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Shawn is the only man I've ever seen who doesn't look cute holding a baby.

We're 3 episodes in and not Brittany and Marcelino yet, please keep it that way.

Let me rewind.

Why did I think he would be wearing a Tshirt with Debbie's filtered face on it.

The person always calling the other person a toxic human IS THE TOXIC ONE.

Just don't give her any dick tonight, she'll learn to shut up Yohan.

Oh my god Danielle, shut up.

Sharps recycling Jenny and Mike Jones storyline...but Jenny is more likeable.

Derailing here but ya'll need to keep up with Molly, Kelley, and Cynthia. I will say no more but it's juicy.

There's a lot of witch doctors in the DR and we're to believe Yohan needs Danielle's for N.Y.C. special brand of sorcery.

Spoiler Alert: it won't.

I've grown fond of Debbie when it was pointed out she's the real life Tanya...'these gays are trying to kill me'.

Shut up son of Debbie, she's leaving you the town house. Let her live her life, no matter how stupid her decisions are.

If you whole life depended on things going well, you should have freaking planned ahead like almost everyone else does. If he can plan a sex change operation, surely he could have made sure to send his stuffed sock penis.

I plan more befhore going to the grocery store then these people do moving to a foreign country.

I know it's the rage to love Gabe but I don't like him. There I said it.

You're almost 40 Nicole, acting like the ugly American is not cute.

My gaydar pings for a few of them, not just Rishi.

Seeing these streaks in her hair embarrass me, I used to have this exact look 10 years ago.

Why are the masked up but weren't masked in the pharmacy scene.

You must not watch Seeking Sister Wives hahaha

I'm watching that Seeking Brother Husband cuz that one threesome looks like the new guy is gonna steal the husband.

One look at his teeth and I'd be on the plane back home.

Well according to their social media they did live in a hotel room together, grifting on Amazon the entire time and Go Funding. Tina and Meghan and Vanessa might be friends but I don't believe that Ashley was their friend from high school since she's 8 years younger. The strippers were cringe and the second one looked too damn young to be there.

Is there a male shortage in their city?