The Quotes Thread: The Library Is Open

[harrisonjames]

Vanjie in her gruff voice, during Untucked directed at Yvie: I was trying to be CORDIAL wit cho!

I love that they play that during the beginning of Untucked. 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Gigi: Crystal’s singing voice is almost Kermit the Frog, but like if Kermit smoked a lot of pot.

Freddy: Have you recorded professionally before?
Jaida: They would not allow me. 

Jaida: My rap style is Old Mother Hubbard. 

[SzmuttyPratfall]

On 5/13/2020 at 9:59 AM, Amello said:

They changed it to that thing where they were paired up and had to insult each other.

I wouldn't be surprised if they are rolling with that outside of the show, to cover for the reading challenge missing. 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it happened and a certain person won. 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Nicky: Who the fuck is Pee Pee LePew?

Vanjie: Describe your Drag Race experience in one word.
Rock: Robbed.
Jan: Safe.
Jackie: Life-changing.
Nicky: That's two words.
Jackie: There's a dash.
Gigi: El DeBarge.

Jackie: I did notice a little canoodling [between Gigi and Crystal] in the back of the van.
Gigi: We were just sharing fruit snacks.
Heidi: Is that what they call it nowadays?

Edited May 23, 2020 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Joey Jay: Y'all think I'm a basic bitch. You're not wrong. I can't eat spicy food. I like Vanessa Carlton.

LaLa Ri: LaLa Ri is like an Olive Garden pasta with Popeye's chicken tenders on the top.

Kahmora Hall: You look like a sexy hot dog.

Michelle: Those are some very big shoes to fill.
Kahmora: [Jaida Essence Hall] got some big feet so yeah.

Edited January 2, 2021 by ElectricBoogaloo

[harrisonjames]

"The lady said, 'GO HOME'!" - Tamisha Iman

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Utica: Tamisha, if you don't mind, how old are you?
Tamisha: I'm 49.
Utica: How old are we? 25.
Denali: I'm 28.
Rosé: I'm 31.
Kahmora: 28.
Tamisha: All of you are younger than my biological kids.

Utica: No pressure, but Jesus is great.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ru: Roses are red, Michelle is a whore.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Tia Kofi: A'Whora makes me nervous because I don't know what she's thinking. I can't tell whether that's because she's a bitch or because her face doesn't move.

Edited January 24, 2021 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Symone: Easy, cheesy, beautiful - pizza girl.

Ru: So who knows anything about disco?
Kandy: You know how that Pussycat Dolls have that one music video "Hush Hush" and then it goes into "I Will Survive"? That's it.
Ru: If you were closer to me, I'd slap you.

Ru: Tina, if I say name your top three disco records, what would they be?
Tina Burner: Um, "Knock on Wood" by Thelma Houston.
Ru: That's not Thelma Houston.
Tina: Uh.
Ru: Amy Stewart.
Tina: Amy Stewart.
Ru: Yeah.
Tina: "Don't Leave Me This Way."
Ru: Thelma Houston.
Tina: And "I Will Survive" by Diana Ross.
Ru: Well, you know she covered it but it's Gloria Gaynor's song.

Ru: Kandy, what's the difference between Diana Ross and Donna Summer?
Kandy: ......
Ru: Did you know the difference?
Kandy: No, definitely, yeah.
Ru: No, definitely?
Kandy: No, like no as in like yes. Like no definitely, yes. Like no, yeah. Yeah.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Tayce: [Ginny Lemon] just Ben De La Cremed herself!

[ElectricBoogaloo]

RuPaul: Are you cinched?
Tia Kofi: No, I just have a really fat ass.

Michelle: Is [Bimini] a vagina? Is she a jellyfish?

Edited February 19, 2021 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Symone: What is that supposed to be?
Utica: It's an afro!
Symone: And you made it out of squirrels?
Utica: Yeah!
Symone: You are a dumb bitch.

Kandy: Rosé, who are you?
Rosé: Mary, Queen of Scots.
Kandy: Who?
Rosé: Mary, Queen of Scots.
Kandy: What the fuck is that?
Rosé: She is the queen who reclaimed Scotland and then she had her head cut off because she was a little bitch to the English queen.
Kandy talking head: I don't know who the fuck Mary, Queen of Scots, is but Rosé has this funny ass Ireland accent. Ireland accent? That's not a thing. Irish accent.
Producer: Scottish.
Kandy: OH.

Tina Burner: Maybe I didn't watch enough Bob Ross, but Utica's eating paint.

Rosé: I think that some of the girls are very confident and also a little delusional.

 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Kandy: At least now we have more space to do our makeup.
Tina: I get a whole mirror now.
Denali: Right. That'll help your makeup.
Tina: Denali!
Olivia: I think TIna's makeup has been improving.
Kandy: From what week to what week?

Denali: This cow is speaking through [psychic] Char right now to Miss Utica. You know what, actually? That checks out.

Ru: Are you psychic?
Kandy: Um, I think I can kind of tell when I'm going to get some trade.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Kandy: There's no way you're going to sit here and tell me that after four bitches say your name on the main stage you're cool, calm, and collective.

Kandy: You do have twenty five thousand dollars.
Tina: I won twenty five thousand?
Kandy: Like two, comma.
Rosé: No, twenty five hundred, baby.
Kandy: Like two, comma, five, zero, zero.
Gottmike: Yeah, that's twenty five hundred.
Rosé: Two thousand five hundred, not twenty five thousand.
Tina: I hope it's not a math problem today.