Juniper Stark

I read this as an actual gym. I was thinking “Holy hell, talk about upping your grift game! An entire gym? Is she super into fitness?” Nooooooo.

😂 Into the light, Carol Anne

I keep trying to type the words which would actually convey how beautiful and simple this comparison is, but I’m failing (failin’?) so @Kellyee , spot fucking on! Thank you. This is why I shouldn’t read here after getting drunk to watch the awards tonight. Lol.

“Rancid old mixed nuts” 🤣 Its not even 8 in the morning here, but that wins the internet for today!

I thought Krudy fucked up the common phrase “dipping your wick” and “pencil dick.” He mashed them up and failed much like he’s done with everything else he’s ever touched.

Pectin, Purchases and Peni. formerly known as Sister Wives.

@Absolomit a that NARCISSISTIC ATTITUDE that makes you absolutely right in your statement! ❤️🤗

So I haven’t been on here in so long that I gave up trying to recover my og password and email so I had to create a new account to come and shout instead of screaming at my TV rather than just screaming. (Enya Face here! Hi!) I hate this host. I’m surprised there were any shots where her hands were visible since her fists were so firmly lodged in Kody and Robyn’s assholes. I’m just gonna refer to her as “colon tickler” from here on out. Kody and Tomahawk had me SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED that I literally had to turn off the show. I couldn’t.