RoseAllDay

This is what happens when you fake-vomit constantly, get carried out on a stretcher with a blanket over your head, and act like you need a Heimlich maneuver. People don’t know what to believe. But I’m feeling charitable this evening, so I’ll wish her well.

I think you’re referring to revenge porn. Not to the same degree, but there was Naked Wasted. Just one more layer on the shit cake. Why not Teddi? Why not Brandi while we’re at it, and just totally sink this franchise?

That is SO annoying. It hurts my ears. Grammar rules have become very loose because they’re not really stressed anymore in schools, and the vernacular sets the standard. “I” may sound more “authoritative” than “me”, but it’s NOT CORRECT in all uses. GRR. (Getting off my high horse now…)

And then she cries, “My kids want nothing to do with meeeeeeeeee!” Simon could be a bastard, but he was totally right to insist his kids be kept off camera. I edit for a living, and that grammatical error is like fingernails on a blackboard to me. Yes, you hear it constantly on Bravo. But there seems to be an “anything goes” attitude creeping into grammatical rules, so it is here to stay.

I’m rewatching the season when the recently discarded Chateau Dubrow was being built, and Heather had a fun hoedown to rub it in everybody’s face — complete with a model of the chateau. Heather wanted everyone to write something nice, which would be put in a time capsule. Got me wondering if they dug that up, or just forgot about it. That was also the episode that introduced Meghan and Jim Edmonds before they joined the circus, and David got her a drink, making Shannon jealous. A reference was also made to Shannon’s drinking, by Heather to Terry. (Heather, BTW, was a total bitch to Shannon.)

Yeah. She’s really showing herself this season. I guess being fake for ten years starts to wear on a person. Her entitled behavior at La Quinta made me dislike her even more. “I’m taking my pineapple.” ‘“Why can’t we have people come to the door for our luggage?” Subtext: “I’m too good to clean up after myself and pick up one bag” 👎 I’d love to see production arrange some kind of trip for her and Terry, and punk them both by sending an old beater to their door rather than a stretch limo. Sort of like Vicki and the family van, only with meaner intent.

May have been. In that case, if I were him, I’d be careful about what I say.

The scenes with Gina and Emily — comedy gold. “I’m holding a weapon (pickleball racquet) and I’m not even using it!!!” Gina storms off in a grand, dramatic exit and can’t open the door to the house. Then the tearful make up. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, Emily’s assessment of Gina’s and Heather’s dynamic is pretty spot-on. Heather is obviously too good to take her own plate to the kitchen. I would have left it. I’m not her maid. Now, she bitches about having to carry her own luggage. Pro tip, hun: Don’t pack so damn much for a short trip. Tamra is vile. If she ever loses this gig, she could run a brothel. That pool table business was gross. She and Alexis give “being Christian” a bad name. Alexis, I can pretty much guarantee that John Janssen’s (why do they have to keep using his full name? everybody knows who he is, like Rinna and Harry Hamlin) treatment of Shannon is coming attractions of how he is going to treat YOU someday. Again, Emily is so right. Move TF on and live your wonderful, idyllic life, Lex. If Shannon did indeed almost run over John’s kid, why the hell didn’t he call the police when that happened? For that matter, why didn’t he call the cops when she left his house drunk? Had to again LOL with the dog looking into the camera with the voiceover, “Why did I sign up for this?” A question that we are all asking, my friend. Excellent sound editing, that. Jenn — you are raising five Little Jenns who will be just as clueless and irresponsible as adults as you apparently are. Stop enabling before it’s too late. Tamra: In your case, “butthole” does indeed equal “heart”. Her disingenuous “concern” for Shannon absolutely enrages me beyond words. I will give Shannon this — she calmly walked away from the table. That is a huge improvement over past public arguments. The biggest mistake this show made was in letting Tamra Judge come back. And I say this with absolute love: This should be Shannon’s last season as a regular castmember. This constant toxicity will destroy her. Getting and staying sober is hard enough without “friends” like Tamra constantly kicking out the slats beneath her. We all know Tamra was just squirrelling away more ammunition to use against Shannon at that dinner. I really hate her.

I think that kinda burned itself out. She acted completely wild on that trip — making up for lost time, I guess. One of the stews was absolutely disgusted, as was Kate. (“She’s doin’ fine!” classic Kate snark.) If somebody has to constantly brag, that’s a sure sign things aren’t as great as they want you to believe.

Didn’t say she got drunk at John’s. He obviously saw a problem and wanted her to stay until she was sober enough to drive. At least he cared that much, or more to the point, cared about the people she’d come across. I think the post I was referencing, but didn’t quote, asked if he could be held responsible. No, not if she was already three sheets to the wind when she got there. Was that when we were then treated to Heather’s beauty regimen? I still want to know if she was using Terry’s crap. Sorry for the above. Tried to edit and got that. Meant to say “nightly beauty regimen”.

I just read the best description of Heather: ”She’s intimidating to people who don’t have a high level of self-confidence.” That’s how she draws people into her orbit, why the claws come out when she runs into people who aren’t intimidated, and why people like Gina eventually find themselves on her dark side after being besties with her. IOW, a polite, pretty bully.

Didn’t she say she stormed out of the house to “show” him, and that he actually wanted her to stay because she was drunk? If she was already drunk when she got there, that’s not his fault. Shannon will never be able to be in a long-term relationship with anyone, as insecure and needy as she is. With her kids — who strike me as being calm and wise beyond their years — now pretty much on their own, she is going to be even more of a mess, which will just feed her drinking.

Then she should be mad at herself. The cheating rumors had pretty much died out, but now she’s brought them back. She is no longer the above-it-all, dignified Heather of seasons past. It’s just a stupid thing to be going on about. The pictures were an embarrassment, period, no matter the reason they were taken. I can’t imagine, either, carrying the grudges like these women do, even if they get paid handsomely to do it. That goes for all the HW shows.

Honestly, I can’t think of anybody, across almost all Bravo franchises, who has looked better after having work done. Personally, I’d never subject myself to that out of my own vanity.

Jim was a dangerous, controlling asshole, IMO. I think that explains her wild streak now. Lots of pent-up anger and aggression. I so agree — the decline started with Tamra (wasn’t she let go for a reason?) and has accelerated with Alexis. It seems they keep trying to find a place for Vicki, but clearly there is none, for which we should be thankful. When these shows cut people loose, they should stay gone. Tamra is now the heiress to Vicki’s claim of it being “her show.” There is enough agitation in the world that I shouldn’t have to tolerate it in shows that are allegedly for my “entertainment.” I don’t know why they think people want a steady diet of backstabbing and shrieking. We need a break from that. I’ve tried getting into NJ, and I just can’t for that very reason. It’s like a disease, no matter who the showrunners are. All these shows get to be practically unwatchable at some point.

Back in the day, there would be no way in hell that the Dubrows would be caught at Disneyland with the rest of us poors. They would have it closed for a “private event” first, 😂. (That’s why I found her shopping at that strip mall party supply store so funny. This was the woman who spent serious bucks on a cake for a stupid name-changing celebration and had a cow when that drunk woman “ruined it” by tearing off the tip of a bow. I’d expect she’d have an upscale party supply representative come to her, with samples.) The photos were done poorly too, which makes this even more ludicrous. Both Terry and Heather have overinflated egos that still have to be fed, and can’t stand the fact that 99% of the general population really couldn’t give two shits about them. She is a D List actor, and his face is no advertisement for plastic surgery nor for the wonders of Botox.

Yeah, but eventually I see them splitting permanently into two warring camps. The group dynamics seem to be getting worse every season.

I’m really calling bullshit on this “affecting her children” stuff. Her kids are grown, and I really don’t think they’d care that Mom and Dad had cheesy pictures taken of themselves at Disneyland, nor do I believe their friends would be calling them asking about it, especially Max clear across the country. I also call bullshit that she never wants to hear the word “paparazzi” ever again.

Maybe I’m getting prudish in my old age, but I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after that pHd commercial.

Gina about to get it from both sides, apparently. Who didn’t see that coming? Wait…Gina’s shirt has it, but it’s still wrong. Should be “girls’ “. EDIT… Nope, I was wrong. It was the camera angle, and the necklace hitting between the “l” and the “s”.

I was flashing back to the season when she was in the car with Heather, when she was going on and on and on and on and on about how many cars she and Jim owned, and Heather looking alternately bored and disgusted. ”We have the SUV but I begged Jim to get a Prius to help the economy out just a little bit…” HUH? 🤔That was the season where Tamra was actually right in calling out Alexis’s phoniness.

My vision of hell: Being trapped in a car with Alexis on a road trip. I think I’d open the door and throw myself out.

Heather shopping at a mall cracks me up. Were those Consult Beaute products she was showing off? Emily — Why does Jenn live rent free in your head? (I’ll show myself out…) Oh Gawd. The disco ball crop top is back.

As far as Tamra’s concerned, cruelty is the point. She’s the mean girl who finds someone else’s weakness and uses it as a weapon. Usually she makes it out to come from a place of “caring and friendship”, but she wants to wound. Shannon has been an easy target since her first season. If I’m Shannon, losing Tamra as a “friend” would be a big win.

That whole season is great. I still laugh when Eddie tells Tamra, “I am not working my ass off to support another man’s family.” Rick Warren was pretty well known back then, I think. Saddleback is a megachurch in the OC. He obviously didn’t care that he was being made a fool of. Actually, Vicki’s display of piousness disgusted (and still disgusts) me. Especially when she did her “praise be” handwaving poolside. Sacrilege is right.