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Where did Ava get the poison, since she's confined to her apartment? Did she buy it on Amazon.com? They should give Ben back to Britt, since Lante and Grandma don't care where he is.

He could crowdfund from this group. I'll bet he'd have a huge chunk of change at the end of one day. Seriously, how much does one bullet cost?

General Hospital Happenings has a photo of "Levi" posing with JJY, saying he's the son of someone he can't name. I thought Levi was Neenah/Silas' son, now I'm thinking Mac gets the booby prize. Son shoots father, rather than father (Sonny) shoots son (Dante).

Dear casual viewer, please keep up with the rest of the class because I'm tired of Anna having to do a recap of last week's storyline. It's as bad as the old, "put in a time-killer music montage so we don't have to write anything".

At least you get previews. They don't show them on the channel I get -- 16 seconds where they can add more commercials.

I was hoping the hostage situation was Levi's exit story. It's starting to look like they're going to keep him. Yuck.

Monica, because her eyes scare me. As a long time fan of "boring Mac", I am thrilled that he has made it so far. Mac rules!

Yeah, but there's always rejection. Please let Ron know nothing about organ rejection. (He probably knows plenty about ordinary rejection.)

Is that what they're calling it these days? I'm not up on the "cool" kids slang of the day.

Monica

Nik looked bloated and well past his "sell by" date. He didn't look this bad when Spencer was missing, but he does now that he got the mouthy little rugrat back. Coincidence?

Nedly

Sam and the manorexics -- all in one room.

Alexis needs to be with Jooolian.

That was Ryan that suicided. Kevin is still alive. <la la la la la I can't hear you>

Jooolian

Julian

Why is Olivia still (psychotically) mooning over Sonny? It took her all of one minute to get over Steve, her fiance, when he was hauled away.

Julian

Forget about the sloppy rewrite that makes Victor the big bad in the car crash. Forget about the Selma Diamond name, which rips off the "Night Court" 80's sitcom actress' name. (Stuck in the 80's much, Ron?) Forget about Snarly reminiscing about the bullet o' love (and the mention of Hot!Alcazar) Forget about Alexis (with principles!) giving Julian one for the road. What I need to know is...Did Carly forget her pants today?

Alexis Julian Dammit, I liked Patrick. I don't care what he did to Robin.

Alexis Julian

Alexis Julian

Julian Alexis

That "art" looked like something out of Walmart's "decorate your dorm for less" collection.