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Dorit really doesn't know how to shut the f*ck up.

I thought I'd be annoyed by Tommy's daughter throughout the season, but it was actually his son who irritated the 💩 out of me.

I love this!!

Going by Lisa's over the top reaction to the rumor Whitney was trying to burn, and not even hearing Whitney when she says she doesn't believe it and then trying to flip the script onto Angie….yeah, it's true.

Angie clocking Brittani recording and Mary clocking Brittani trying to change the subject at lunch. 👏👏👏 That's Heather's friend, she brought her on, but when the going got tough on the sprinter van, Heather wants to leave her girl hanging. Two pick me's in a pear tree. On the flip side, Angie and Mary's friendship is very genuinely sweet.

I'm over Dorit. Her over the top performative bullshit is sucking all the air out of the season. She reads as disingenuous to me. Say what you will about Sutton, but Dorit has always had it out for her - just in the sense that she sees Sutton as "beneath" her (the bank accounts say otherwise!) and easy to poke at. What did Sutton say that was wrong? She told Dorit that she wasn't mad at her, but mad at what's going on in her life. Is that not true? And how is that kicking Dorit while she's down? Sutton, nor anyone, shouldn't have to let Dorit run her mouth and complain unchecked just because she's allegedly having marital issues. Sutton was trying to give her advice from experience. But whatever. Dorit will get first chair at the reunion for the first time ever and has secured her diamond for season 15. That's what all of this is really about.

If this show does one thing, it's spin too many plates at once. Every other scene there's a new random side plot. I feel bad for Mike. Once again, nice guys finish last. Brie is a glutton for punishment and embraces messy, and there is none more messy than Brady. Toxic love reigns supreme in Soap Land. I almost don't blame Lark for taking the money and running…Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and Brady's a bonafide dumbass for taking her back in the first place. I don't know why Charmaine is still around. (or is she? dun Dun DUN!) Convenient that a baby basically gets handed to Mel and Jack. Will a surprise/miracle pregnancy be next?

Appeal? The gall! The hubris! A person's own pride and ego is their ultimate downfall. The body cam footage is particularly disturbing because she was far far worse than I assumed she was. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone. But I don't see how she doesn't do time for this, especially since this is her third (?) DUI offense.

5 episodes in and I'm over Dorit. She's going way too hard and, to me, it's coming off highly performative. I think she's taken a page out of the Lisa Rinna book of being an "elevated" version of herself and is building a storyline to ensure she keeps her diamond. She needs the money. And sorry not sorry, but I agree with Garcelle that the robbery was an insurance scam. Maaaaaaaaybe Dorit wasn't in on it, but nothing about it/the story ever sat right. And I also don't buy that her and Kyle are that much on the outs. Kyle will use anything to deflect from her personal life (her sexual awakening and new relationship). Sutton driving the Haul was pretty great. And Jennifer Tilly is a delight! 2 houses, one for fun and hosting parties - that's pretty genius! The Simpsons money has done her good. Garcelle's beach house is really cute.

The moment with Mary and Robert Jr was so raw and heartbreaking. I was shocked at all that he's taken. (did I hear right? did he say he'd take 10 oxy and not feel it?!) When Mary said she won't judge him but she can try to help him, that's a testament to a mother's love. It had to be so hard for her to hear that her boy was so unhappy he wanted to die. "Recognize it, own it, and change it. Because you can." I truly wish Robert Jr well and hope he is able to get the help he needs to come out of this.

Heather is insufferable.

Joan didn't even give Guy a chance. Chock promised her an apartment in NYC and that was a wrap. She likes the love-bombing. Meanwhile, Chock spent the entire season treating this "journey" for love like a competition. Guy can and will do better. And I think the reaction from the mansion guys in the audience toward Guy vs Chock speaks volumes.

ABC said "we're not making that mistake again!" 😂 Nancy is stunning both inside and out. She should be the next Golden Bachelorette, if she wants it. Or send her to Golden Paradise. She's such a catch!

Chock is going to control the heck out of Joan. Good luck, girl!

I don't know why I had read at the beginning of the season that But this definitely makes more sense.