Brooklynista

I tell you what, next time I'm in an argument with some skank I'm gonna be like "Bitch you look like you don't even know what kind of soap to use". I hope my boss doesn't get outta line tomorrow cuz I might toss that one at her. Thanks MariahLynn! Like everyone else I'm really sick of the Peter/Amina/Tara triangle. It's like we're waiting for Dylan to choose between Brenda and Kelly. Why don't these dumb bitches CHOOSE to stay away from HIM? They're both waiting on this clown to decide their fate. Good luck raising your daughters ladies.

I'm no animal lover. I really could care about the cute dog in the neighborhood that does tricks. I don't want to see the Super Bowl outfit you dressed your FiFi in. Pets just don't move me like that. BUT, thinking about the slow and painful deaths those animals must have suffered had me ready to spit nails. Did she starve them? Did they die because of the noxious combination of shit and piss in the house? Did she know they were dying? Could she just not be bothered? That is what I cannot stomach. That at some point in their suffering, she could have helped them.

Was it me? Or was Kim's husband a tad zesty? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but he did seem a touch...yeah.

I fear...nah, I know Amber is going to pay this man's child support arrears. That's her man and she has a point to prove. Right now she is in way too deep with him and she knows the cacophony of I TOLD YOU SO'S will be deafening if she backs out of this relationship now. She cant do it. I don't know what her bottom will be with this Matt dude, but back child support ain't it. She's going to pay what she can to show that she is all about loving her man and they are a team. Out of all the girls I have my money on Amber being the one with absolutely nothing to show for her Teen Mom "career". Then and only then will that barnacle Matt leave her life.

Just cause we aren't into it doesn't make it wrong either. His sisters went too far in shaming the man for something out of their comfort level.

I have a girlfriend who does this shit. She'll call and invite me out for drinks and show up with her 7yr old. Now the tone of the night has completely changed. Now I can't cuss? Now I can't talk about what freaky shit me and the mister got into? I would have been completely annoyed if I turned around and saw a flock of brats piling on the bus for what was sold to me as a couples trip. I don't want to have to tone down my behavior for your kids. That's what Disneyland is for. As inappropriate as these ladies can be, I'm surprised Kim didn't have the bus pull over on the side of the road while she dragged her kids off as she clutched her pearls.

I can't decide if the powers that be really want me to watch this. The lingering shots on the buckets of shit? Dog and bird skeletons? What kind of fresh hell is that?

Have I not been paying attention?? Corey with this salt and pepper beard??? Yesss!!! I would hoard the hell out of him.

Yes, Paul Mooney is a comedy legend who even wrote for Richard Pryor. I'm sure he could have helped Adonis with some pointers but really, why bother? If he wasn't funny at 20, what makes him think those teeth of his will be funny at 40? Wait...maybe the teeth ARE the punchline.

Not for nothing but if I had to go to a sober house to satisfy a judge or something, it would be Amber and Matts facility. You don't have to get out of bed until 10:30am or better. So that means group is at what? 12? Then maybe back to bed for the afternoon nap, I mean meditation. Amber will probably lead anger management sessions where she teaches you Krav Magra moves (is that still a thing?). Matt will...I don't know what the shit Matt does. And after you've completed making your bed with no sheets, there's bound to be a kegger to celebrate in the Sober kitchen. We already know that room is stocked w wine and vodka.

That's the kicker she doesn't get. No "great mom" would be with a man who wasn't a great dad to his own kids. That mom would feel some sort of compassion for the kids that man left behind. A "great mom" would certainly want a "great dad" by her side. Matt? He aint that.

Y'all are so late to my party. My hate for Tyler must have started when he made Catelynn produce phone records in maybe season 2. He thought Cate was calling some boyfriend she had when she was 12. 12!! And the guy lived in Florida FFS. No danger the girl was cheating. I mean damn! Tyler had gotten Cate pregnant, made her give the baby up for adoption and she was still sniffing behind his ass. You won asshole! That might have been when he discovered the game of keep away with Catelynn's engagement ring and started making her do tricks to prove she was worthy of him.

Here in nyc most of the comedy clubs make their money on the 2 drink minimum at damn near $80 a drink. Not sure how the comedians get paid. Perhaps a percentage on what's collected at the door?

I was thinking June's partner watched an episode of Skin Tight and saw what new fresh hell was coming her way and got the hell on.

And why would he take his girlfriend to the party?? Certainly she would be going around looking for him when she noticed him missing for more than a few minutes. A jock party is hardly the place for a clandestine affair. But then again, teenage boys tend to be dumb.

See, this is how intertwined and damn near incestuous this clan is. Why would Cate and Tyler even suggest that April and her new husband stay in a rental house (or any house) with the ex-con husband she divorced while he was in jail? Find some boundaries people! Its okay to put some distance between you.

I feel like I missed a season or something. When did Yandy become a super producer? Buying tracks and telling artists to come up with hot bars? I'm surprised she wasn't mixing levels at the board. Perhaps she was producing for Jim and that's why he fell off? I admit I'm not in the business but is that the natural progression? Manager to Producer?

Have we ever met Tyler's Best Woman before? Ashley? Was that her name? I don't recall seeing her at the stag party or on any other episodes. I would think a bestie like that would have made an appearance in the years we've known him. Have we ever met Tyler's Best Woman before? Ashley? Was that her name? I don't recall seeing her at the stag party or on any other episodes. I would think a bestie like that would have made an appearance in the years we've known him.

I was really offended by Tyler aiming to pick Catelynn up and struggling with it. He knew good and damn well she was out of his weight class and I'm sure it didn't help her self esteem to have all of the Americas see him damn near break his back to lift her. Not cute. Not cute at all.

Catelynn's makeupis really...harsh. Has she been a goth girl all this time and I just didn't notice?

I wish Catelyn was marrying someone else. A guy who treated her like SHE was the prize.

I wanna do "White Shit" with Cardi B. I love this girl. She just seems so nice. A straight clown, but nice. She means harm to nobody and she's a real breath of fresh air.

Have we ever seen hoard helpers playing keep away with dead rats before? That was new for me. Interesting way to pass the time while the hoarders sort thru their urine soaked possessions. Kevin's sister having a full on meltdown because Kevin liked a little strange in his life? Girl, bye. She's probably the type of wife that only gives it up on Wednesday and gets on top only on hubby's birthday. There's a whole lot of nasty out there girlfriend and some people love it. Get over yourself. Kevin had way bigger problems than the kind of kink he liked. She should have been more concerned about why the older sister was hoarding eyebrows. I thought she had caterpillars crawling on her face.

Ryan would only feel grief because Jen and Larry would give him hell if Maci changed the visiting schedule. Originally I though Ryan's detachment was due to Bentley being young and sometimes babies just aren't fun for some men. But like someone upthread stated, Bently is at the perfect age to be Ryan's little buddy. Every time we visit Ryan's parents house we see a garage full of new toys. Dirt bikes, ATVs, all kinds of shit. Maybe Rayn just doesn't want to share his toys.

I want to be excited for Catelyn and this marriage but unlike her I'll never get over how shitty Tyler has been throughout this relationship. The back and forth with the engagement, the hoops he always made her jump through for his affections and of course it all started with threatening to break up with her if she kept iCarly. They are not America's sweethearts. Catelyn is a sweetheart and Tyler is America's douchebag. I would have been ecstatic if Catelyn had walked down the aisle and unleashed hell on Tyler threw that bullshit ring at him and then partied like a rockstar at the reception. She'll spend this entire marriage trying to prove to him he made the right choice.