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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Tell Russ to bang a U turn and take you back to the airport ASAP.
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Maybe Russ’ mom can find his testicles that Pao locked up in the bathroom cabinet.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    In what universe would Jay being married ever work? Other than the polyamory one, I mean.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Are Libby and Andrei auditioning for Pillow Talk, what with sitting on the bed and talking to the camera?
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Geez, I’d love my daughter to grow up hearing how disrespectfully her father talks to his wife.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Anddrrreeeeiiii makes me sick. Couldnt they borrow a car seat from her sister?
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Colt and Larissa, a cautionary trainwreck.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    Great minds, Pepper.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Remember to cut it on the bias.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    Larissa needs to run, far away.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m tanned, rested and ready!
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    Amazing that Jordan was able to bag a moose with a bow and arrow. Gives next season’s contestants something to think about. Don't tell me that what’s-her-name mistakenly sets her shelter on fire again next week. Oy vey!
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Tiffany, Ronald doesn’t give a shit about you. It’s all about the good times and his friends.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    Laura, the boy needs his mom! I mean your son needs his mom.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Is risk another word for insane?
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Wait, what? Is that Deaven at Ronald’s party?
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    Ronald is getting a different kind of massage.
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    What will it take for Tiffany to have an epiphany?
  19. Auntie Anxiety
     Yes. We really, really love you. And like you. Babe.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    I know I repeat this a lot here, but that sort of reasoning requires having a brain.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Sumit leaves his job to spend more time with Jenny? Wonder what Plan B was.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    I just spent two nights in a not great hotel. It did have hot water, however.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    One word, Laura. Yes.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    I’d never leave my dog for a sketchy husband.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    There doesn’t appear to be anything behind that slack-jawed vacate stare.
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