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What I want for Christmas....For it all to make sense. Ian might have some sads about not getting control of Mariah, but what does that have to do with Heather or Daniel ?? Just whacking Sharon would suffice. Jordan has no dog in that fight either. Prisons in Wisconsin give out recreational passes for felons who have homicidal plots to carry out ?? When is Sharon going to wake up and let us know it's all a faulty med issue/brain tumor ?? Still convinced Daisy is the only person, past or present, that has cause to harm Heather or Daniel, for keeping her child away from her. And ....really....another Philly coma ?? Will she revive in time to interrupt yet another Sharon/ Nick wedding ?? The New-Newman house gives me claustrophobia.

" Holy Office Wear, Batman !! " If I hear Steffy say, just one more time, " I had no choice", I may actually smash my TV screen.

I keep seeing a commercial for Turkish Airlines...don't want to move to Turkey, but I sure would like to live on one of those planes !!!! Everything is better on Turkish Airways...

Quick, while the funeral flowers are still fresh...make it a 2-fer. Yeah, that was tasteless...back to my cave now.

Made myself watch today [🤮] just to see if the killer was lurking in the shrubbery at the funeral, or was disguised as a server at the "memorial". No luck. No Daisy. 45 minutes wasted. And where were the bluebonnets for Daniel, to commemorate Heather's love for that flower ?? All he got was a stinkin' white rose. Summer had one job.... Again, is there no Starbucks in this hick town ?? Don't the hotel restaurants serve coffee ?? Everyone is living in a hotel anyway. No, gotta go to Crimson Lights to poke the bear...

Also misread the sign. May I share your corner ?? I have lemon bars...🤦

Poor Sully/Christian was the only kid in GC who didn't get to go trick or treating. 🎃🍬

Why is Kim so negative about a paternity test for her son K ?? She acts like she would shred the paperwork as soon as it arrives in the mail. "Naw, Joey, ain't seen no test results." Is it because her [not] ex is being forced to pay child support for this one...which could end if it's established that he's actually Joey's child ?? Shoot, that's half a house payment out the window.

Connor...Lucy...Noah... But the REAL surprise guest is the one in the back wearing dark glasses, Ben "Stitch" Rayburn,

Oh, no, please don't go !! I was SO ready to pull the plug last week, but now there's hope for the future [couldn't help myself 👿 sorry.] Could it be that Carter "Pied Pipers" 2 design lines, half the staff, and joins up with Sally 2.0 to form another company ??🙏🙏🙏 Leaving Bitch In A Box standing in her office with only a limp beige dishrag and a lap dog for company...."Bu-bu-bu-but I'm THE CEO !!"

If Damien was 15/16 [sorry, I was dozing off from excitement] in '96 when Nathan died, he would be in his mid 40's now. His 30 year old Dr / Businessman brother is supposed to track him down from parts unknown, straighten him out, lead him to a purposeful life, all in time to allow him to say goodbye to his dying mother. This is way beyond a simple "failure to launch ". Amy, sweetie, have you checked your basement ?? Those noises aren't rodents, they're the sound of your son's game controller.... Audra would have zero interest in Damien unless his current career path matches Nathan's original life as a successful criminal. Mucho dinero es muy sexy. Comments up thread on who's playing who are spot on. Amateur players playing Master Class players get played for fools. Are we supposed to believe that the GC ruling class is going to do-si-doh back to the time when Jack & Nikki and Victor & Diane were dance partners ?? Anvils are a-droppin'. The thought of Diane serving TGVN "Brussel Sprouts A'La Gaol" is delicious.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FREAKIN' HECK ?? TPTB DELETED MY POST WHERE I OUTLINED HOW AND WHY DAISY KILLED HEATHER !! ^^this^^ refers to my deleted post...Maybe my plot writing spoiled TPTB's surprise twist ?? AGAIN ....DAISY DID IT....DELETE ME AGAIN, BEOTCHES. 🤣

^^this^^ is a figment of my helpful plot writing since the PTB are so crappy at it. But just y'all wait, they'll steal my ideas....I want royalties, or maybe just my name on the end credits... For those who seem obsessed with Chance's Speedos...where, then, does he wear his badge ?? Going back to my cave now...

FYI...Discovery Channel has a 2 part special on Petra Wednesday night.