CrinkleCutCat

I know these people are certain kinds of people to even be on reality tv… but for Kyle and Mauricio to film the conversation with their children about their marriage just shocks me. That’s a deeply emotional conversation that should be private. I’m all for Kyle to be more honest about her life for all of us viewers, but I don’t think she should have included her children (even her adult children) on film in this situation. It feels too exploitative.

Erika: We all KNOW that client’s money was used to buy the goddamn earrings! There just wasn’t sufficient evidence, or proof, on the source of the $750,000 used to purchase the earrings. The Court ruling doesn’t mean she has been vindicated. Her reaction though, solidifies my dislike of her nasty soul.

The FBI saying they want any of the evidence you have does not mean go out and collect more! Sheesh!

Aussie here: What/where is the PNW?! Should I tell you we are heading into a 33C/91F day where I live today?! Livin’ the dream! 🏖️

I think you have a sound theory! 👏

I don’t think Monica is a good fit. Too trashy (even for a Ho show!) and not wealthy enough. No house porn!

Depends on your upcoming social calendar: she only consults during parties.

I thought Ms singer ‘whatever her name is’ choosing to sing a song with the first line about taking your clothes off was soooo inappropriate for a memorial get together. I’m okay about Kyle being gooey eyes over Ms Singer if it’s a real relationship but I’m cynical about Ms Singer getting airtime on this show being a driver. Ms Singer doesn’t seem to be into Kyle as much as Kyle is waaaaaay into her.

Garcelle and her sons. I’m a mum of now adult sons and them breaking away from us to be men is heartbreaking!

^ does their training extend to the correct way to conduct a medical appointment during a cocktail party, without any diagnostic tools?! ”It doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense!” might mean you don’t understand Ms Newbie, not that you are being lied to.

Sutton is definitely Kyle’s punching bag, because Sutton won’t bite back too hard. Easy target. Kyle would never take out her aggression on Garcelle or Erika. What gives Kyle the right to act like a toddler and rain down on Sutton so hard? I wish Sutton could find her words faster and tell Kyle to cut it out. Why is Sutton allowing Kyle to be so aggressive with her? It can’t just be Southern manners, surely?

Teenage sons can be bloody heart breakers. ❤️‍🩹 I’ve never liked Kyle but I can’t stand this brittleness she has now.

They really don’t like each other do they?!

Wow…how did Sai get to twist that around? Ubah didn’t seem mad at her for sharing her secret about the boyfriend. I can’t stand Sai: she couldn’t wait to share Ubah’s secret. Such great morals ‘s

Will Heather end up on RHoBH?! That would be a better fit for her.

OF COURSE Heather’s new home is going to be better than the last… and that is why Heather is insufferable. The bragging … ugh.

It says something (to me) about this new iteration of RHoNY that I don’t race here to post something…and when I get here I can’t think of anything to say about the episode! It’s just not interesting enough. I’ll go further to say that it is mostly tedious. That can’t be a good recipe for a reality show?

Shannon is more worried about being misunderstood than about how much she has hurt anyone. If I had to choose a word to describe her, I wouldn’t be picking her own descriptor ‘kind’.

Jenna and her body dysmorphia is hard to watch. No matter how she got there, I just wish she could let go and enjoy herself instead of watching everyone frolic in the water while she’s on the beach under a bedsheet. Her body is the type aspired to in the fashion world yet she thinks she has a tummy (convo with her brother). Her skin has discolouration in places and she was teased for it as a child (time to get past the childhood trauma of that and act like you don’t care.) I know her childhood trauma is very real and still impacts her. I would have thought she would have gotten therapy by now as it’s negatively impacting her life. I like her and felt so sad that her insecurities are still so strong that she sits on the sidelines. It’s hard to watch as I cycle from understanding to being frustrated with her and back again.

I agree, except she’s directing it at Heather so I’m giving her a pass! ‘Bout time someone called out Dubrow’s pretentiousness!

I doubt we will ever scrape past 2 or 3 pages of comments per episode here too 🙁.

The most obnoxious thing is complaining about a gift… a gift! I didn’t see anyone else giving gifts either. I’m having a hard time enjoying this iteration… they are too self absorbed, and self conscious and just too negative (not enjoyable tv viewing)…. except Jenna… she is adorably uncomfortable and trying to make it nice. I would keep her but the others are just oxygen thieves. (My vote is out on Ubah as she has been missing a while).

Someone needs to remove that huge stick Erin has up her arse and just hit her over the head with it…. I’m not violent but she’s driving me crazy with her attitude. WHAT is so MISERABLE in her life that she needs to have her dial set to ‘miserable bitch’ all the time? This woman is not enjoyable to watch on tv. Permanently unhappy/bitchy/smug/complaining. Ps I did not appreciate Sai spilling the beans about Jenna’s ‘real name’ Judith. Jenna took it with good grace, but it’s really her story to share, even once it’s public knowledge. I didn’t think Sai shared it with a good intention either; I felt like she did it to stir things up because she didn’t share it with a particularly friendly tone.

As a long time Shannon fan, it pains me to type this, but it’s true: Shannon calling Heather manipulative is Shannon describing herself. I’m over Shannon manipulating everyone with her perpetual victimhood. I suspect the producers are over this too. Examples: they highlighted the difference between the exoneration program with the housewives (most of them but notably not Shannon) describing how humbled they are by what the exonerees have gone through. They describe how it puts perspective onto things in their own lives when they think they are having a hard time…..cut to Shannon freaking out about people talking about her “behind my back” and crying over people not attending her party. Second example of how the producers are feeling about Shannon: the duh duh duh villain music they played as Shannon was arriving to have lunch with Emily 😆

This episode hasn’t even given me anything to be snarky about (except the ‘fashun’ critiques already mentioned here!)… it was all so tame and boring.