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I would pay to know the real story regarding those “relationship wounds.” I wonder how many meals sweet friends have contributed to the Rod family since they have no electricity. The last time their power was out, someone dropped off pizzas for the Rods to eat.

Say the word ‘shit’?

We had a Goody’s in my KY hometown and it always looked like a messy teenager’s room. It was almost impossible to shop for anything specific because of the clutter.

That’s exactly why she’s there. My hatred for Jill knows no bounds.

Yeah, you’re right. She used “a mountain of bills” as part of her parent’s GoFundMe plea. Jill’s FB story shows a video of someone scanning a conference room full of women (and Timothy in a suit and tie) singing “His Eye Is On The Sparrow” with Jill directing them. You truly cannot make this shit up. I can’t believe that many women were willing to pay $250 for a retreat that basically lasts one day.

FB and IG Stories only last 24 hours, then it’s automatically deleted.

And obviously her parents don’t give 💩.

Shouldn’t Timothy be saving his money for, oh, I don’t know, maybe a house or apartment for he and his doomed girlfriend?

I cannot stand to hear that whiny voice Jill has: “Such a good husband.” She makes me want to 🤮.

It speaks to their maturity, which is Jr. High school level at best.

They must’ve received their monthly SNAP benefits aka food stamps this week since the meal included some fresh produce AND bacon, which is very pricey nowadays. Two trays of bacon wasn’t nearly enough when you consider that David ate one entire tray by himself. I wish I was kidding.

I must’ve been mistaken. I could’ve sworn she said soufflé. My mind must’ve thought she said soufflé, since that’s kind of what it resembled.

Yes. Yes, that was it. I gagged when she dipped into that mess, and I felt really bad for whichever waif has to clean the pan. Apparently Jill thinks recipes are sinful, because it’s obvious that she never, ever uses them. She wasted a helluva lot of good ingredients on that “egg soufflé drizzled with table cream.” She could’ve used a recipe and made delicious frittatas or quiche with those ingredients. And WTF is “table cream” anyway? I’ve never heard of such a thing!

If anyone is interested, Jill is cooking in her FB Stories (and probably IG Stories, as well). We all know that Jill can’t cook. Check it out.

Jax and Brittany: I still can’t believe she married him. Jax is just so 🤢. Brittany’s boobs are, ummm, something. 😳

I just watched. She loves the word “literally”, doesn’t she? 😏 Where’d all the money come from? Do his parents own a successful business/company?

You may be exactly right, because neither one of them would win any prizes in any category, but I think she could’ve done way better than Jax, who is not marriage material in any way, shape or form. I’ve been watching reruns of the show, and Brittany was tiny when she met Jax and she had the most beautiful skin. Her complexion was flawless. I didn’t realize that she had a boob job specifically for Jax. She’ll also need to have breast augmentation surgery because breastfeeding does a number on humongous udders, but she might as well wait until she’s done having kids. Speaking of which, I wonder when she’ll get pregnant again?

IMO the only reason Jax is still with Brittany is because of their child. Brittany knew that having Jax’s baby would keep him around, and she will threaten to take the child to KY permanently, if Jax wants a divorce. Jax is stuck.

Which will make Jax think that he’s un-canceled.

My 200-year-old home has been passed down through generations in my family. We found some diaries in the attic and many years ago, revivals and camp meetings were really social events. That’s where most male/female romantic relationships began.

The fundies abide by the “Spare the rod, spoil the child” tenet. I guarantee that corporal punishment is used on all fundie offspring (with the exception of Nurie. She was an angel who never did anything to warrant punishment.)

Unfortunately he probably is when the phone is in their pocket/pocketbook.

Facebook. The name on the FB account/page is: David Jill Noyes Rodrigues

Newie’s diaper is also either soaking wet or she has a huge cloth diaper on him, which is doubtful because I don’t think BME used cloth diapers. The Nathan Keller family is on the fast track to becoming just as bizarre and screwed up as the Rodrigues family. Fuck you, Jill, for destroying any chance of your 13 offspring having even a semi-normal life.

My thoughts exactly. Nemo was so rough with the baby, and I’ve never heard a child make that noise repeatedly, like Nemo was doing. I wonder if it’s because Nurie and Jill talk to him in that extremely high-pitched baby talk all the time? Or maybe he isn’t talked to at all unless someone has the phone and is recording it? They don’t have a TV, so the only voices he hears regularly are Nurie’s and Jill’s. (I say Jill because I have no doubt that Jill calls Nurie several times every day and Nurie probably puts her on speakerphone.) Yep.