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Climbing the Spitball Wall - An Unsullied's Take on A Song of Ice and Fire - Reading Complete! Now onto Rewatching the Show and Anticipating Season 6!


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Thank you, Terra Nova and I think WindyNights posted them a bit back, so thank you also!  Might have been WSmith, come to think of it.  

 

You know what?  If you're reading this post, please apply a general, but heartfelt thank you to your day :-D 

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Yeah in concerns to the Tyrion, Vic and Barristan chapters, I think it's okay to wait until TWOW comes out. You don't necessarily need to read those.

There's also an Arianne II chapter but that hasn't been officially released. It was just read at a convention and when it's not officially released GRRM is subject to change it a bit.

And I'm still here, wondering what he meant by "that Aeron chapter will surprise you"...

 

Cause that's what he said when he offered the audience the choice between reading Arianne and Aeron... saying the first was more or less eventless and the second was like... out of the blue...

 

Damn... even if I prefer Arianne as a character (who wouldnt ?), I really would have picked the Damphair one... he's not a character I'm bashing as much as other. Sure, the guy's a total moron, but I dont read Asoiaf to read about "nice people" I'd like to hang around with, and there must be a reason why the Damphair is a PoV character and I cant wait to find out which one in Winds !

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Random but I got shown the interview quote about ADWD with GRRM's editor:

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AG: Well… Probably more say that he would have liked…though many of the choices were his as well. Finishing this book where he absolutely wanted to end it would have taken probably another year and more pages than could be realistically bound between two covers. And so much great stuff had happened already that no one, I felt, could be unsatisfied by the developments. So he voluntarily pulled one big sequence out of the book. I lobbied for another…and it came out, too. People may hold me to blame for this, but I still think it was the right choice. The book is so big and complex and rich and wonderful that adding these two sequences would not have made it any better than it already is. - Suvudu Q/A with Anne Groell, 7/8/2011

The first sequence she was talking about is clearly the Battle of Winterfell/Ice and the second sequence is the Battle of Meereen/Fire.

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Aeron. Aeron.

Aeron. Who with the what now? Who is Aeron? The Aegon. Aemon. Aerys.

Why can't I place Aeron?

Did I hit my head again?

Aeron Damphair.

BalON, EurOn, VictariON, TheOn, AerON. They Greyjoys sure are creative with first names.

Although yeah Aeron sounds like a Targ name.

Oh and the game of thrones season 6 trailer just dropped, guys

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  On 3/8/2016 at 2:35 PM, Terra Nova said:

 I do not know whether Arianne II was actually released or those floating around are only transcriptions of some reading GRRM had at conventions

Arianne II:

https://www.facebook.com/IFLASOIAF/posts/1626810864275120

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Season 6 trailer:

http://youtu.be/CuH3tJPiP-U

I'm getting psyched, I'm hoping it's better than last year. Can't be worse, surely? They keep saying wait till it's finished then you'll see why they made the choices they made.

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The production values certainly look as high as ever. This could easily pass for a trailer for a big blockbuster--though in a way I suppose that's what's Thrones has become.

 

I'm still hesitant to say it was really that good. I mean I did like it, but that may be just because I love Liam Cunningham as Davos.

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All that trailer managed to accomplish for me was make me even less enthused for the King's Landing storyline than I already was, especially where Jaime and Cersei are concerned. Why oh why is this show so hell bent on pushing that so-called love story? Ugh.

 

You can see glimpses of the Tower of Joy scene though.

 

And a certain someone who is supposed be dead on a horse looking very much alive. Season 6 spoilers:

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I'm guessing they're still playing the Jaime/Cersei relationship out because he still has to burn her letter and they want it to be shocking. That's how D&D work:

 

You are a Stark, Jon, and I'm going to tell you who you're mother is as soon as I come home -- Ned dies.

 

Oh, Robb, I'm pregnant. I know! Let's name him Ned. -- Ned dies again.

 

You are mine own daughter and I love you -- Stannis rethinks this new commitment to feeling and burns his daughter alive.

 

I expect Jaime will practically bow down to Cersei in an act of worship before he leaves her.

  On 3/9/2016 at 5:21 AM, Autarch said:

I'm guessing they're still playing the Jaime/Cersei relationship out because he still has to burn her letter and they want it to be shocking. That's how D&D work:

You are a Stark, Jon, and I'm going to tell you who you're mother is as soon as I come home -- Ned dies.

Oh, Robb, I'm pregnant. I know! Let's name him Ned. -- Ned dies again.

You are mine own daughter and I love you -- Stannis rethinks this new commitment to feeling and burns his daughter alive.

I expect Jaime will practically bow down to Cersei in an act of worship before he leaves her.

That seems unlikely. In the show he already knows about her affair with Lancel and is still sprung on Cersei.

Not sure what Cersei could do at this point to reject her.

And Cersei already has Robert Strong and the trial is already happening this season so it seems even unlikeliest that Cersei would write to him.

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  On 3/9/2016 at 5:40 AM, WindyNights said:

That seems unlikely. In the show he already knows about her affair with Lancel and is still sprung on Cersei.

Not sure what Cersei could do at this point to reject her.

And Cersei already has Robert Strong and the trial is already happening this season so it seems even unlikeliest that Cersei would write to him.

 

I suppose he could just leave her against his will, by being taken captive after Riverrun or whatever. However, it'll be hard to see why Jaime would do anything but run back to Cersei the first chance he gets. Basically, if he doesn't turn away from her on his own it's going to become a problem for the character. Unless she dies, or he does.

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The spoiler Alayne mentioned was actually already known from leaked pictures of the set, with the 'dead' sporting a ponytail.

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Regarding the Tower of Joy there is a fan film about it that should be available before season 6. I can't link the site now but it is easy to find, and Young Ned has a very apt long face :)


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ETA2: the trailer frame-by-frame:

 

http://imgur.com/a/Bslhg

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Hm. Okay. Definitely made the right decision regarding season 6 for myself (and the wrong for season 5 where I loved some of the promotional material). I'm utterly done with this show.

 

I did not recognize a single ASOIAF character in that trailer. Well, except for Rhaegar (I think that was supposed to be Rhaegar at the battle of the Trident in one snipet). Kinda adult Sansa & Bran, calm Cersei, nasty Lancel, whiny Jaime, Marg having religious debates with the HS??? The only thing that made me interested for a second was Mel having a crisis of faith.

 

And now my watch begins (for the books).

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You mean the guy with the Targ sigil on the chest? I thought it's a given the guy is (season 6)

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I will stick around this topic but once Season 6 airs, I will futily try to stay away from everything show-related.

 

ETA: about the indie fan film, the page on Indiegogo:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tower-of-joy-a-game-of-thrones-fan-film#/story

 

And Ned Stark (he really looks like show Benjen, who I think has one of the most interesting faces ever):

https://c1.iggcdn.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c_limit,w_620/v1453889605/jma3yfyflgbq6w4scfwl.jpg

 

And Lyanna:

https://c1.iggcdn.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c_limit,w_620/v1443820904/qudh7cccjabmk8xvf0pd.jpg

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I don't see any reason to assume that the guy with the Targaryen sigil is anyone special. He's probably just a stuntman in a battle sequence. I'm sure that

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Here, a still:

http://8840-presscdn-0-18.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Toj-SS-2.png

 

and the extremely shaky video (the link to Youtube it's broken so that there's no preview in the post, the title itself is spoilery):

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Guys, about all the trailer talk?  Maybe spoiler tag that stuff?  I'm actually fine with reading it and have been, but as a for instance, I know Which Tyler is someone who opted not to watch season 5 and there are open details about season five and that trailer.  

 

So slap tags on the stuff that cannot unseen, friends, Romans, Countrymen, please? 

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So now onward and about the trailer.  Hee!  I get to watch and talk about trailers now!! 

 

Okay, I am so torn on watching the show, but realistically I'm going to be stuck here for most of the season which makes for some really dull weekend nights, so the likelihood that I'll watch is high.  Plus, my poor husband -- stuck in a corporate apartment and all that implies about the decor -- would likely really appreciate someone to talk to about the show.  so with that in mind:  

 

Season six trailer

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Finally, for now

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  On 3/9/2016 at 2:00 PM, Terra Nova said:

Here, a still:

http://8840-presscdn-0-18.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Toj-SS-2.png

 

and the extremely shaky video (the link to Youtube it's broken so that there's no preview in the post, the title itself is spoilery):

watch?v=B6glcMY8VXA

 

But what in particular connects the blurry images in this footage to the individual in the trailer? The still image shows a bunch of bodies lying around, so clearly there was some element of the fight before the part depicted there. Couldn't the Targaryen guy in the trailer be one of those bodies?

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For that last spoiler of yours, Shimpy, there was a leaked video from the set that showed, if you want to know,

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DevF, firstly the location seems to be the same. Secondly,

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I will wait to see the final edit of the scene to give my opinion of it

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Dual wielding swords is so Hollywood.

  On 3/9/2016 at 7:16 PM, OhOkayWhat said:

I will wait to see the final edit of the scene to give my opinion of it

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It has potential. I'm not digging those two swords though and the Targaryen KG armor.

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Joke about season 6 trailer: 

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I can't wait for gotgifsandmusings and theculturalvacuum to do a write up on it :) 

 

On the topic of a full show re-watch: Since S6 premieres April 24th, if we wanted to give ourselves a week to watch each season, that means we'd need to start watching by March 20th. So I say we start after shimpy finishes the Winds chapters! Unless we're migrating over to Twitter or whatever to do live viewings, I think we can all fast forward through those scenes that gives us the creeps! :) For me the scenes in Craster's Keep in season 4 were the hardest to watch. 

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Response to Impin's second spoiler box: 

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Oh wow, that was super quick.  I was expecting a chapter, chapter.  Okay, well I read Arianne's chapter.  

 

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Continued

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Also, on the subject of a rewatch, yes I can absolutely do a season a week.  I've finally got my house prepped and so I just sit around in it, trying not to mess it up until it lists after Easter :-)  

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  On 3/9/2016 at 2:18 PM, stillshimpy said:
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I spoiler tagged that one spoiler because I know there are some people who do not keep up with the season 6 leaks at all. :)

All trailer spoilers below ...

 

Regarding Jaime and Cersei:

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Northern storylines:

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Regarding Dawn:

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I haven't read that Arianne sample chapter so I clearly need to get on it. I take it it's relatively short? And I will definitely probably rewatch the series with you guys but I've only been able to rewatch season 4 in its entirety one time and I can't imagine I will be able to do season 5 at all, mostly because I have elected to not purchase the BluRay as I'm pretty sure I would just end up breaking it lol

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@shimpy Something funny I just noticed but your commentary on the chapters reminds me so much of Leigh Butler's who is a writer for TOR.com.

She did a Read of Ice and Fire recently. It was a chapter by chapter commentary. She recently finished the read in December. She starts a concise chapter summary and then post her comments on it. She's never watched the show and hasn't experienced any spoilers so if you ever feel bored and want to check out what it would've been like to have experienced the books first without the show here it is:

http://www.tor.com/series/a-read-of-ice-and-fire/

These were some of the more amusing comments:

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Steffon and Stannis were thousands of leagues from the fighting and safe from harm, but Devan was at Castle Black, a squire to the king

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Wow, he even named one of his sons after the guy who cut off his fingers. Davos Seaworth, what even are You.

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So, as this chapter demonstrates, Davos is a morally upright, reasonable, perceptive, intelligent guy who is not afraid to speak truth to power, stands up for what he believes in, seeks to better himself for the good of others, protects the innocent, has an absolutely delightful aversion to fanaticism, and is a good dad.

Therefore, if he actually survives past the end of this book I will be ASTOUNDED.

Happily so, because damn if he isn’t one of my favorite supporting characters right now, but given that this series seems to be an exercise in worshipping at the altar of Machiavelli Was So Right, Bitches, Davos might as well be walking around with a giant glowing neon target painted on his forehead. Maybe with a big blinking arrow pointing down at it for extra emphasis.

She also went into a meltdown when Ned, Jon, Robb and Cat were killed. Here was her commentary of the RW chapter:

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Fucking hell.

Fucking HELL.

FUCKING HELL, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING SHIT??

Fuck.

Fuck!

I’m sorry, we are experiencing rage blackout difficulties. Please come back later when my urge to find George R.R. Martin and slap him with a wet fish has died to a dull roar.

Fuck. I need a drink.

*walks away*

Okay, I have a drink now. I’m all better.

No, fuck that shit, I am NOT all better. Jesus H. Christ. Y’all, my heart is actually hurting me right now and my fingers are kind of shaking, and I’m maybe a little too much invested in this and that is really bad because this is obviously the LAST story one should get invested with the characters in it because they ALL FUCKING DIE and WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.

Because, okay, I knew Walder was going to pull something and I kind of worried that it was going to be an assassination attempt but even though I really REALLY ought to know better by now I still convinced myself it was just going to be something humiliating re: Roslin and not a fucking massacre, because JESUS, WALDER, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE TO A JILTING, YOU FUCKING WEEPING PUSTULE.

And even if there was an assassination attempt, I convinced myself, surely Robb would survive it. Or even if Robb didn’t survive it, surely Catelyn would survive it, because that is what she does, she survives, right? Martin can’t kill off Catelyn, right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I would *headdesk*, but that doesn’t seem like a proportional response either.

Of course, this wasn’t actually about the jilting per se, I don’t think. This was about that gangrenous ass-licking dicknozzle Walder using the jilting as an excuse to throw in with the Lannisters. Not that that makes it any better; it makes it worse, in fact. Although I’m a little puzzled that Pink Cloak Dude (who I feel like I’m supposed to know who that is but I am drawing a total blank) mentioned Jaime Lannister specifically, because isn’t Jaime still blundering around the countryside with Brienne? When would he have made a let’s all be traitors together agreement with Walder Fuckface Frey?

Well, whatever. Ugh, this is all just so sad and ugly and terrible.

Holy shit, Catelyn and Robb are dead. I can’t even fucking believe it. Jesus, when I decided to root for the Starks that was like the worst decision ever.

…Oh my God, and Arya is about to walk in on this shit. There is not enough vodka in the world.

Shit.

*goes to get another

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Oh wow, that was a little startling.  In a weird aside, I'm one of those people who's frequently told I look like a bunch of different actresses, some of whom don't even resemble each other, so I've just sort of learned to roll with it and say "Oh, right.  I guess I can see that" when in reality? No.  I don't personally see it.  

 

So when you said:  

 

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I just noticed but your commentary on the chapters reminds me so much of Leigh Butler's

 

I just assumed it was going to be the same sort of experience, only via the written word.  

 

But the all caps response to the Red Wedding, "How is that a fucking proportional response to a fucking jilting, you fucking weeping pustule!"  sounds so much like me I actually wondered for a second, "Is there any chance we're related?  Nah.  No way.  For one thing, I don't drink Vodka.  Often. " 

 

Thanks for the link even if it was strangely surreal :-)  I wonder if there are just huge crops of relatively small, extremely-profane-when-agitated, reactionary brunettes out there?   We could form a verbose sorority and rant together.  

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Compare and contrast

 

Shimpy's reaction to Lady Stoneheart (page 46 of this thread):

 

  On 10/31/2015 at 1:02 AM, stillshimpy said:

Not currently reading anything above this. My husband is a happy hour with coworkers and I powered through the end of the book in two hours figuring, "I'll read it now. Process. Comment tomorrow."

SO MUCH FOR THAT.

Good GOD DAMN, people!!! CAT is a Zomboni??? Hanging out with the Brotherhood and enacting fucking vengeance on the Freys from the woods where Arya's wolf left her dead body????

WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE THAT OUT? It's a little bit fucking important!!!

Holy shit and she can't talk? Is she a Wight? Did they bring her back using the Lord of Light??? Who....could really use a good cosmetic surgeon, by the fucking way.

Thoros brought Lady Catelyn Stark back from the dead? That better be the deal because if she is a god damn Zomboni I am going to PEE THE FLOOR IN PROTEST.

What the fuckity fuck fuck fuck, SHOW?

 

Twins separated at birth I think, lol

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Indeed, even the reaction to Ramsay is pretty similar - of course, Shimpy already sorta knew what to expect from the series -, I particularly like Leigh's comments à propos making boots out of human skin:

 

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Ben Bones, who liked the dogs better than their master, had told Reek they were all named after peasant girls Ramsay had hunted, raped, and killed back when he’d still been a bastard, running with the first Reek. “The ones who give him good sport, anywise. The ones who weep and beg and won’t run don’t get to come back as bitches.”

 

The really sick thing is, I bet Ramsay thinks he’s honoring them in that way. I’m getting to the point where I would pay actual money for someone to kill this character in some extraordinarily painful way.

 

    Ramsay’s face darkened. “If I cut off her teats and feed them to my girls, will she abide me then? Will she abide me if I strip off her skin to make myself a pair of boots?”

SERIOUSLY, CASH MONEY.

 

Also, the thoughts about Arya and the Faceless Men in AFfC:

 

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Wow, I never thought a character’s happiness would make me so sad, but there you are. When your basis for feeling good is hey I’m being indoctrinated into a crazy death cult but they totally feed me and don’t beat me up!, well. I kind of have to cry about that a little.

Still, I suppose on the very very comparative scale we’re apparently using these days, Arya’s life has taken a turn for the better. Which, okay, I guess, but damn if this entire thing doesn’t give me a severely acute case of the screaming meemies.

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It is somewhat unsettling to know that I have mental twin to that extent.   So much for my snowflake status then!  I'd peeved, or vexed or something uncharacteristically restrained, except, how can I be?   Clearly she's a delight.  *nimbly ducks all projectiles, rotten fruit and the occasional chair* 

 

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I haven't read that Arianne sample chapter so I clearly need to get on it. I take it it's relatively short? And I will definitely probably rewatch the series with you guys but I've only been able to rewatch season 4 in its entirety one time and I can't imagine I will be able to do season 5 at all, mostly because I have elected to not purchase the BluRay as I'm pretty sure I would just end up breaking it lol

 

It's comparatively incredibly short, actually.  Really took me off-guard.  I was all ready to settle in for the long haul and there was no long about it. 

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I finished Theon's chapter too and it's also very brief.  These are more teasers than chapters Winds of Winter

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Yeah the chapters you've read so far are ones that were originally in ADWD but got moved.

I think Asha wants to make sure Theon

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Also I was combing through old posts yesterday and this is relevant now:

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I did finish the prologue, Mya. Wow. That's about a zillions time creepier than anything that happened in the show. Holy crap. Poor Cressen. I guess my hope that I'd like book Stannis is completely in vain.

Hehe and since I brought that up I'll bring your mental twin up to to make a point:
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*wince* Well, that about sums that up, doesn’t it. I’m about 95% sure that we never actually met Stannis in AGOT, and I’m made more sure by how I’m convinced I would have remembered meeting someone so fundamentally unpleasant. And you know, for someone’s unpleasantness to stand out in this crowd makes you pretty darn unpleasant, you guys. The way he treated Cressen was just nine kinds of shitty. The guy practically raised you, and you can’t show even the smallest bit of compassion, dude? Yuck. What a dick.

It's pretty meta that Stannis gives everyone even the readers a really bad first impression.

I've met plenty of Stannis fans but I don't think I've met one that liked him from the prologue.

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I'm a Stannis fan and I definitely did not get the best first impression from him either. ;)

 

It probably wasn't until he got to the wall that I started to have more of an appreciation for him.

 

Okay, just read that Arianne chapter:

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I can see why that chapter was moved, because it is definitely the start of a new plot that would have felt awkward at the end of Dance. Still could use some editing. If we are going to anticipate more of this "I'm on my way to x to get this next plot going" from most of our POV characters, nothing is actually going to start happening in Winds until about 1/3 of the way through.

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And I just read the Theon chapter too.

 

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This chapter also contains the nicest thing that

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