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Ha!! What the hell is he wearing?

I can’t believe she left the wig on in the bathhouse.

The hat came off! I was expecting little green stink lines to hover over his head before he put it back on.

That actor in the Kia commercial with the robot dog looks so familiar. Is that Dr. Shakey McRapey from Mad Men?

These guys are terrible actors. This is like the worst Nollywood movie I’ve ever seen.

I need to know what little boy told the Rodlings that he was famous. Isaac Plath? A Dugglet? Surely not one of Pest’s kids. Whoever the kid was, Jill sure sounds jealous and that cracks me up.

Stuff you don’t see in my neighborhood: jobless homies with extravagant lifestyles taking creepy pictures of my shoes and my dog’s ass early in the morning.

Right?😂 It’s like the question of “When Tragedy Hits You” is being asked of Lt. Dangle and not the person actually being put in handcuffs. I wonder if Mr. Keller passes these out at his “prison ministry.”

Cryptocurrency Duggar. Alternatively spelled Chriptoe Kurrannsee in case it’s a girl.

That’s what it looks like to me as well, but I know pictures can be deceptive, so I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. I’m just a woman after all *snert*. My eyes were drawn to that area below the window that looks like there’s an air pocket inside. It’s warped. If one were to put their palm on it, they would have to push for the siding to lay flat. All it takes is for the wind to get under one piece and the rest will peel off like a set of dominoes. Especially if you’ve got a wind tunnel between your house and your neighbor’s.

I’m no expert, but I have had siding replaced and it cost a pretty penny. Something about that siding looks…off. They should get a professional to check it out just to be sure. Especially in a place like Florida that’s known for heavy rain and winds. That’s not a job for Timbo’s Jesus Honoring Handyman Services or whatever it’s called.

That painting looks like it belongs in a bank with lots of really old executive furniture. It’s like they don’t even care. As long as the person is an old white “Christian” male who likely stood for something hateful, they exalt them. Name their kids after them, hang creepy paintings of them. The person doesn’t even have to have done anything particularly remarkable like James Reeb, a Unitarian minister who was murdered in Selma. Or god forbid a Christian person of color or a woman who actually stood for something. Unless of course it’s time to name to a girl child and they go digging in the Bible for the name of some woman who sacrificed for a man. I can picture the two little girls twenty years from now reminiscing about the creepy painting that hung in their house with eyes that seemed to follow them. “Who was that guy anyway, one of our bald uncles?”

Is that the TLC-issued MacBook that they give to all the 600 pounders? I hope Memphis got Lisa’s.

Coffee AND cigarette breath? So mash sexy baby.

I’m thinking the same place Kimballs got that cheap chain. “Ricky’s 90-Day Durag Emporium and Immigration Store.”

WTF kind of fist pumping Pauly D t-shirt is that? Is that camo with freaking rhinestones on it?

A boll weevil.

She’s struggling to push those tears out like tough bowel movements.

Is that the wedding outfit she’s going with? She looks like little Donnie Osmond.

You could’ve gotten that cheap chain made at the local mall kiosk.

Ten pages of texts? What woman in her right mind would respond to someone who sent her 10 pages worth of text messages? You are a psycho!

I think she’s average height. It’s just that Memphis is only about 4’9 so she makes everyone look like Manute Bol.

I believe Amy is a conspiracy nut too.

I’m out. This is too boring and blue-haired weirdo’s foreplay with Florian is creeping me out.

So this is it? This was the show? I watched almost every episode and I don’t remember what the premise was. The fake fashion line?