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Maybe I've just been watching this show too long and have seen too many amazing freestyles but after tonight I'm still sitting here going "huh"? I've never been so underwhelmed. Noah made me tear up but I'm not going to vote for that reason, and I thought while Riker and Allison had a fun freestyle something was missing the way Allison said it was going to be big. Dont even get me started on Val. To me that wasnt even a freestyle and I dont think he knows how to choreograph one. For me I like freestyles that are risky and show a lot of well put together choreography. All I saw with this was an Argentine tango and the whole vibe felt like what they've done all season.

If this is the article I'm not sure if I buy it. If it was rigged for them I wouldnt be the least bit shocked but it sounds like a lot of speculation on their part if anything.

Top hats, glittery staircase and the troupe sounds like Witney and Alfonso's freestyle. I'm not expecting a tap solo or the Apache dance in this one heh.

I was just reading a rundown of the upcoming season highlights and as if it wasnt already obvious FN has completely wiped Lenny from their memory, they're going to have weekly guest judges and the last few winners are part of this except Lenny (Jeff is also hosting Star Salvation). Well Justin isnt mentioned either but he's another one they try to forget exists whenever they can. And most important to note looks like no more viewers votes. Now theres a shocker, eh? I knew they were gonna scrape that after Lenny.

A little FYI about Blac Chyna. She's actually had a pretty successful modeling career and I remember reading she has a college education so she isnt really just known for being with Tyga at one time. BC actually defended Kim recently. They arent friends anymore but when she was approached by paparazzi and they were trying to bait her into bashing her she took the high road. IIRC this was around the time Rob posted that nutty Instagram photo comparing Kim to a killer. The twitter war with Kylie is immature but Kylie has been acting like an entitled brat who's trying to act like she's older than she is so I say let her fight with the grown ups. The source is saying that but yet whenever I see Kylie now, especially when she's out all dressed up she looks exactly like Kim's mini me. I do believe she's very jealous though of Kendall's high end modelling career.

About a month ago someone left him a comment on Instagram that said something like "nice meeting you at DWTS yesterday, hope you get the Funniest Home Videos gig". I figured this person must have heard something about him being in the running. So even more now I'm banking on him being the replacement.

Apparently Alfonso & Sadie Robertson will be dancing together on the finale. She posted about it on Instagram. I love me some Alfonso and all, but lord, they really cant quit him, can they?

The Hough factor didn't stop Derek and Bethany from going home in 4th place last season.

I couldnt watch the show in real time since I was out but I checked Twitter to see what was happening and my so much of my feed was filled with people talking about Noah and the proposal. I had him as an easy 4th place elimination but now I feel certain there will be a shock boot tomorrow. Am I the only one that simply does not get the big deal about Bruce and Demi? I'm old enough to remember them when they were big stars and I know their names are obviously still well known, but technically speaking are they such superstars that using them to pimp Rumer would help any? Or much of a draw for that matter whenever they appear?

Annnnd its that time again. FN has been playing like crazy commercials for the new season the last few days. I love the show and I look forward to it (not seeing Alton in the ads is a little sad though for me) but, its very, very weird knowing the network hasnt uttered a single word about the current winner. Granted I couldn't stand Lenny so I dont exactly weep for not seeing him on FN but at the same time I guess I'm going into this season very cautious with a huge question mark over it. Superstardom is never a guarantee for any of them but for a winner to completely disappear is bizarre. Hell even Justin got something out of them with his special, web-series and popping up as a judge on some shows.

The highest charting song all season was The Trouble With Love. Not only the oldest Kelly song that night but not even her biggest hit. Last week the highest charting song was Nicks version of What Hurts The Most..it wasn't the newest song. I seriously doubt people are just buying songs when it's the most recent out there. If Clark goes out in 3rd Jax will get all my votes. I don't care for her but at least she's interesting and Nick seems to be the one who has been blessed with the overly defensive rabid fan base.

He actually got all the way up to 63 earlier. For all that Clark is bashed how he's boring, how he's been doing nothing but off-key performances, and getting sabotaged by Scott - he ended the night with the one song that actually seemed to resonate with people and managing to outsell the chosen producer pets by quite a bit. The ironic thing is even that song I cant help but think was also another sabotage attempt but this one backfired. I mean, a nice God loving Christian who doesnt really sing anything current being handed a song from 50 Shades of Grey? Hilarious.

Wendy Williams was talking this morning about Kylie and all her plastic surgery and all the whole Tyga thing and how Kris and Bruce are so caught up in their own narcissistic lives that they aren't blinking an eye that their child is screwing around with a 25 year old father..Wendy looked dead in the camera and said "if that was my kid I would crack her in the head". I normally dont agree with Wendy on much but I'm with heron this. She was pissed and most normal parents would at least be trying some discipline.

Wow I just saw the preview thats going around of the 2 part episode and for all I snark on and find Kendall and Kylie annoying, I actually teared up when Kendall is crying saying "I dont like when people say Bruce is gone" intercepted with the home video of him holding a very young Kendall with and Bruce saying "daddy loves you". Jesus. I know a good portion of stuff on this show is fake but I think all the feelings that will be there, especially from Kendall and Kylie will be very real. Kris really is a massive bitch for allowing her daughters reaction to this to be aired out on TV.

The girl is an idiot. No matter how much she tried to say it was a fancy lipliner trick it was never believable..not when someone with lips as thin as hers suddenly went that much larger. Even the pictures that would come out where she had no makeup on and her lips were only slightly less large, they still looked noticeably larger than her very, very thin lips. I saw a magazine cover a few weeks ago where Kylie is boasting "I'm the hot one now" and the same cover says she had 7 different plastic surgeries. And um, no. Even after all that surgery and her 10 pounds of makeup she's still not the hottest. She looks like an old, fake, blow-up doll now.

I saw the Kardashian clothing in Sears once and what struck me is how horribly made the clothes were. Most of the stuff was pretty tacky but I did see one skirt I liked so I picked it up and the material felt so flimsy. Everything just looked cheap. Some of the clothes looked like they belonged in Forever 21, not Sears. But their hair stuff that they have in Ulta actually is pretty good. Around the time when the line first launched Ulta stores were doing product demos and the flat iron and dry shampoo looked really good. When I went back 2 weeks later wanting to get the iron for my niece for her birthday it was sold out and the salesgirl said all of the the Kardashian stuff sells really well, but that 3 in 1 iron is the hot seller.

Yes exactly - tacky. And that's the word they used on my local Fox news this morning when talking about the gala. The anchor said "I hope I dont get pelted with rocks for saying this but I thought Queen Bey looked a bit tacky". As if he was afraid to actually criticize her. I too thought Kim's had a more elegant look to it. I mean, personal preference aside of what you think looks better, neither dress is modest by any means but if Kim is gonna get ragged on for showing too much skin Beyonce and everyone else that wore these sheer dresses better as well.

Did you see some of the other dresses at the gala? I was just skimming through a bunch on Instagram and Kim is practically covered up compared to some. Beyonce will get her ass kissed no matter what she does (she also had her tits hanging out at the fight the other night but as usual she gets away with everything) but her dress is just as revealing as Kim's. And did you see Rihanna's? That's the most attention getting dress of the evening bordering on ridiculous..I dont like Kim's dress but she's far from the worst or most inappropriately dressed. I also think Beyonce's hair is pretty damn ugly.

Oh please. Of course Rumer and Val got an 80. They had to make up for last week. Is Witney really foolish enough to think by simply bringing in Lindsay for the trio that it would have recreated the unfreakinbelivable paso trio from last season? In case it hasnt been painfully obvious, Chris is no Alfonso. Noah and Chris should be the ones leaving but I fear Robert will be leaving instead of one of them.

Just from what I'm seeing looking around regular AI boards, Twitter and Facebook..I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the bussing of Clark is going to backfire in a big way. Initially I thought like with Quentin they would get their way but he's getting a ton of support and he seems to have the fanbase that will stick up for him and vote. People dont like to feel manipulated and the crap they pulled with Clark was OTT..no he didn't help himself but the package with Scott especially could have been edited in a very different way, less abrasive way. Throw in the very blatant favoritism of Jax which I'm also seeing a lot of complaining about, yeah I think the shenanigans will come back to bite them in the ass.

Count me in the group who thinks there was nothing fishy about Willow leaving. Willow's only claim to fame is the Hunger Games movies. Since I never saw the movies I had no idea who she was so I dont think I was alone..so the only fanbase she had was definitely questionable. And she hit the same problem many of these youngin's with the loud, very young fanbases encounter - they dont vote or they simply dont vote enough. Her fans all over Twitter and Instagram trying to build a campaign to bring her back. These sounds like children who dont understand a thing about how this show works. I think Ryker is probably experiencing the same thing hence why they keep showing him in jeopardy. IMO he's not pulling in the votes.

What I had read yesterday about the upcoming special was that it would be more serious than anything but they made sure to include some things that would add humor to it and that's when the subject how he's managing to golf with new boobs was brought up.

Wow JR Martinez sounds pissed. He tweeted that he was getting a lot of questions about the show and said he was only asked to sit in the audience that everyone was asked to participate and thats all he was asked to do..he said he was taking it personally that he wasnt asked to dance. Maybe its just my gut reaction being turned off by his bitterness but does anyone else buy that he was the ONLY one not asked to dance?

There were a ton of people who werent there or the anniversary show (including some winners so Rob not being there wasnt really all that glaring)..but it did remind me of his time on the show and how its pretty sad to think of how determined and hard working he was back then. Rob was exactly the type of contestant I love - the ones who have ZERO dance experience and starts off bad but gets better and better every week. It really is sad. And I remember when the finale was over he said he wanted to become lawyer. Shame he didnt follow up on that.

Damn I would kill right about now to see Alfonso and Meryl doing a dance together. That little dance-off was amazing..and seeing both couples just made me realize how underwhelmed I am this season.