie Sioux, except a) don’t mess with Siouxsie and b) Sonja isn’t exactly a forerunner of the goth-punk movement.

Luann’s chest is kinda red—wonder if she got a peel or dermabrasion. Carole’s TH look is oddly monochrome. Or maybe one Pantone, at 100% on the shirt and at 10% on her face.

I think one of Dorit’s friends has a song about this...

Rewatching and I didn’t realize how much of that dinner conversation I missed. One, I loved Erika’s makeup look. Two, I like LVP but she had no reason to tell Teddi to stop talking. She just interjected a statement to support Kyle; nothing out of line. If you don’t want people to interject, have a private conversation. It’s actually kind of rude to have a private conversation in a group setting like that. Three, Erika is right: Dorit goes from A to L to G to P making specious connections among events. She’s hard to follow and it definitely comes across like she’s fabricating things when she does it. “To Hell in a Handbag” would be a great ep title. It’s a little weird that Dorit wore a military-inspired jacket on that particular walking tour.

Oh my gosh. Erika saying that that place in the alley was the new hot spot had shades of SNL Stephon. “This place has EVERYTHING: cat waiters, go-go dancing glam squads on mini polo ponies, and a bartender with a goiter shaped like Yul Brenner.”

Impressed with how they handled the Holocaust memorial. Very personal and respectful, Dorit’s story really got me. I can’t imagine OC or Dallas handling things that well. I can relate to that dazed feeling they had at the end of their tour. I visited Yad Vashem a while back and my whole group was like that when we were through.

I relate a little too well! Sniper from the side! This GIF cracks me up

Bachelor, Ken-style: walnutqueen, will you accept this adorable stray dog?

Love it ;) I guess for me re: Scheana, it’s not about the pasta flowers per se; it’s that she CONSTANTLY talks about how perfect Rob is and how much he loves her—yet there’s no sign that he’s anything other than sort of fond and kind of tolerant of her. If he were really doting on her, there’d be more to it than just Scheana’s talk of how perfect he is. Like, I doubt Sandoval buys Ariana tons of stuff, but no one really questions whether or not he actually cares about her or wants her as his girlfriend; he does other stuff to show it.

For many, one total blackout is enough to make them stop drinking entirely. Schwartz has made it a frequent occurrence. It’s sad and scary.

Yes. Yes. Yes. (And LIL to your point about Jax.) Totally agree that it’s dangerous to be in that condition anywhere (and especially near a beach) but I’d also just read about an uptick in violence in Playa Del Carmen, so I admit that was on my mind (even if it is mostly outside the tourist areas). Now all you need is a T-shirt dress with your photo all over it...

No need to get all Lala on us!

Pit stains > Blackout drunk, man whoring, non-kissing/non-flower-giving/he-loves-me-but-it’s-so-basic-to-say-that,and woman shaming

Oh no you didn’t! Don’t make me throw this MARGARITA WITH SALT across the discussion board at you!

I wonder how much Saturdays are for the Boys are paying Jax (in Tito’s, Fireball, and Taco Bell) to rep their business . Peter is looking really cute this episode. How is he (almost) always the one without a girlfriend? This can’t be.

If Scheana was yakking at me while I was getting a massage? I’d be, like, sooooo irritated. And pretend to fall asleep.

Oh no. Kristen has picked up the Kyle Umansky Memorial Splits baton. And yay (?) to Jax running his mouth, and the CSI Lite recap of the Kristen and James story. ETA Ken is such a darn softy with the dogs. LOL to LVP comparing taking in James to taking in a stray dog! ETA II ”Does Rob send flowers?” ”No. I don’t like flowers.” ” :| “

Yeah I have my HWs I can’t quit either (don’t ask, LOL), but it’s taken me this long to appreciate Rinna because I couldn’t stand the way she acted towards other people. Now that she’s taken a step back, I can laugh along with her a little more.

Geez, those bios read like dating profiles. “Chad likes wind surfing, making beds for Latvian a-listers, piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain.” I guess that is purposeful?

He reminds me of Marc Anthony (the Jennifer López one). From some angles handsome; from others—eesh He’s a two-face But he seems like a good guy who loves his wife—which is always a good thing.

I actually really like the cranberry—it would suit (ha ha) my coloring. I’m not big on pastels, and though I typically get black swimsuits, I do like wearing color, but most of the colors I usually see are eh/would look eh on me. That said, I hate stuff with giant logos so I would never buy that black tank suit even if it *did* fit well.

Hahaha. In the “Next times,” instead of “the Bella Party,” CC called it “the Bla party.”

I literally reached over to my screen to “pet” LVP’s dog while the movie was playing. So amazingly sad. She’s sittin’ in the lab with a pen and a pad tryin’ to get her darn label off! Respect

I love that EJ was serving up Peppermint Roca realness at that gathering in her home. Geez it took you that long this time? LOL She is sooooo tone deaf. But she really teed me off when she said “better late than never!” Lady you ain’t that important. Plus who needs a Balenciaga baseball cap? It’s opening day at Poseur Field!