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Back to Wednesday's Comey show... it was obvious to me that Meghan totally forgot to sharpen her filleting knife!

On a very shallow (hey! that's how i roll!) note, on Monday's show, all " she who is named too often in this forum" 's outfit needed was a red embroidered "TEXACO" patch.

Anyone recall a few seasons ago when they had 3940384340834344 week contest for a new THEME SONG? finally had a BIG WINNER.... played it for maybe 2 days and "POOF!!"?

she said "as Whoopi said ' Melania is a grown-ass woman" something like that. I loved Rosie, and was hoping they would do some View dissing, but i guess they are both too classy...

taking a side road from MM dissing (not that i don't despise her), can we talk about the newest "co-host" Greta Monahan? Let me preface by saying that I don't hate her at all and think she is probably a sweet person (i used to love her on Rachel Ray's old show). However, "lifestyle expert" is a "nebulous" title (copyright MM), and I often where people go to get that degree. I truly feel bad for Sara to have to squeal over every new (same) purse, pillow, bangle bracelet, skin cream, phone holder, pocket scarf that it trotted out. At least lately we are spared the Whoopster sneaking out to steal something... but honestly they shill the same products week after week and now TWICE a week???

Posters here have described MM's demeanor in the walkout as "gunning for bear". On yesterday's show she looked like she was going on a big game hunt right after the show. That outfit did NOT flatter!

Most professional actors study breathing techniques to get them through longer scenes (and other reasons). Maybe WG never did, or has not used them in a long time, or maybe her years of smoking contributed to the fact that when she reads from the teleprompter she sounds like an out-of-shape marathon runner stumbling to the finish line? (or perhaps her over the top bellowed intro simply leaves her out of breath?) She was particularly annoying on yesterdays show with her out of sync breathless renderings. As for her substantial weight gain after her Slim Fast firing, my theory is that, since she no longer got the product for free... she just stopped using it!

I was going to comment earlier this week that Miss Whoopi hadn't used her ridiculous sign off in a long long while and thought maybe the producers had put their foot down on it... until.... until... (My guess is that she fought with them over what she sees as her "brand" and sadly won.

I am thinking we might wanna change our pet name for her from "elsa" to"norma crosby"

oh, and i just remembered a "poem" i wrote a few years back.... twinkle,twinkle, faded star I was wondering where you are Just as I'd forgotten you OMIGOD you're on the VIEW!!!

Re: Thursday's show. WG, who apparently only knows one adjective to describe a celebrity, introduced Mo'nique as "the fabulous". No surprise there. HOWEVER... I noted that she did NOT use her equally overused phrase.... " Listen, we never get to see you enough. You have to come back anytime!"

re: megan's hair on Tuesday's show... I had a thought - "first there was the 'man bun'... now there is the 'mean bun' "

uh.... whoopi is ALWAYS stuck on what words to use....

As for their working hours, I recall that when Rosie O was on, she wanted them to change start tim from 9 to 8am so people would have more time to prep on hot topics. Miss Whoopi, big surprise. threw a major hissy fit and it has remained 9. I doubt anyone stays after the show (you can probably feel the wind from Whoopi as she dashes out of the building). They are given books and videos to watch in prep as homework and it's sorta easy to see who actually does it (again, Whoopi is the worst!!!!)

she also appears to have a bit of "dreadlock hair" around her mouth and i thought i noticed some overbleached blond hair on the whoopster's upper lip

I have a theory about yesterday's View Your Deal spots in every segment. They might have guessed that many or most viewers ff through those long commercials for the same tired old crap (how many infinity scarves bangle bracelets and monogrammed pillows do you need?). Thus tagging them on to each segment would likely have more viewers watching the shill. I hope it doesn't become a regular thing!

As for monday's show, allow me to address the dread-wearing elephant in the room. That first segment spun way out of control and went on forever without a PEEP from the "moderator". To be fair, she had probably exhausted her voice from the "welcome to the view" bellowing, but Sara was the only real moderator that day.

I wanted to point out the new generic "hot topic" coffee mugs and have 2 theories ...1,they couldn't manage to keep the old ones positioned well enough to obscure Jedediah's face; 2, this present lineup is way too shaky to print up a new batch (ok, maybe it's a combination of both)

has anyone noticed that since Jed's firing, that all of the view mugs on the table are positioned so as NOT to show her picture?

Am I the only one who was ecstatic that they ditched "view your deal" on Monday's show? How often can they breathlessly hawk that same old tired overpriced crap?

To paraphrase an old saying - "whoopi, jack of all voices, master of none"

When she says that, I can't help but think "Sure, like if you 'happen upon' a bloody car wreck!!!" Oh, wait, but that is this show....

this probably belongs on last weeks' thread, but it's semi whoopster related to this week's insanity. Paula was simply GREAT as moderator on Friday's show... she didn't have her mouth full of food, misread the prompter and giggle over the topic as if she couldn't be bothered. No tired old "voices", no eyerolling, no shouting "wekom back".Nor did she need to have the final word before going to break. Real class, as opposed to "really crass"

After watching yesterday's show, I came up with what i thought was a brilliant idea : Whoopi's diatribes would feature a closed-caption translation (to NORMAL English) of what she is trying to say. My idea was completely destroyed when i realized i that there is probably no one who could possibly translate her rants.

Whi;e I am never even mildly surprised at Whoopi's utter stupidity, her question about whether wheat was ever grown in biblical lands took it to completely new heights.