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Joimiaroxeu what is the forum you speak of? I'd love some backstage dirt.

Some of us might remember those Love in the Afternoon promos back in the 80s. That's all I could think about today. I'd post a link but I don't know how (I'm that old). The ONLY moment that might move the story ahead today was Michael's telling Lauren he's done with Victor. Victor autocorrected to Victor! Still won't let me use the G word for Victor!

Nikki hair! Finally, a good day. Diane, on the other hand...leave those waves behind girl. Lauren, there really is nothing else to say. She's been a lost cause since the 80s.

Am I missing something? I still don't understand Mariah's complication. It has to do with Ian. That's all I could get.

As I'm retired, I feel free to announce my newest favorite hobby: Every time Febreze gets let loose I'm going to have a celebratory drink. Only once in an episode? Ok. More than that? Now we have a party!

An American Pope!!! Who'd a thunk it?

I'd start a go fund me for Audra if: she clues Kyle and Clare in on what's what and then they do an act like Jack and Diane did recently. Make Victor believe that Audra and Kyle did the thing, that Clare found out, and that Victor got his wish. When Audra gets her $, Kyle and Clare join her in the new company and they all blow raspberries in Victor's face. Likelihood of success - low. But the staging and production values of their video proof could be fun. Deciding the where, maybe under one of the booth tables in Crimson Lights? Wardrobe, doesn't matter the season, tear away clothing is mandatory. How will Clare find out, maybe she loses an earring and gets down to look under the tables? The inevitable security cameras in CL could record the whole thing. And, Esther would be the confirming witness. She'd never know if it was real or not. And the Yelp reviews might take a jump up also for the entertainment, because it can't help but be better than Daniel's abortive guitar lessons. Just watching the Pope stuff and daydreaming ...

THIS is how you write a good soap.

Maybe Hope could be drafted from Forrester Creations to be the new Marchetti creative head. Get her away from the man/child crew over there and dump her into a whole new mess of men who don't know what the heck they're doing. Summer is going to catch the same thing that Cole got, or her plane is going to crash her on some isolated island for the next two years. Or, her commercial flight will have a layover in Newark and never be seen again.

FINALLY!!!! Nikki done got her hair did right. At least, from the front and left side that we've just seen.

Lola is in a new movie coming out, On Swift Horses. Better than being stuck in a kitchen, hmm?

Another thought- The vampire's portrait is in his office, not at home. Couldn't Jack do the same for his father? All we ever get are old B/W photos sitting around every once in a while.

Opportunity missed- when Diane asked Jack if there was anything that should be changed. Yeah, yeah, the portrait had a back story but Jack should have said he'd rather see a picture of dear old Dad there. Since nobody had ever seen the lady pic nobody would ever miss it. Stash it in the dining room or in the kitchen with Mrs. Martinez.

Hi Cricket, leave Danny out on the road someplace? Hi Heidi, need any more highlighter?

Big reveal of living room- instead of dark green on dark green now we have pink on aubergine. What is their love of the darkest possible wall colors? Any time someone wears a dark color the only way we'll be able to find them is if they perch on the couch.