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Victor & Nikki gifted Cleve a horse....remember the good old days when the Newmans actually groomed and rode the horses ?? And had offices. And their friends had homes. And they traveled to other cities and countries. And the now invisible "help" served them meals at home so they did not need to patronize Sharon-the-murderess's coffee shop, or slurp from black soup bowls of caffeine from Abby's part-time hobby eatery. Obviously times are hard, money is tight in Soapdom or they would not be shilling for fans to buy the actor's fashions. Unfortunately, we have seen these designs. I personally prefer clothing with two sleeves, and skirts that cover my ass. YMMV.

So, that's what the kids are calling it these days ?? Meanwhile, still recovering from the loss of this site when it was infested with bugs, scorpions, and rabid coyotes...Never realized how much I enjoyed y'all's snark until it was .....GONE !!

Okay, Ian, "Newmans took your daughter"....CASSIE, who is NOT your daughter and do I not remember that you attempted to MARRY her at one point ?? Been watching this shite too long and my feeble brain has rotted.... In the order of which I do not give a fuck.... Cleve's job/clothes/love life Kyle's angst Jack & Diane [song or relationship] Billy's revenge Pterodactyl Phyllis Sharon's murder issues Dead Martin & his brother [I forgot his name....] Dead Heather and her whole fam damly Nate's search for waste-of-space-brother. Audra's job search Dumb Chance ♥️♥️and Dumber Summer Nikki and the Vampire The whole puppy puddle of the Newman spawn and grandspawn The Nu Raunch Ian and Jordan The Newlyweds Guess that leaves just Dominic and Mrs Martinez....we will be having cookies in the invisible kitchen...

Stopped fast forwarding long enough to drop a comment about Electra's adorable pink sweater. Soooo wrong for the office, but perfect for the 3rd date....

Unpopular opinion here, but I kinda enjoy Jordan and Ian's campy comic relief scenes. It's like like they know this is their last hurrah on a Soap and are having the time of their lives. Now that we know that Jordan has a knife and isn't afraid to wield it, it's just a matter of time til this pair of crazy seniors have an unhinged difference of opinion, Jordan stabs Ian, who then pulls out an antique derringer from his waistcoat and shoots her. They will perish arguing that the one who dies last, wins. As to what their grand plan is....I don't give a Flying Fig and doubt that the writers do either. Unless Heather's death involves Daisy, the current plot makes about as much sense as Reva Shane's clone "Dolly".

Fashionista Follies LA Edition Today The Bitch In A Box abandoned her WWE Championship Belt for a chic "Disapproving Mother of the Groom Black Lace Mourning the Wedding" dress. Carter wore classic black on black on black attire for an informal visit to Hope. His lovely companion wore a tastful less faux pleather outfit suitable for the Dominatrix role she has been cast in. Staff was tardy in bringing out the whips and feathers for the scene, but due to unavoidable budget issues......

Okay, Preverts...'splain it to me like I'm one of the FC airhead models.... Carter drew up an LLC that made him {Carter} in charge of Forrester Creations. That would mean that not Ridge, nor Eric, nor BitchInTheBox are in charge. That would mean that Ridge cannot fire Carter or ban him from the building. Carter remains COO and HFTF can immediately be reinstated with Hope in charge. Assumption being made that Carter has wit enough to file the LLC paperwork in a timely fashion with the appropriate entities. Soooo....why is Carter spending time debating anything with Ridge ?? Why is Carter behaving like a whipped puppy and letting Ridge "fire" the man in charge {Carter} ?? Why isn't Carter telling Ridge [and his evil spawn} to shut up - put up - and follow orders ?? Why is Hope acting so fearful and wimpy when she should be gleefully going back to work and pissing in Steffy's coffeepot ?? Well...maybe not the coffeepot thing, but , still....WTF is going on ?? 😕

@One Tough Cookie Phyllis's hair used to be a lot more "red", as was Lauren's. In fact, Phyllis had a Jabot perfume created for her..."Red". Back when she and Jack...well, it's complicated... And Lucy's secret "Scotty" ?? Lauren & her husband Scotty had a stolen son Scotty. Is this stolen son's son Scotty ?? More Soapy. More complicated.

Who Is this Griffith person, and what does he know about the backstory of the Y&R characters ?? Yeah, Ian is full of angst about Mariah, but that's really ancient history. That could be handled by simply screwing with/killing Sharon. An unrelated family need not be sacrificed for this. Dumb-Stupid-Waste of Film. Jordan has beef with the Newmans, of whom Sharon is NOT one [just ask TGVN]. Jordan got out of prison with an identity switch ?? Did Ian just ring up "Doppelgangers R Us" ?? Dumb-Stupid-Waste of Film. Daisy is really the only logical person to have reason to kill Heather, in order to have access to her daughter again. Oh. Sorry. Logic. Sense. Reasons. Continuity. Have the writers abandoned any attempt to make this shite make sense ?? Y'know, there are many year's worth of re-runs of Law and Order to watch instead of this....and THEY make sense. Used to listen to Soaps when they were 15 minute snippits on radio, then went to TV....now gone to crap...Munch and Ice T are more fun....Bye y'all.

What I want for Christmas....For it all to make sense. Ian might have some sads about not getting control of Mariah, but what does that have to do with Heather or Daniel ?? Just whacking Sharon would suffice. Jordan has no dog in that fight either. Prisons in Wisconsin give out recreational passes for felons who have homicidal plots to carry out ?? When is Sharon going to wake up and let us know it's all a faulty med issue/brain tumor ?? Still convinced Daisy is the only person, past or present, that has cause to harm Heather or Daniel, for keeping her child away from her. And ....really....another Philly coma ?? Will she revive in time to interrupt yet another Sharon/ Nick wedding ?? The New-Newman house gives me claustrophobia.

" Holy Office Wear, Batman !! " If I hear Steffy say, just one more time, " I had no choice", I may actually smash my TV screen.

I keep seeing a commercial for Turkish Airlines...don't want to move to Turkey, but I sure would like to live on one of those planes !!!! Everything is better on Turkish Airways...

Quick, while the funeral flowers are still fresh...make it a 2-fer. Yeah, that was tasteless...back to my cave now.

Made myself watch today [🤮] just to see if the killer was lurking in the shrubbery at the funeral, or was disguised as a server at the "memorial". No luck. No Daisy. 45 minutes wasted. And where were the bluebonnets for Daniel, to commemorate Heather's love for that flower ?? All he got was a stinkin' white rose. Summer had one job.... Again, is there no Starbucks in this hick town ?? Don't the hotel restaurants serve coffee ?? Everyone is living in a hotel anyway. No, gotta go to Crimson Lights to poke the bear...