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Appeal? The gall! The hubris! A person's own pride and ego is their ultimate downfall. The body cam footage is particularly disturbing because she was far far worse than I assumed she was. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone. But I don't see how she doesn't do time for this, especially since this is her third (?) DUI offense.

5 episodes in and I'm over Dorit. She's going way too hard and, to me, it's coming off highly performative. I think she's taken a page out of the Lisa Rinna book of being an "elevated" version of herself and is building a storyline to ensure she keeps her diamond. She needs the money. And sorry not sorry, but I agree with Garcelle that the robbery was an insurance scam. Maaaaaaaaybe Dorit wasn't in on it, but nothing about it/the story ever sat right. And I also don't buy that her and Kyle are that much on the outs. Kyle will use anything to deflect from her personal life (her sexual awakening and new relationship). Sutton driving the Haul was pretty great. And Jennifer Tilly is a delight! 2 houses, one for fun and hosting parties - that's pretty genius! The Simpsons money has done her good. Garcelle's beach house is really cute.

The moment with Mary and Robert Jr was so raw and heartbreaking. I was shocked at all that he's taken. (did I hear right? did he say he'd take 10 oxy and not feel it?!) When Mary said she won't judge him but she can try to help him, that's a testament to a mother's love. It had to be so hard for her to hear that her boy was so unhappy he wanted to die. "Recognize it, own it, and change it. Because you can." I truly wish Robert Jr well and hope he is able to get the help he needs to come out of this.

Heather is insufferable.

Joan didn't even give Guy a chance. Chock promised her an apartment in NYC and that was a wrap. She likes the love-bombing. Meanwhile, Chock spent the entire season treating this "journey" for love like a competition. Guy can and will do better. And I think the reaction from the mansion guys in the audience toward Guy vs Chock speaks volumes.

ABC said "we're not making that mistake again!" 😂 Nancy is stunning both inside and out. She should be the next Golden Bachelorette, if she wants it. Or send her to Golden Paradise. She's such a catch!

Chock is going to control the heck out of Joan. Good luck, girl!

I don't know why I had read at the beginning of the season that But this definitely makes more sense.

Joan, the lead, was the least interesting part of the Men Tell All (and the season of Golden Bachelorette, if I'm being honest). These guys are great. I really love that they all genuinely like each other. Sweet Charles! I've missed him. He colored his hair, got the requisite makeover after appearing on TV. haha I read in an article posted in the media section that apparently Jordan and his Chicago schlong have been seen out with Gerry's F2 Leslie. That's a match I can actually see. I noticed Sandra in the audience. Let's get her a date with one of these guys!

Chock gives me the ICK. Joan was far from the best choice for Golden Bachelorette. My vote would've been for Nancy - if they wanted someone "demure", or there were a handful of other ladies with more fun personality. Pascal is a good guy. I appreciate his honesty. And they need to get Golden Paradise in the works because I'd love to see him and April (Gerry's season) interact. I think, aesthetically anyway, they match up.

Joan's pretty low on personality, but I will say Pascal brings it out of her. At the start of the season, I wouldn't have picked Pascal for her - not sure I still do, but only because I think he could do better. lol He's really grown on me throughout the season. side note: His grandson looks like him. I don't really know how Jordan made it to Hometowns. They're the same age, but Joan seems so much older than him. Chock gives me the ick. There's just something that does not vibe with me. But I'm not the one dating him, and Joan seems really into it. Guy is the good on paper guy. Fit, a doctor.

Aww, I liked Keith. He has a great all-around energy. I wouldn't mind seeing him as the Golden Bachelor down the line. I feel the opposite about Chock. I think they're definitely setting Mark up for the next Golden Bachelor. IMO that's been the plan all along. Producers saw leading man potential ever since he was first introduced during Joey's Bachelor season.

Not surprised, but still sad to see Charles and Gary go. Please send them to Golden Paradise so we can see more of them! (I won't let this show idea go!!)

I'd love it if the Golden franchise did a Paradise-esq season with a bunch of the women (not Kathy!) from Gerry's season and the men from here. Not with the aim for proposals or anything like that. But just to see all of these nice, single Golden-aged people mix and mingle and have a good time. And maybe some will make real love connections.

If Kelsey's dad, Mark, ends up being the next Golden Bachelor (if he's not Joan's F1), then the Golden franchise wasted no time skewing younger…Gerry was 72, Joan is 61, Mark's 57…JLo is 55, I wouldn't categorize anyone in their 50's as "golden". Jonathan, the gentleman who came out of the limo wearing the eye mask, is smooth. Frenchie is a bit much. Joan looks older than 61. Sometimes getting work done has the opposite effect. F*ck off, Gerry!