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  1. charmed1
    Isabel’s daddy is not looking up your stupid Instagram page, Gabe. Get over yourself.😂
  2. charmed1
    Definitely. I’ve never had a religious person be nice to me, so surely your parents were talking shit about me, right? Right?! Work with me Isabel, I need to milk this into Pillow Talk.
  3. charmed1
    That’s beautiful! My cat’s favorite crime show is Snapped. I caught him watching today.
  4. charmed1
    Jeymi looks great. That’s it.
  5. charmed1
    I can’t either. I just picture a big cloud of chalk like when the teacher would have you clap the chalkboard erasers together a few times to clean them.
  6. charmed1
    Have these two even had sex?
  7. charmed1
    Is mom’s friend named Ms. Yolanda?
  8. charmed1
    My forty-something year old friends don’t have the time to pretend catfish some weirdo I was being conned by. They’d be like, “good luck, stupid. I’m late for a manicure.”
  9. charmed1
    Are we going to see what’s her name tonight? Kimbally Jr., Khristal Meth.
  10. charmed1
    Father Isabel must be completely flubbing the lines in his TLC script where he’s supposed to be this season’s raging homophobe.
  11. charmed1
    Stranded in some weird country? You’re an adult who willingly packed up and moved there. You’re not some kidnapped child, Dutch Paint Boy.
  12. charmed1
    This site keeps displaying ads for Tim’s Christ-honoring Bible purse. Says it’s $9.79.
  13. charmed1
    Ha! That jacket screamed Wilsons Leather Outlet. How have all the Wilsons outlets managed to have a Going out of Business sale for the past 30 years?
  14. charmed1
    Seriously. An Uber, someone’s mom’s Camry. Either would be fine.
  15. charmed1
    She’s a hand model?! Keep her away from low talkers and hot irons.
  16. charmed1
    That stale hot dog bun is standing in its truth.
  17. charmed1
    This guy is such a bullshit artist. I know he’s probably ruined more than one woman’s credit.
  18. charmed1
    Kneel before Zod.
  19. charmed1
    His job is “like works with kids and stuff on like some anti-bullying stuff.” That’s good enough for Darcey.
  20. charmed1
    The mom taking a shopping break with her kids on the sofa. 😂
  21. charmed1
    Oh no! They’re going to sing? Why wasn’t I told?
  22. charmed1
    Don’t you dare compare this man to chihuahuas Florian. Chihuahuas are hard working little monsters.
  23. charmed1
    Vishal, the guy Nadia dumped Shekar for, is doing stand up comedy. He showed up in a suggested reel on my IG feed.
  24. charmed1
    The Ken & Barbie killers? Named because they were allegedly so good looking.
  25. charmed1
    The brother has the same dead eyes, but his are hooded and slightly more expressive. He’s also not an idiot, so at least that’s not genetic.
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