THIS. Thank you. My friends and I all came to the same conclusion.
Two other thoughts. One, I wish I'd been paid a nickel for every "yes ma'am" I heard. I know it's standard parlance in the south, but I'm used to hearing it from children to adults, not from a grown woman to a grown woman.
Two, I'm Jewish, and I probably would have stayed closeted about it if I were on the team. (I know Kelli (?) said she was married to a Jewish guy, but I don't feel as if religious diversity would have been welcomed on the team.)