janestclair

Wow, this is really tough. I thought I was going to pick the Mars face from Space but that's at least a semi-interesting wtf idea in a completely boring episode. Whereas I think Vance from Miracle Man and Parker from Shapes (really, a werewolf?) are totally boring, so I'm picking them first. I'm shocked.

Voting for villains sounds like a good plan to me. Should be interesting.

What she said...that's what I'm thinking.

LOVE Mrs. Paddock.

Oh wow, is this hard. Bad Blood is definitely number one. After that, who knows. How about one big tie for second, with no particular order other than this is the order I thought of them: Small Potatoes Ice WotC Field Trip Beyond the Sea Monday Je Souihate CBFR Pusher Except that leaves out DHDV, Paper Hearts, Leonard Betts, Squeeze, and Darkness Falls. Crap. And Tithonous. I literally have no idea how to rank these.

I cosign this post 100%, Mulder is adorkable. And Scully is a saint for only shooting him in the shoulder. He was a royal pain in the ass. Number 4 cracked me up. Is it sad or admirable that I (and probably all of us know immediately what episode all the images/gifs are from?

They definitely should've been trying to solve the mystery of the horny beast in this one. But you forgot the cloven hooves. ;) We have NJ history as part of the 4th grade curriculum (or did when I was in 4th grade ages ago) and I did a report on the Jersey Devil instead of anything actually historical or based in reality. Was I destined to be an X-Phile? Haha. And the better X-File definitely Scully's date outfit. The vest at the birthday party wasn't awful, but that blouse was a crime against fashion.

Bad Blood by a mile. Then Small Potatoes. The rest of the top ten is all one giant cluster. I don't think I could rate them past that.

Pusher CBFR

Detour, even though I love you, you're the first to go. And I'm having a tough time choosing between Pusher and Beyond the Sea, but I think I'm gonna go with Pusher. Beyond the Sea gets extra points for being that awesome in the first season, so I can't vote it out yet. Yeah. Ask me again in 10 minutes and I might change my vote.

That's why I picked it too. Pretty much. Because how else can you possibly choose from such fantastic episodes? Eenie meenie...?

Darkness Falls and Paper Hearts being gone makes me sadder than it should. But my beloved Ice hangs on for another round. Jose Chung Memento Mori

Aside from the fact that Scully misses all the action fiddling with her seatbelt (because those are tricky) and then being locked out of the office when shit is getting real, it's not a terrible episode. It had some good quotes. "I have a standing in line at the DMV sized headache. Mine's more IRS sized." "Howard Graves is very dead." "It's a big bell, with a big crack, and you have to wait in a long line." is my personal favorite.

My mind was blown when I figured out that Kevin was the same kid in the Calusari, just with dark hair.

Jose Chung One Breath Memento Mori Ice better not go out this soon.

Jose Chung Wetwired How the Ghosts Stole Christmas The loss of all the episodes in this round is painful. Especially Field Trip. Boo.

Jose Chung Wetwired How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

Syzygy Jose Chung's Wetwired Anasazi...I guess Monday really does sting.

I'm sad DHDV is gone so soon. This is super hard to do. Irresistible Syzygy Jose Chung Wetwired

Goldberg Variation Irresistible Redux II Syzygy That was pretty damn hard to do.

The End Millennium Requiem X-Cops Goldberg Variation

Alone Per Manum Existence The Truth Millennium

Kill it with fire! Oh wait...that didn't work, did it? Off the top of my head, Humbug, WotC, Folie a Deux, triangle, Tooms and Our Town.

Same. Minus Chinga of course.

Ugh, beer. Actually, I hate the taste of most alcohol aside from wine, which is kind of a shame. I read somewhere that it's a bitter thing having to do with a gene, but I love other bitter foods, like coffee and brussel sprouts, so who knows. Mayo makes me want to vomit. Even typing the word gives me the heebies. Fage 2% yogurt with cherries is like eating mascarpone or cheesecake or something. The cherry variety is very desserty, in my opinion. But then again, I would eat Fage plain by the bucketful.