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Now they (Paul and Elena) are talking about her boobs and sex and I think I died a little inside.

It will be an HOH where they all have to answer questions about Paul. Or maybe they all have to get haircuts like Paul's. Or they get to listen to music but it's all music from Paul's band.

I fast forwarded thru most of this because I don't care, at all, about the main characters. I kind of like Mia and Not-Bryan and I'd like to know more about them. One of my least favorite tv tropes is the "character who is Not A Doctor easily performs life saving surgery under completely ridiculous circumstances and conditions". Why do we even need medical schools? Anybody can do it with just a little phone help. Mike did die, of course, but it was the Mist that killed him, not the surgery. I might watch to the end but not if the rest of the episodes are as skippable as this one. I mean it was a throwaway episode. The few minutes spent on the Bryan story were interesting but the rest didn't advance the story at all. Lots of shows have throwaway episodes but not usually the 5th episode in a limited run.

Good lord! Is she doing this on purpose, like maybe for kicks? Maybe it's clown day in the house? Actually she looks like a clown with a bad hangover. Also I believe one of those eyebrows is trying to self evict.

I'm a bit bored so random thoughts... What is the big deal about a hinky vote? Seriously. BB players these last few seasons get so bent out of shape about a stray vote. What difference does it make if Dom goes home 10-0 or 9-1? I swear if I was in the house I would throw hinky votes every week, just for fun. And I'd just sit back and watch them stew about it. Of course I would never be in the house because I would murder someone within days of entering the house. I would have murdered Paul a long time ago. Why do so many people (Josh especially) whine about "being disrespected". First of all - respect is earned. What have you done to earn respect? It's not just a BB house thing. Did Ramses actually do something to win the animosity from the house? Or do they dislike him because he's a non-alpha,gay, POC? I can barely remember Ramses is in the house. In fact I don't think I noticed him at first. I thought Josh was this year's token gay. (I know Christmas plays for both teams but she's hot so she gets a pass.)

I confess I'm not a good strategist. So tell me, who should Jess have put up? Assuming she wants to backdoor Paul, who should she have put up who could stay against Paul. Kevin? The dying princess? Bland Matt? I just suck at strategy. I would totally be that player who just puts up people I hate. Of course, I hate Paul so I'd put him up. There's one character trait that just makes me so very angry and that is smugness. Paul is so very smug. I actually would like to punch him (and I'm a pacifist - really).

I just got home so I want to take a minute to say something about Jillian - Damn that girl is dim! The entire time they were standing there Cody, Cameron, and (to a lesser extent) Dom, were studying the maze. Jillian? She was busy staring at all the shiny objects in her field of vision. I swear I could actually hear the crickets in her head. So Cameron has been sequestered for about a month. I hope he enjoyed his strange vacation. I've already forgotten him. It feels weird that I suddenly actually like Cody. I hate Jody but I'm now rooting for Cody to win. I'm sure he will say something transphobic or racist soon and I'll come to my senses. IRL I'm kind of a Cody (minus the transphobic stuff) so I kind of understand him.

Not quite two weeks and 5 of 8 teams have tapped. That's a failure no matter how you slice it. So I was thinking about the show this morning. Remember last night one of the Bairds (I think) mentioned his sleeping bag and pants were soaked because of the rapidly rising water? This is a legit emergency situation because, obviously, if you can't get dry you can't get warm out there. So, other that a bit f talking, we never actually saw them doing anything to rectify it, did we? I think they put a tarp down (exactly how many tarps do they have anyway?) but did they do anything to dry out the wet stuff. I assume they did but we never saw if. Did they really just put a tarp down and not actually, you know, move the shelter away from the water? That's one of my beefs with the show now, we aren't really seeing any surviving. Honestly, it seems like more of a fishing and griping show this time. I was also thinking about the inherent advantage Dave and Brooke have over the other teams. They can um, warm each other up, in ways the other teams are not likely to take advantage of. So to speak. I assume that also gives them a mental advantage of having the company of one of the people a person might be inclined to miss most, aka spouse.

I said to the cat "Is Julie wearing ........... jeans!?" The cat looked at me like I'd farted and said "Julie doesn't wear jeans you dope." I even showed him the video and he could not believe it. I am still not sure I believe it.

I would actually pay to see the look on his face. "America's nominee is {long drawn out pause while Paul looks around smugly} Paul!

I forget which Baird brother said something about how the wind just rips thru the shelter and brings in such cold air and I actually yelled "YOU HAVE NO WALLS" at the TV. After almost 2 weeks their shelter is still just a tarp. Even I, a devoted couch potato and back seat driver, know you need a sturdy shelter, WITH WALLS.

Same here. Once when I was young, my father had to miss my birthday for some kind of work trip. It was no big deal really and I'm sure he didn't lose any sleep over it BUT as a gift he brought me a book that I loved and still have. It was very special. Also didn't quitter brother already miss the kid's birthday? So what does he accomplish with quitting? He gets to go home empty-handed and still sorry?

I think the non-quitter brother (I can't be bothered to learn names this season) was extremely unhappy but holding it in. I'm afraid it will come rushing out at the next family gathering that includes alcohol. This moron, one assumes, knew when his daughter's birthday was so why did he go out there at all? Also non-quitter brother did the hike. He suffered thru that and for what? His quitter brother was "already checked out" when he got to camp. This season is a bust. Whoever had this idea needs to be fired. It used to be "must see TV". Not anymore. Even Brook and Dave are kind of boring now. I'm rooting for the wolf to win.

If Matt and Jessica are sweet on each other now what will happen when Cody wins the battle back? I mean, should I buy extra popcorn?

Oh man, I just sort of caught up and I took a look at the Sucks forum (Raven's Death Watch) referenced above, and it is my new favorite thing. I'm on an express train to hell. Come join me!

Are you kidding me!!! Root beer floats are a gift directly from God. Don't be comparing them to our nearly dead princess. :-) Correct me if I'm wrong (I know you will), I don't pay close attention to the broadcast shows, but I don't think Raven's brave battle against Death has made the broadcast shows. Am I right? If that's true then the casual viewers don't likely know about said Brave Battle Against Certain Death and Also Stairs. I'm certain she thinks all of America is rallying to her (deathbed) side when, in fact, many don't know (and many don't care.) And a few of us are assholes who mock Brave Princesses Facing Death. I'm going out for a root beer float now.

Damn kids - re-purposing old words to mean new things. They all should get jobs and haircuts and get the hell off my lawn!

I am one of Christmas' biggest fans but I think she needs to go home. I mean she needs to self-evict. I'm certain BB will offer her a spot in season 20 or 21. BB isn't completely run by morons, they have to know she'd draw fans. She can't win because she can't compete and she doesn't need to be here if she can't win. I don't think she's broke (she has a business and a book) and she's not a stupid kid who just wants to be in a showmance. One more thing: I'm an old, what is tea?

One morning recently she was fighting off a group of space aliens who tried to take over the house. She cared not a whit for her own life, only thinking of the poor innocents that she needed to save. She vanquished the aliens but was gravely wounded in the toe. After several hours of agony and surgery, she barely survived. In fact, I hear tell she actually died 5 times! She's so brave, don't you think she's brave.

Has there been some kind of confirmation from Jessica or someone who actually knows her, that her profession is Professional Whore? I see she's some sort of fancy concierge. That could mean anything. Since we don't know for sure maybe we should STOP SLUT-SHAMING THE WOMEN! I don't even like Jessica but every goddamn year we drag the women who get into showmances.

She was standing too close to Raven and caught her deadly disease and died.

But those babies need more toys!

I just had an idea for a great "curse". One night while everyone is asleep production confiscates all the makeup and fancy hair and body products. HGs are left with a bottle of generic shampoo and conditioner and some dial soap and some baby lotion. Those would be some fun feeds. Jessica just dropped. She needed this. Alex needs to win now.

Someone (Raven?) just said "Oh are we on live feed right now?" Why are they so stupid?

Hate to say it but Jessica is impressing me with this challenge. No bullshit, just a determined look on her face. I'm rooting for her. Unfortunately I don't think she's savvy enough to be HOH. But it would be fun to see everyone kissing up to her. One more time - SHUT UP PAUL. For the love of god, please just shut up. (I swear I would murder him if I had to be stuck with him.) Also, Cody helped himself with his Julie interview. He was pleasant and, dare I say it, witty. And I think he got a little choked up for some reason. Why do they keep switching back and forth to puppies for about 10 seconds each time. Is the guy who does that drunk?