AnnieBananie

It's been 15 years, and they've been through so much together. I truly enjoy watching them because they are like family. Here's hoping that Angelina's therapy is sticking. (it seems to be - she's like the anti-Jax Taylor.)

That was the highlight of the whole charter, for me! A >20k tip was an insult. Solene is a waste of space.

I would much rather have porn stars than kids (twenty-somethings), kids (actual children) or toxic dudes. These guys are fun.

What really put me over the top with Jax is that the character of his Finsta he calls "Frank Dremon" is actually "Frank Drebin" from The Naked Gun movies. He's so stupid he can't even get his fake name right! Zack eating Jax alive made my week. (Did he read him for filth? Is that what the kids say these days?)

Rainbeau seems to be the only compentent person on this boat, minus the captain. I feel like a hypocrite because I don't mind the porn stars, but the Instagram-style intros to the cast are driving me crazy! I am an old!

And then when someone criticized her on the last night, Barbie threw an EPIC temper tantrum and left to check into a five-star resort. Good times! Kyle did say they tried to have a post-boat relationship, but it didn't work out. Color me shocked.

Jax truly scares me.

WWHL was much more entertaining than the actual show, which is sad. They could not have telegraphed it more clearly that Cheffy would blow his top. Did he not know that there would be cameras? Has he never worked under pressure before? I'm over him.

I noticed that too, and appreciated how respectful the producers were of it (but I would have loved to have known what they considered an offering). Enjoyed the cooking between the car commercials and ad for visiting Canada.

And Bravo keeping him around is tacit approval of his shitty behavior and even shittier parenting. Also: my lord, Scheana and Lala are desperate for camera time.

I fell asleep during the second half - I just couldn't get invested in it. The chefs were out of luck if they couldn't speak French!

My favorite therapy joke, as someone who Venmos her therapist on the regular: Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change. Our resident lightbulb, Jax Taylor, is not interested in changing. If he were, he'd give up the phone, he'd stop rage-texting Brittany, and he'd grasp that his future is on the line.

All of this work does no one any favors. Brittany was so pretty before she had all the plastic surgery.

What a breath of fresh air without Jax there. I know they're all horrible people to different degrees, but I felt almost as relieved as Brittany was not to have to see him. I wonder if he's still getting paid by Bravo while being in rehab. You would think knowing his son is scared of him would be enough to spur him to get help, but... well, that's not enough.

Good shitty or bad shitty?