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Ralph: "At some point in the future, Grace wakes up, she becomes her own full fledged Cicada.  She travels back in time.  She kills her uncle with his own dagger.  What happens to all the metas that Dwyer killed?  Do they get unkilled?  What about all the metas that Grace killed in the future?  What did she kill them with?  And most importantly, what happens in the timeline where Grace never killed Dwyer?  Something doesn't add up."

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Barry: "What are we gonna do?"
Ralph: "Reach in, lose our powers, destroy the dagger, stop Cicada from Supergirl-ing away, then regroup  for the emotional fallout."

(Most of that didn't happen though!)

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Joe: You notice there ain't nobody here to clean up?

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Cecille: That's right. I may be small, but I can bench press my body weight. 

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Cisco: Showing up to a date in the STAR Labs van? Not a good look.

Cecille: I can give you a ride.

Cisco: And look like my mom dropped me off? No thanks.

Cecille: Even better. You can walk.

Cisco: Yes, I'll take that ride, thank you.

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Barry: "People file police reports for stolen trash?"
Iris: "Yeah, well, you know, not everything here is garbage."

Cisco[in full hazmat suit]: "Everything here is GARBAGE!"

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On 10/10/2019 at 1:11 PM, Trini said:

Barry: "People file police reports for stolen trash?"
Iris: "Yeah, well, you know, not everything here is garbage."

Cisco[in full hazmat suit]: "Everything here is GARBAGE!"

And what was really funny was Killer Frost repeating Cisco's line at the art show!

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Not much going on for Cisco in 6.03, but I did laugh at this exchange about the previous Wells' arcs:

Cisco: "Newsflash, Nash. We've actually done this dance before. ... It usually starts off rocky, especially between you and me, but eventually we bond and you learn to embrace that sensitive side. So why don't you just drop the act, and show me that warm, compassionate, smart guy that i know you to be."
Nash: "Let me ask you a question - do I look like I want to hold hands?"

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Ralph: Do you expect me to talk?

Villain: No, Mr. Dibney, I expect you to die. 

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Ralph: Oh, come on. That is literally from Goldfinger!

Lady: Five million dollars.

Barry: Five million dollars and one. Dollar. Price Is Right rules.

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Killer Frost: "Ignore him - it's his first crossover."

Cisco: "New name, new suit, guess no one is consulting me anymore, huh?"

Barry [to Iris]: "I may be the one with superpowers, but your intelligence, your resourcefulness, your heart; that's your superpower..."

"When I put this ring on your finger, I promised I'd always come running home to you. And if we're apart, for however long, know that wherever I go, I will be running home to you."

Black Lightning: "I don't think Henry or Alvin raised any quitters, so, we should honor their memory and rage against the dying of the light."
Barry: "Dylan Thomas."
Black Lightning: "Well, all right then, Flash!"

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From 6.08:

Iris: "Our love story never ends, Barry. Not even with Crisis."
Barry: "Iris, it's inevitable."
Iris: "Maybe. But whether you vanish or... worse, I am gonna be there with you. I'm gonna be right there with you to the very end, okay? Because the only thing more inevitable than crisis, is us."

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6.10:

Diggle: "Life's a marathon, not a sprint, Barry. Slow down and enjoy it."

(Aww, Diggle/Barry heart-to-heart and running puns. ::sniff::)

Iris: "So are you also thinking that tonight maybe we just take it easy?"
Barry: "Great minds,"
Iris: "Beautiful minds."

(I'm glad we've got actors who can sell these cheesy lines!)

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Sue: "My parents sent me to Kyoto for a summer. Trained with a blind sensei. Taught me everything I know."
Ralph: "Really?"
Sue: "No. I trained with a guy named frank at a YMCA."

Ralph: "I was brutally experimented on by a covert organization for years. They forced me to consume rubber-based polymer compounds."
Sue: "Seriously?!"
Ralph: "No. I rode a bus!"

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Barry: Great. He can fly now.

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Barry: Since when is there a train here?!!

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Nash: Ralph is your life coach?

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Frost: We all put Barry's life in danger - me, Cisco, Ralph. Even that janitor who put too much wax on the floor.

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Barry: Get the hell up and run, Grodd, run!

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Ralph: "I need a hacker who can set up a net to help catch her, someone who can monitor the security feed, somebody who speaks bandwidth and knows binary."
Cisco: "mmm- I'm not sure you know how hacking works."
Ralph: "Please. I seen 'You've Got Mail' several times."

Cisco: "Ew ew ew! What is that? ... I think I just lost my appetite!" ::takes another bite of waffle::

 

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In the middle of his 'Iris isn't Iris' clues rant:
Barry: "... She made incredible pancakes!"
Cecile: *laughs*
Barry: "Cecile, trust me, Iris can't make pancakes."

 

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Iris: "Barry, no matter what worlds try to keep us apart, I will always be with you."

Barry: "Someone just reminded me that we're no good to the people we love, if we can't find the strength to move forward, forgive ourselves."
Hartley: "Thanks, Oprah."

Hartley: "I didn't save you so we could chat!"

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3 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Can I quote the gag real? I'm gonna quote the gag reel.

Barry: You guys always lock me in here! This is so f***ed up! Every time I kind of f*** up you just put me in the box!

😂  I just can't remember which episode this might have been for; was he even in the pipeline this past season?

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2 hours ago, bettername2come said:

It was season 6. Did they lock him up when he thought Iris was fake when she kicked him out?

Yes, that's it! It was 6.17, "Liberation"; after they thought he was a mirror-clone.

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Iris: "Usually we have to kiss first to make the ground shake."  😏

Iris: "... We're Barry and Iris. It's the strongest superpower there is."

Cheesy, but I think they worked here.

Also, not really the line, but Cisco calling Chester "Runkadelic" was funny!

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From 7.18:

Jay Garrick: "This is a rare pleasure, ma'am. And if I may, you look a whole lot like someone very close to me."

SF Nora: "I get that a lot."


Reverse Flash: "What did you do? I created you. I taught you everything you know. Everything you are is because of me! What did you do?!"

Flash: "I got faster. Didn't you?"


Barry: "Bart, that was crash!"

Bart: "No no, just, No."


Cisco: "My fellow earthlings, today, we are here to witness the greatest sequel since Empire Strikes Back, as Barry and Iris renew their vows, and lend new meaning to the term 'relationship goals'."

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Joe: Barry, why is there a supervillain in my living room?
Damien: Thanks. 

Damien: I'm no hero, Barry. I'm just a dad. 

Barry: Only a sociopath would react to something so small with that kind of rage. 

Barry: If you won't stop hating me, what happens after I save your life?
Eobard: I continue my life's work. Finding new ways to kill you.

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Iris: "Barry, what did you do this time?"

 

LOL! But to be fair to Barry, other speedsters routinely screw with the timeline too.

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