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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Next week looks fabulous. Fundamentalist Filipinos, Grangela spitting food into Michael’s mouth.....fantastic!
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Rachel, use some birth control!!
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Tarik, you are an idiot.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Tell that to Darcy. She wants to jump right into Happy Family Fantasyville.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    The kids are so much smarter than their parents.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Holy cow. Jesse laying it on thick.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Karine’s father love$ Paul.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    Pole is psychobabbling.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Jon, it doesn’t get any easier.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    Instant family. Yeah, not exactly what Jon expected.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Here we go. Reality bites.
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    oh geez. Way to waste money on a baby for the two week stay.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Ugh. Cannot stand Jesse.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m not convinced she’s an adult. That too.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    On second thought, not convinced that Melissa is a woman.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Umm, your right breast and your left breast. That’s all The sightseeing I need.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    She was too busy to text. Yeah, I believe it.
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    She’s a girl!
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    Chubby. Heh.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    I’ve put on my seatbelt because this is going to get even crazier.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Doing that would require a backbone and a tiny bit of self-respect, neither of which Darcy possesses.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    I think I might cross-stitch that on a pillow.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    The name Hazel probably went out of style because of the show “Hazel” starring Shirley Booth. Memba her?
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    She and Tyra Banks should hawk some sort of a product that covers fiveheads.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Jon can hand Lucy an extra toothbrush and a bottle of water. No muss, no fuss, no bother.
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