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Clint is such a poor deluded idiot. Tracie isn’t gonna change.

Oh God not the loud smacking of lips. We get it, these are all hot attractive people and we need to see how amazing they are together....

Yes, Maria thinks Mr. Integrity ended things with Megan... so sick of Lacey and her lips. Chon’s sister was right, Lacey manipulates Chon. He’s an idiot for falling for it. I had no idea fake tits, over inflated lips and vocal fry were so attractive....

It’s amazing the mental gymnastics these women all do to avoid blaming loser ass Michael... and please shut up “emotionally married” Maria....

A man doesn’t contact you in 3 weeks and you still think he’s into you? I’m so tired of Mumbles and his stupid women. Can we move onto Cheryl or someone else??

So Megan thinks she’s a singer? Sure, honey. You’re going to take Beyoncé’s Crown!

Yay! After a snoozer season of the main show, I hope this season really brings it.... I'm already declaring my hatred for new Angela - just what we need - another pushy, trashy old woman thinking her younger beau loves her and only her (although I suspect Michael is a better actor than Usman)...I am seriously not in the mood, though, for a season of "why are you talking to this witch on insta? Get rid of all this! It's disrespectful to our beautiful onscreen relationship." Blech. Oh Yolanda...we are of an age. Remember when we were younger it took a bit more to impress us than row after row of emojis? Seriously when did this become the gold standard for romance? All these older ladies who think that a guy who sends a hundred heart emojis means he's the real deal. It's the absolute least amount of effort. Big Ed. We'll see. Love his dog, though.

Does Robert ever talk about his other kids? It’s always Bryson.

No one cares about Tania’s soulmate. This is stupid. Makes me miss Danielle leaving with free pizza...

Shut up Robert. He didn’t lie to Natalie. He told her what he was doing. I can’t stand these insecure people who think every interaction with the opposite sex is fraught with sexual tension.

That’s the big betrayal? Lmao. Ridiculous.

I think it should still be said before you apply for a K1 visa, though...

DId that promo just say Before premiers tonite? Frauded! Frauded by TLC!

Tania “let’s talk about MEEEEEE!”

So do you still love your ex, Natalie? Cause you said you love FOREVER.

And selling colloidal silver as a cure for the corona virus...

Mike looks over it.

Ok Natalie. So break up with him and find someone who is religious. Done.

If we don’t find out Sequim Mike has five other wives on three continents and slept with Natalie’s mom, all of this buildup will be for naught... cause what the fuck can he have done to her to warrant all this? also, preemptive “shut up” to Robert. Hope we won’t see him on HEA. Wouldn’t mind Anny though...

Wasn’t Robyn the younger hotter wife that kickstarted the Sister Wives Show back in the day? Cause now.....not so much...

I’m not outgoing....let me go on one of the trashiest reality shows out there....

Just an hour.

Blake looks horrible with those contacts...

See Angela? We have another Nigerian in the next installment...your love is not that unique... Yawn. Blake and Jazmin. You know the Tell All should be entertaining enough without bringing all these tertiary people.. did Shaun just call Jazmin vibrant???? LOLOL. Dead.

Robert is back to calling people “haters”... maybe Michael’s friends know he’s in this for a green card, that he’s forced to screw her all the time, that he quit his job because she told him to, because he’s not going to have kids with her... FFS Angela no one is jealous of you. Those guys can find plenty of stupid American girls who are younger and prettier and not living in a trailer with their pedo incarcerated daughter’s kids.. michael you lost friends because you’re boring.