Grifter Lives

Didn't Yolanda's children ban her from the internet when they got guardianship? They should have.

Yolanda's got nothing on Erica's bunch of grapes earrings.

He must have meant, "messaged," not "massaged." That's the 100,000 figure he talks about.

Avery's not high all day. Only when she's filming her segments. Are these supposed to be one consecutive day or week by week? They all wear the same outfits.

Ash forgets to mention his crib is owned by his brother.

Now that we know how disgusting he really is, it's more obvious in the early scenes. Then, his own commetary and blatant insecurity in his comments make it even worse.

When the topic first came up, she said that she was a Baptist, so she wouldn't have needed to convert. She would have needed her baptismal certificate for the wedding. And, of course, conversion requires more than a white dress, a head scarf and fuzzy slippers. Even more ignorant were her attempts to start arguments against the religion: at the lunch after, where she tried to start a fight over women's equality in the church, and before the ceremony, where she defiantly asked if men had to cover their heads. Both just showed her immaturity and lack of grace. She's been married to Andrrrei for two years. He says his religion is important to him. They've had two years to expose her to the Orthodox Church, which became even more important once they decided to raise Eleanor in that faith.

Children are the one thing that Debbie can't give Colt, so the mere mention of hypothetical children strikes her too hard and shatters her incestuous delusions. The best she can do is their 7-9 cats, which Colt calls his kids. It's really sick.

I think that Tim exaggerated just to make whatever storyline about himself. And, I believe he's asexual, too. Earlier this season, he was disgusted by a Colt-Jess-Debbie-share-a-hotel-room, but, earlier in the season, he was bragging that he had sex with a girl when her father was in the room asleep, in high school. All his remarks are to overcompensate. P.S.: Larissa will hunt him down and date him if she sees this episode.

Tim always has some bad relationship story of his own. (All his comments are always about himself.) So, now, he has bought two different women breast implants, so he will never do it again. Yet, isn't his romantic history pretty limited to Veronica 8 years ago and Jennnnifer on the show?

They're all totally over-emoting, and now they've added exaggerated, wild gesticulations, too. It's obnoxious. Also, the time that the Pillow Talk couples spend not viewing the excerpts is counterproductive and increasing in each episode. The clips must be so boring that Cynthia balances a bowl of hummus on her head, and Loren fetches, shows off and takes her baby back to his crib. Also, at the beginning of the episode, a few of them were late to the party or nearly forgot.

Well, it's time for Eric-y to put up or shut up: She will move in with him and they'll get a cat.

This whole conversation does make Carmen look like Larissa's madam.

Caipirinhas all day long!

Debbie's actually more effectively scary than Lo because she has everything to lose.

That growth on Debbie's face has grown to look like a bolt on Frankenstein.

So far, every Moldovan has told Andrrei to get a job. Libby hasn't.

It never would have happened like they showed it, of course. It's so offensive.

Abuser 101: Bitch, you caused this argument. You caused it.

Michael's packed on the pounds, too.

Larissa's friend bars Larissa from seeing Eric-y, and Dr. DUI strongly advised against it, as much as he could. Yet there she is, with him. They're both relentless famewhores, which is why they deserve each other. But, I don't need to see them

I can only see Big Toe, since this forum pointed out in her first season.

That was Andrei's famous ballroom dancing.

Andrrei resents working as a translator. He's phenomenally work-averse.

She may be able to do them remotely! Or fly on her broom.