MollyB

The Professionals. 1966. and of course, The Magnificent Seven. 1960. Love me some Yul Brynner.

That we still go for the Harlequin Romance book covers depiction of the Heroine with the Heaving Bosoms. Excuse me while I puke.

I watched a video clip of wedding preview and there is no fucking way that she could wear that dress if she had radiation treatment (cause it burns the fuck out of your skin and discolors it) or a mastectomy. Hell, even a lumpectomy would be pushing it. And don't tell me she had reconstructive surgery, Show, and she's all better now. It wasn't that long ago. These things take time. Can't TIIC get anything right? Grrrrr!

Oh, yeah. There it is. My belly laugh for the day!

You mean he doesn't know what to do with wood? [double entendre intended.] No wonder he's boring.

Same thing that messes with all his relationships: Sharon. Or, rather, his sudden realization that Sharon is his soul mate and the two of them are destined for each other and their family is the most important thing in the whole universe and they should never be apart and he loves only her no matter what she has done while they were apart and nobody else and they are the happiest couple in the world. Which lasts right up to the trek to the altar where he dumps her because he found out she made googly eyes at someone while she and Nick were apart or some other (trivial) piece of dirt on her and he calls it off. And then he finds a new soulmate/eternal love and that lasts until he has another realization that Sharon is his soulmate and....well, you get the picture. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Double Christmas points for you, Boes. A brilliant visual image for me aaand includes Jack (who I assume is wearing a suit.) Bravo!! And Plus Points for you, Cupid. Brilliant and I didn't know that an eight ball had that many answers available.

Maybe that's why we haven't seen Victor. He's having a baby off screen......

Just another thing I have to break down to understand. Victoria's kids are preschool/elementary age right? [Unless Katie and Johnny got sorased and are in college now.] And Lily's kids are grown ass adults. And Victoria is older than Lily, I'm pretty sure. Maybe not a lot older, but still not in the same age group. This whole dynamic confuses me.

Ok. I need to break this down into little bitty pieces so I can understand. She has been planning this a long time but she doesn't bring her own weapon? [Is poison off the table in soaps? I get that cars are not an option since no one, with the exception of Delia, has died. See: Noah backing over Buttbiscuitbilly, Abby's mom's boyfriend and Cricket/Paul vs. Phylthy.] With regard to acquiring the weapon: are there no gun shows in WI? She may have been able to get a gun and not even have to register it. Also, I think I read that she has participated in sharp-shooting competitions. Does she not have her own gun? She could have brought it on the plane if she checked it in baggage. What kind of stupidity planned this murder hoping that a conveniently locked-in-a-safe gun would be available? How the fuck did she miss AA if she is a sharp-shooter? Oh, that's right, she wasn't using her own gun. Duh. Ok, I can see leaving the gun (instead of dropping it in one of what may be many iced-over rivers/lakes,) especially if you had gloves on. But not burning the gloves after and washing all over with bleach? Has she never watched an episode of Forensic Files? Ah, the kids these days. Technically, I think she can plead the fifth when testifying since the truth as to why she witnessed the event could put her in deep shit. Assuming she tells all the truth. This woman is dumb as a bag of hair.

Nope. But when has a little detail like that ever got in the way of GC Justice? Get a rope, boys.

This brings to my mind the time Nick (or somebody) was in jail and Victor, Sharon and about 20 other people came to see him-sometimes all together- and Sharon was showing him videos on her cell phone. The thing that made it a WTF moment for me was that the camera angle let us see the huge sign behind them listing the 400 things you may not do whilst visiting or have on your person and, yup, you guessed it. Phones or electronic devices of any sort were prohibited. So much for rules, Snowflakes.

I hope it's a mild case and with all that's been learned about covid in the last year he gets treated and well quickly. Hang in there, Peaches.

at the very least, he should be allowed only supervised visitation with any of his other children. The DD death story is why I stopped watching the show.

Nothing like a good visual with my morning coffee! You owe me a keyboard.

Ok, bite your tongue. Kyle is waaaaaay too young for her. Remember the muddy football he threw at her when he was starting grade school? She was old enough to be his mother then, ffs. She hasn't gotten any younger. And the only reason that the Summer/CroMagnonKyle/sister-brother story worked (kind of) was because that Kyle was so big and looked older. And, also, Phyl will fcuk anything/everything that will hold still long enough. My Jackinasuit has been through enough. Enough, I tell you! Phylthy had her chance. She blew it (=snicker=) with that disgusting relationship she had with Jack's brother. [who was also too young] Don't revisit semi-incesteous storylines ever again. Oh, and Summer is too dumb to see it even if Jack drew her a picture. rant over

I plan a lot of truckin' for the next few years. My last treatment is Jan 4. (was supposed to be the 31st but they cancelled a day because of trouble with the zapper that I don't even want to think/know/muse about.) Still not having much in the way of side effects. Had a very thankful Thanksgiving last night. You hang in there, too, Ohio, (did I mention I was born in Columbus?) and don't worry about the mindfog and other crap you're having now. As my mom said "this too shall pass."

Thanks for asking, Snaporaz! They are going very well I think. I'm on my fourth "zap" today. The Cancer Center is so well organized and they respect my claustraphobia (I can't ride in the back of a VW). I get zapped daily and my last treatment is Dec. 31. Ha! Goodbye 2020 and Cancer. What a year! Hope everyone is doing well and that you knocked the other big C back to 1917, Ohiosongbird.

Keep it coming, I love it!

I came up with "bacon dread" on an Urban Thesaurus site that was in a language I don't speak or read. And something about 'barnyard burger'. Sounds about right for Chelzz' creations. So down to earth.

Now that there is just funny. Thank you, for my morning laugh! Given what she knows about the two she already found (mom and sis) why would she even want to open that can of worms? And given the writers of this show, it would probably show that she and Devon are siblings! Bite your tongue!! Not with my Jackinasuit!

Stay positive, Ohio. Good health is coming your way. Can't keep a good Prevert down.

Maybe it belonged to Picasso. You know, his Blue Ink period.

How about Kevin? (dodges tomatoes and shoes). Really, wouldn't that just burn Chloe's biscuits? Specially if she's working with Gaspy on rival clothing lines. Or Chance? She'd probably have support from Jill and maybe get the Chancellor Mansion back. Just saying....

Jewel, my heart goes out to you. When you are that close to troubles it seems like nothing else exists. But there is a light at the end of the mess. You can start planning what you will contribute to your grandmother's vigil-your memories of her will still be with you always. You can find another job. Then you can deliver a message to that fuckupped dentist from MollyB: Light your dick on fire and stick it up your ass. Sideways.