Jump to content

Type keyword(s) to search

charmed1

Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    5.9k

  • Joined

 Content Type 

Everything posted by charmed1

  1. charmed1
    Hi-yeee! Everyone got your spanx, coffin nails, stripper heels, and your lashes on? Let’s go stand in our truths!
  2. charmed1
    Oh, but Jill has been seen in pajama pants too. I saw the screenshots on Reddit a while ago. I think it was a late night birthday serenade for BME and she was wearing plaid pajamas, no makeup, and unteased hair. If you didn’t know she was nuts, she looked like a normal 40-something-year-old woman.
  3. charmed1
    For god’s sake, please stop showing me these Magic Mike commercials.
  4. charmed1
    Zied recently landed a job with an HVAC company.
  5. charmed1
    The Subway ones too. There is no planet in the universe where Simone Biles and Steph Curry are the same height.
  6. charmed1
    Nicole looks like if Elle & Dakota Fanning cloned themselves, but didn’t quite finish in time.
  7. charmed1
    We’re here. You abandoned us at the gas station with all of our belongings.
  8. charmed1
    My mom had an orange one just like this. I can “hear” the snaps on it.
  9. charmed1
    A narcoleptic who has never been out of the U.S. is moving to a country where she doesn’t speak the language to marry a possible scammer. I see no red flags here.
  10. charmed1
    Uh..I’m not really noticing that much of a difference guys. I’m relieved neither of them got on that poor horse’s back.
  11. charmed1
    So is mute Rose supposed to take care of both of them?
  12. charmed1
    What?! He’s getting surgery? There’s only 15 minutes left. I’m nervous.
  13. charmed1
    It’s 9:34. I don’t see them losing 30 pounds this muntt.
  14. charmed1
    These two seem to be in a lot better financial shape than the average poundster.
  15. charmed1
    Uh..Nico? Are you forgetting you’re the plus one on this fat coupon?
  16. charmed1
    Right? A simple, “Don’t worry mom, I’ll be fine,” would’ve avoided that whole argument.
  17. charmed1
    Nurse is like “get your fat asses to Room 5 and stop wasting my time.”
  18. charmed1
    Why is the bowl so big? That’s not a personal sized salad bowl.
  19. charmed1
    I gained so much weight during the lockdown, I ended up buying an entire wardrobe of muumuus that I accessorized for zoom calls. SMH.
  20. charmed1
    Where’s the book? Is Dr. Now only giving out photocopies now?
  21. charmed1
    Damn! I was way off. I feel like I heard the sad tuba music from the Price is Right when the contestant overbids.
  22. charmed1
    Uncle Mike can’t park worth shit.
  23. charmed1
    It made me think of Swingers.
  24. charmed1
    Damn it! TLC blurred out whatever label was on that nugget basket and dipping’ sauce. Could anyone tell where they went?
  25. charmed1
    And we’re off! Appropriate vehicles choice at least. Where will we be stopping for our drive-thru cuisine? I’m choosing KFC.
×
×
  • Create New...