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Funny you should mention Michael Jackson, because everytime I've seen that look of Jen's, I've thought of Janet Jackson, Rhythm Nation -era, minus the cap and with Christmas tree lights!

Well enough that I can't be held responsible if my timelines are off or if I say something that's off. I don't know, my cataracts exploded and I couldn't see. Pay attention! Now look what you made me do. I couldn't get the quotes right because you are asking me all these questions and I answer because I haven't done anything wrong and I'm legally blind.

Yes I did, but my cataracs exploded, which is unfortunate.

I remember this one time I was screaming about my va-jay-jay at a restaurant, and then I drove home and there was a switchback and my car rolled over 5 times. No big deal.

Noella is insufferable and pretentious and snobby, and I hate how she's complaining about a warm tequila and everything. But it brings me so much joy that snooty, picky Heather is getting irritated by Noella's snooty ways! If Heather was smart and could pull her head out of her own ass, she would realize how she's been just as pretentious and picky as Noella. Birds of a feather. "Hello, this is Shannon. I'll be talking you through your phone sex tonight." Hilarious 😅😅 I'm happy Emily is finally getting the Fun-Shannon she has been wanting to meet!

I had forgotten about Kevin Lee!

We need silence before they can toot, remember? Maybe if we stopped posting on here...? 🤞 😅😅😅 I don't know why, but I need to ask: whose party was this?

😅 Well done! I was stupid or naive enough to give him the benefit of doubt. But you called it! 😎👍 I enjoyed Emily, too! I think she's fun 😊 The hot vagina was so funny 😄 And if she lived in Finland like me, no one would bat an eye at her drunken state and no Gina would be clapping at her face to get her to go home: we get way more drunk than Emily! (I don't know if it's a good thing or not 😅 I know Shane would get mightily annoyed!!)

Once again, I'm in the middle of watching the episode and haven't read your comments yet. But I want to say I'm from Finland and sauna is a big deal over here! And no, we don't eat in the sauna BUT I would eat an entire buffet spread in one just to annoy Heather. Go on, Emily, enjoy that turkey sandwich babe! 😈

Plus she got Ramona beat: not even Ramona has had the audacity to rent a place, go in before everyone else, pick a room for herself and then go take a bath in SOMEONE ELSE'S room and stay there enjoying herself till the rest of the group arrives!

Yeah! Could we make it happen? Although, I guess there's no need for that anymore since the Missus is going down.

OMG, thank you! I've been racking my brain for a few weeks now (I only recently started watching RHOSLC), trying to remember the actor who Meredith reminds me of! It's Sarah Paulson! It's like Meredith is Demi Moore/Jennifer Connelly (eyes and above) and Sarah Paulson (below eyes). And when I saw Angie I thought jeez, this woman is the spitting image of that same actor whose name I can't recall! It's like Lisa is obsessed with having friends that look like Sarah Paulson 😅 (Who is really beautiful, btw) Edit: Oh it was someone before you who mentioned Sarah Paulson before you? Well thank you both 😅

😅😅😅😅 I wish someone would add a fart track to this clip.

It was so ridiculous 😅😅 "To know Brooks Marks is to love Brooks Marks". Shut up already! I don't know why, but from the start I thought I would like Meredith more than Lisa out of the two. I was wrong! Meredith was a non-entity for the entire season. She didn't engage in anything but the blatant advertising of Brooks Marks, who is the single most annoying spawn of any HW ever. At least Lisa woke up for the reunion. I don't like her at all, but at least she talked and got passionate about things. Lisa had her husband spray tanned as well. They both looked so stupid. PS: I only recently started watching this show, and wanted to get my two cents in.

😅😅😅 How apt! Thank you for clearing that up!

I haven't read any comments yet, I'm still watching this latest episode, but I have to ask: did Shannon really tell Heather that Emily and Gina are unreliable and manipulative? Did that really happen and I somehow missed it? Edit: Canceling my question! I got my answer straight from the horse's mouth!

Lisa Rinna calls her husband 'Harry Hamlin' all the time 😅 Always the full name! Genuine question: what is BM? I don't know. Tried googling but got nothing.

That's a good one! I just started watching this franchise so I'm late to the party, but to me Whitney's Dad screams Will Ferrell in a black wig. On another note, I really like how Whitney is being there for her Dad. And he seems like a nice guy, I hope we don't find anything gross about him later on. I wish him the best.

I feel sorry for Noella, but I also think she should've made her own money and saved some and she wouldn't be having some of the issues sh's having. I don't get expecting other people to finance other people's lives.

Not everyone is as verbal with their feelings as the howives. Especially men, might I add? Particularly when on camera. I think it's just Shane's personality, and isn't indicative of his feelings toward Emily. My BF is similar, he doesn't get very emotional and he is rather matter of fact, but I do know how much he cares for me.

I was going to ask about the bag. So it's a fake Birkin she's modified herself? I didn't know whether 'The Rich Auntie' was a brand or something Noella likes to call herself. Apparently the latter. What a weird thing to call oneself. Her biggest achievement in life? Edit: Shirtless chihuahua husband sounds like Matthew McConaughey. Maybe if I close my eyes and listen to his voice and stop listening to what he's saying, I'll tolerate him.

Producer: What did you learn about yourself on this trip? Ramona: I don't know... Lessons? Lessons? 🤦😅

I had just started liking Gina last season, and I was going into this season feeling she's my favorite, but now she's already living rent-free in Heather's ass. I hate her throwing-friends-under-the-bus ways. I hated her during that one season when she was being horrible to Emily, her only friend on the show, but I forgave her when we found out about the situation with Matt. She got so much better when that situation was behind her and she met Travis. But now I feel like sh's going to be a crappy friend again this year.

I love it that we have complained about Dr. Jen's husband being shirtless in all of his scenes, and now in the second episode he is actually wearing a shirt, but he is still at a restaurant, holding the chihuahua. I was just about to comment, but then Jen actually does it for us 😅 I love it that she knows what irks us! Edit: Did I speak too soon? Was she actually complementing him for being topless all the time? I hate watching the episodes without subtitles, I can't always hear correctly. But I didn't want to wait for the subtitled version!

I agree with you, she does a great job. But that is also my problem with her: everything is so controlled and everything is about her (and their) image. Where's the authenticity? I like all the others who come out with their real problems. Heather has never revealed any real problems to the audience. Remember when Terry mentioned at some dinner that the D word had come out in a conversation? (D as in divorce. Not D as in the pleasuring part.) Heather was absolutely crushed and livid that he said it in company and in front of the cameras. I think that's the only time I've seen a glimpse to the real Heather. I just don't like pretentious people. Give me authenticity. (Yes, one might ask why I'm watching a show like this then 😅😅)