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Aww, Mariah.

Homer: “Now I have to face stupid reality again!” Mr. Burns: “I don’t know what ‘phallocentric’ means, but no girls!”

Marge: “This is the worst thing you’ve ever done!” Homer: “You say that so much, it’s lost all meaning.” Homer: “The word ‘unblowupable’ gets thrown around a lot—“

Ros telecom was like the Moscow Superspreader Invitational. The coaches who wore masks left their noses uncovered (including the octogenarians Mishin and Moskvina) and took the masks off in the kiss-and-cry (having already hugged and kissed their skaters, who never wore masks at all). But I’m happy for Liza and Kolyada.

Homer: “He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”

Bradie Tennell is going to Tom Zakrajsek.

nuraman00 It’s from “The Dad Who Knew Too Little.”

“Je ne said qua”! Sunhee belongs on the ID channel.

Homer: “Lisa’s pet peeve is phonies? I thought she loved them!”

Silver for Jason!

Ten of the sixteen dance teams at 4CC are at Gadbois.

Ponomarenko’s parents “died” on the ice all the time. (Klimova was so nervous she couldn’t even watch C and P.)

Who chose that Golden Girls tunic for Alex Krasnozhon?

I hate to say it, but I’m getting tired of Papadakis and Cizeron—not that I prefer Sinitsina and Katsalapov. I like Stepanova and Bukin, and I’m glad that Fear and Gibson are moving up in the ranks. I’m kind of obsessed now with Zoe Jones and Christopher Boyadji, the UK pairs champs. He’s 29, she’s 40–a former singles skater who didn’t qualify for the Nagano Olympics because of injury. She had a hard fall in yesterday’s free skate but got right back up.

Of course Tara loves Alysa Liu, a little girl with jumps and energy, no visible nerves—and a quad. (Still bitter about the Nagano Olympics? Moi?) Gracie’s free skate and interview were disturbing. She didn’t look mentally or physically ready to be back at Nationals.

I telepathically ordered Mariah not to fuck up the free skate, and she obeyed me!

More irony.

“I’m just trying to figure out what else I could be doing.”

I am so sorry to hear this news about Maia Shibutani. I hope she has a quick and complete recovery.

Yes! They made the right choice!

Not sure who annoys me more, Elizabeth or Amber.

Deadwood marathon on HBO2, just started an hour ago!

Doug has gained weight since they’ve been exclusive.

“Adding sauce to the cake”?

You can’t get her walking “again” if she hasn’t been walking.