TheFinalRose

His scar is so bad, especially in HD. The camera men needed to go full Ariana Grande on him and photograph him only from his good side.

How do we know if Peter ends up doing what he really wants or whatever he needs to do to stop Mamma Weber from drowning in her tears? There's a real difference Peter needs to make the decision for himself. I wonder if Madison gets to the end and then bolts before the FRC because she realizes Peter ain't anything like her father. I'm still trying to think what would make Chris Harrison look all stern faced and Peter take to his bed with the smelling salts?

I think those 23 year olds are perfect for him. He is a Mommy-dependent, indecisive goober. Gosh she'd be refreshing. But could she stomach saying all those stupid lines about her journey, how she knows the process works, and and how she knows her husband is in the room.

Because he got a lollipop for not flinching when the production medic pulled it off and he is still very excited.

Kelsey is sinking her chances with her fractured family life.

There was a rumor that Natasha works in television production somewhere and was a producer plant used to amp up the drama between the ladies in the house. The way they extricated her from the show with zero emotion between her and Peter makes me believe that a little more.

Wow is Madison naive. Peter has not shown himself to be any kind of a faith leader; she needs more of a Luke type who is more vocal and a leader (without the lying). Peter will disappoint her in the end.

I knew Peter was on the phone all the time with his Mommy!

Yes, Hannah's constant "I am a strong woman" mantra left me scratching my head. She was what, 24? 25? and the extent of her struggles had been briefly quitting pageants then eventually outlasting the other contestants in the Miss Alabama pageant to win. There were only a few strong woman that I've seen wander into the mansion: Kristina, who took a chance on a brighter future by making a conscious and scary decision to leave Russia and move to America, and Sarah, the girl with the missing/half arm on Sean Lowe's season who obviously just said "Fudge it. Yes, I'm disabled but I'm also a pretty girl and I'm going for it on national tv." Hannah was emotional and liked to express her feelings in a myriad of speeches and tears and abrupt departures 'tis all.

Like Hannah Brown, who cried and cancelled everything on her journey to love. I imagine Peter's dream life is to buy a home down the street from Mommy and Daddy in Westwood Village and just reenact his entire childhood. Can't run the risk of any latent abandonment issues in his wife ruining their kitchen dance parties.

She's always looked like Mary Kate/Ashley to me too.

Peter and Kelsey have been through so much already and come through the other side. "That's real life," quote Peter. DUDE. Someone opened the wrong champagne bottle. God help them if they have real life tragedy they'd shoot themselves.

Why do these girls have to cry for Peter to feel satisfied? He is insecure otherwise. There was nothing wrong with Hannah Anne's responses at the table. Her dress is very bridal.

Kelly is the only sane choice to be the Bachelorette from this group. I can just hear her voice overs: "I was lukewarm about taking this journey but when I met Peter in the hotel lobby I thought it was a sign and I joined the cast. By episode two, however, I realized it was a mistake. But I know this process works, so in Cleveland, I talked myself into staying for the travel opportunities and Instagram followers. Of course, I couldn't hide my disdain for the dweebie, wishy washy Peter, and he knew it. However, since I had been to Costa Rica before, I wanted to see if our next destination was somewhere I hadn't been, so I accepted his rose. As you all know, the more you see of Peter, the worse it gets so eventually my journey ended. But now I am here to find love, and I plan to attend all my cocktail parties, boot out the drama-makers, and go to five places I've never been before."

Kelly is so over him. She goes up in my esteem immediately.

That's it exactly! He is a kindergartner tattling.

Peter: Duh, I liked you on the date. Girl 1: Oh gosh, group dates are so hard! (Total time elapsed 20 seconds.) Peter: Come here. Kissing/hugging ensues for next five minutes. Peter: I see a future with you. Girl 2. Me too. (time elapsed 15 seconds. Peter: Come here. Kissing/hugging ensues for next five minutes. Girl 3: I'm scared, this is hard for me. Peter: I'm glad you're here. (time elapsed 10 seconds). Peter: Come here. Kissing/hugging ensues for next five minutes. BORING.

I'm sorry. The big gross stitches bandaid is not helping him wipe out his dweebie, wishy washy Momma's boy persona.

Apparently Alayah is a fan of the Reddit Bachelor site, which, if you haven't been there, makes Reality Steve look like a minor leaguer. All sorts of sources crawl out of the woodwork and post there in real time so it's possible that Victoria's embarrassing episode was reported as it happened. But it's equally possible that she heard it from a producer and blamed it on the internet instead?

I'm left scratching my head and wondering which one of these dingbats could drive Mamma Webber to tears and implore Peter to "bring her home?"

forget Bachelor. As a man in general. No spine. No independent thoughts. I'd be like Peter, you have no spine, and for that reason I'm out. Oh sorry, wrong show. He's making me respect Arie.

I'm loving the mutiny going on here.

Peter is so easily manipulated ... the producers must laugh their butts off planning the next scam to shake him up.

She looks completely embarrassed to be with Peter. Peter is such a goober when he dances....his Dad dancing is worse than Prince William's.

Did I just see Victoria throw a toddler temper tantrum in the backseat?