S01.E03: Lesbian Request Denied

[maraleia]

 

Targeted for romance by a fellow prisoner, Piper finds that subtlety is an ineffective approach to letting her suitor down.

 

[Hanahope]

Ok, so hating Alex it is.  At least for now. 

 

So lusty lesbians and egotistical guard who thinks he's god's gift to the women, haha.  I felt for the transgender woman (I'll get names eventually) who needed her meds. 

 

Holy crap, sneakers are that expensive?  So was it her son that turned her in?

 

So why were some women assigned dorms and others stay in the bunk bed rooms?  And I did think it was strange Piper got assigned into the "ghetto."  I wonder if that was somehow arranged by Crazy Eyes or the counselor (trying to protect her with that particular roommate)?

 

Shouldn't Jason Bateman have an apple pie nearby? 

[Fisher King]

LOL at the Jason Biggs/apple pie reference. I don't think his brother-in-law is the one he should be taking sex advice from.

 

Yeah, it was Crazy Eyes that arranged Piper's move. I'm pretty sure.

 

 The Sophia scenario makes me fear what she might do to get her hormones.  I can't stand that sleazy guard.

[atlantaloves]

okay gals, I just started watching...holy flip fops..took me a couple to get into it, but i am so THERE.