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Heather obviously did not pick up the phone to the paparazzi…. Her agent did 🤦‍♀️. Photographers aren’t lurking at Disneyland waiting to take photos of D-list celebrities! C’mon Heather….you are treating us like idiots.

Need to post a pic of your next perfect pav!

Bet it still tastes amazing 😋 I grew up on pavlova made by someone who probably made them completely wrong, but it’s my favourite….a dark caramel colour, not white, crunchy on the outside and a bit chewy in the middle! Tips for perfect pav: https://www.taste.com.au/articles/the-pavs-and-the-pav-nots-by-matt-preston/d72c57hp

NY used to be my favourite housewives iteration. ::sigh:: Remember when the forum here was jam packed with comments? ::sigh::

Busted!

Heather is that A type personality that Gets.Things.Done. and everyone lets them take charge. However, most people forgot that the Heathers of the world can still be scared and vulnerable, so I really felt for her that no one checked on her after her mammogram. Gina can eff off with her questioning why Heather didn’t mention it sooner. Well… the whole reason Heather was upset was because she didn’t want to bring it up herself. Heather wanted someone to actually *ask her* instead of her having to tell everyone. 🙋‍♀️ I’m one of those Heathers.

That was unforgivable!

Yes! Watch her eyes in a talking head, for example. She looks like she’s about the fall asleep the way she frequently slowly blinks…and when she blinks her top lid almost doesn’t touch her bottom lids as if they are too tight. It is a real thing that if a surgeon removes too much top lid the eyes cannot close properly.

Ah, you make me laugh! 😘

Karen can barely close her eyes properly: surgery has made her eyelids too tight? Karen can barely keep her eyes open (in her talking heads and the Hattitude birthday lunch): is she taking something? My husband works in the sector referred to as ‘Alcohol and Other Drugs’ in Australia and refers to it as “on the nod”!

Blind item from Enty/CDAN This former A- list actress turned reality star dumped her husband for another woman, but the woman dumped the former actress. Kyle Richards/”Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”/Mauricio Umansky/Morgan Wade

Tamra is all over Shannon and her drinking…. Why isn’t anyone pointing out Tamra’s drinking problem? When your husband is asking that you are not served anymore alcohol that means something. Ps/ Archie 🥰🥰🥰

Gossip from CDAN: 334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **14** The Welcome: This long time soap actress (Eileen Davidson) has also done reality television (“Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“). No, she is not married to a plastic surgeon. Anyway, our actress kept having to go from one show to the next over the years. She never stayed at one soap for very long and then would be on a different show and then go back to the one she had starred on previously (“The Young and the Restless“/“Santa Barbara“/”Days of Our Lives”/”Days of Our Lives: Beyond Salem”/”The Bold and the Beautiful”). The reason was that she would literally sleep with any of her male co-stars who were not gay. She said it got the sexual tension out of the way right away and they could focus on acting. Invariably, this would cause some issue with her own significant others or the significant others of the actors she would hook up with and our actress would be shown the door. This went on for nearly two decades until one of her significant others (Vincent Van Patten) told her no more. She decided to abide by that. The significant other thought it was because of him, but in reality, the guys just were not as interested in her any longer and one producer at her longest running gig (“The Young and the Restless“), said she would probably be sued if she did it again. Eileen Davidson/”Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”/”The Young and the Restless/”Santa Barbara”/”Days of Our Lives”/”Days of Our Lives: Beyond Salem”/”The Bold and the Beautiful”/Vincent Van Patten/”The Young and the Restless”

What did you do??? I feel like I haven’t done anything to deserve this! Do we need to put you in the corner?!

The show is soooooo gripping that we are debating the grammar of the opening 😆😆😆. As a grammar pedant I’m here for it…but it kind of illustrates how boring the show is these days. :sigh: