S06.E09: Escaping with Joy

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Redd’s family fights to keep him home; Brittney demands Andy pay up; Louie’s surprise backfires.

Original air date 2023.11.10

If Redd doesn't leave with Joynomi, how will he get a quality tongue workout?

Brittney wants her $700!  Andy wants sex! I sense they will both be disappointed. Andy's reaction:

That is, if he cannot find innocent laundry to attack.

Louie must assume that either his mother or Melissa has a sense of humor.  If so, there's the backfire. 

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Melissa is such a pill.  I hope she does dump him just so he has a chance for a happy life.

[Elizzikra]

Why would Melissa expect Louis to know how to do much of anything, as long as he has been in prison and as young as he was when he went in? It's not a huge surprise that he doesn't know how to use mobile banking. I'm also not surprised that he bought a car - he has to get around and I'm sure he doesn't want to rely on Donna. And she would be "happy" if he moved out of Donna's house - why? That's a waste of money when he is just out of prison. She was so dismissive of his long work hours. I give him all the credit in the world for getting a job at all. 

I know Louis is no saint, but Melissa is a whiny, immature bitch. I can't stand her.

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Also when he asked her what kind of fish she likes, how else is he supposed to find out?  Ask Siri?

[Elizzikra]

9 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Also when he asked her what kind of fish she likes, how else is he supposed to find out?  Ask Siri?

At least she can’t complain that he never calls… 

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I would think working 50 hours a week in a hot kitchen and living with Warden Mom would keep him out of trouble which Melissa would want.  If she thinks dropping $5k on a car is a lot (does she know what new cars cost?) how much does she think rent in Florida would be?  Plus if he is supposedly moving to NJ soon why rent an apartment in Florida?  None of it makes sense.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

46 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I would think working 50 hours a week in a hot kitchen and living with Warden Mom would keep him out of trouble which Melissa would want.  If she thinks dropping $5k on a car is a lot (does she know what new cars cost?) how much does she think rent in Florida would be?  Plus if he is supposedly moving to NJ soon why rent an apartment in Florida?  None of it makes sense.

The only reason I would be concerned about Louie working at the Pizza parlor is that he used to use heavily while working there.  But given how concerned his friend that owns the place is that Louie stay sober and how much he clearly likes him and feels bad that he did not intervene in the past, it seems like a good place for Louie. 

Melissa is another non-con that expects her con to get an executive position at a fortune 500 because being in prison for ten years really opens doors.  She also wants him trapped somewhere so that he never meets or talks to anyone but her.  She wants us all to think she is hot and desired by many men; after all she proudly traded sex for dental work.  🙄 But  she is so insecure that she needs a man that she can lock away so no one "steals" him from her. 

Maybe Melissa should hook up with Andy.  Sure, she'd rather have someone she sees as so desirable that all the women want him.  Andy is definitely not that.  She could be secure in the fact that no one ever will want to steal him away. His personality guarantees that.  

[Elizzikra]

8 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

after all she proudly traded sex for dental work.  

To be fair, I think she traded sex with her sister for dental work; wasn’t it the sister who was dating the dentist.

Louis is lucky to be able to get a job. Someone with his record would struggle. And to work such long hours is a bonus. I may be naive but I think he’s really trying and Melissa is just dead weight around his neck. He should cut ties with that anchor and move on with his life.

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Even putting aside his prison stint and lack of resume there are not many jobs Louie can get until the teeth are fixed.  He can’t be in a public-facing job which is why he is a cook.  He can’t be in a professional setting as people will correctly guess meth use.  I think Melissa wants him in a “fancy” job because she is embarrassed to tell her friends that he works in a pizzeria.  Also she attempts to micromanage his life but then gets irritated when he checks in with her?  He knows she will scream if she disagrees with any minor decision he makes.

[Elizzikra]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Even putting aside his prison stint and lack of resume there are not many jobs Louie can get until the teeth are fixed.  He can’t be in a public-facing job which is why he is a cook.  He can’t be in a professional setting as people will correctly guess meth use.  I think Melissa wants him in a “fancy” job because she is embarrassed to tell her friends that he works in a pizzeria.  Also she attempts to micromanage his life but then gets irritated when he checks in with her?  He knows she will scream if she disagrees with any minor decision he makes.

He’s gottta be happier with her in Jersey and him in Florida.

[JenE4]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Even putting aside his prison stint and lack of resume there are not many jobs Louie can get until the teeth are fixed.  He can’t be in a public-facing job which is why he is a cook.  He can’t be in a professional setting as people will correctly guess meth use.  I think Melissa wants him in a “fancy” job because she is embarrassed to tell her friends that he works in a pizzeria.  Also she attempts to micromanage his life but then gets irritated when he checks in with her?  He knows she will scream if she disagrees with any minor decision he makes.

Melissa wasn’t embarrassed that he was in prison. I doubt the pizzeria job is a dealbreaker.

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8 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Melissa wasn’t embarrassed that he was in prison. I doubt the pizzeria job is a dealbreaker.

But now that he’s out I doubt she will mention where he was when they started dating.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hey now, Louie was "in college".  She wants to pretend he's a mobster. 

[Elizzikra]

3 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Hey now, Louie was "in college".  She wants to pretend he's a mobster. 

He'll always be "Louis from Lakeland!"