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It was made clear that Brennan will never know what it’s like to have a child and he responded with a very meaningful silence.

Ugh, it’s Vaughn isn’t it. I get that there are some international courts that would like to get their hands on him, but, like he just poisoned someone in Port Charles. Maybe they approved of him being extradited and will wait their turn to convict. Bank of Tracy is always the answer.

His hair did look voluminous and clean today though, which was kind of hilarious, like he finally had access to Elizabeth’s miracle haircare routine.

The text was so weird, like Lucky and Kristina were up to some shady shenanigans and not that Kristina had lost her keys and was desperate to overshare with Lucky. I do love JJs “please confide in anyone but me” reactions though.

For someone who carries around Jason’s memories like a detailed Wikipedia page, I can’t fathom why he’d ever do this to Lila. Even from the perspective of a sleazy politician, digging up the beloved town matriarch is such a terrible idea.

She was doing this before anyone knew she was knocked up. I remember a scene in the Q kitchen after the nanny cam footage was shown where she was gossiping with Brook Lynn and Chase over desserts.

Like geez, refer to him as “my father” or even his preferred pronouns every now and then. Poppa has become nails on a chalkboard because she repeats it a billion times per scene. Yuri was having so much fun! I keep on forgetting that Kristina is both Rocco’s and Danny/Scout’s aunt. Speaking of which, even Kristina, who I can’t stand, has better chemistry with Isaiah than Jordan. Now that Ava has delivered a promo worthy “Drew has it coming to him” speech, I think we’re finally getting to the whodunnit.

Lucky is more or less shacking up with Elizabeth at this point, so space would be freeing up. This will bring the most drama. Plus, Charlotte and Danny might be distantly related enough (Alexis and Valentin are cousins) to pair them up for the “I can’t believe you fell for my sister!” of it all.

Lucas was at a medical conference. The guy could have been a psychiatrist (could have, being the operative words.)

I’m just surprised Sasha didn’t burst into flames with all her indignation over Willow being unfaithful to Michael while Sasha is at a routine medical appointment to check on the development of the baby she adulterously conceived with Willow’s husband. “I didn’t break any marriage vows.” Sure, you didn’t, but Michael certainly did.

I think Ava mentioned her connections to the art world got her comped tickets. I also had zero sympathy for Kristina because she’s never expressed any interest in the arts or ballet and Avery would probably have more fun with her mother rather than her killjoy sister who always acts like she’s just eaten a lemon.

And in the context of the show, nobody will care that he died. They’ll exchange fruit baskets with the most likely suspect and then move on. How many unsolved murders are still lingering? Austin, Jagger, and Cyrus? Jason is the prime suspect in Cyrus’s murder yet is galavanting around Argentina.

How many lawyers does that make in Port Charles? 5? 7 if we count Molly and that one prosecutor who tries all the cases.

And Aiden was also dressed like a 50-something dad on his way to his kid’s recital.

They have a hard enough time remembering he’s on the show.