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  1. Anal-eze really got the brunt of the editing tonight. That segment about the summer solstice was GOLD Jerry, GOLD! Every time they feature her, I weep for the education system of America. How does one get a college degree and still not have a clue about common life situations or nomenclature? Jackson is still a dick regardless of how many corn pone sayings he regurgitates. However, he really should have put up Christie and Tommy - although he seems to remain clueless about their connection. Holly really is just using him as a meat shield and will continue to go further because he draws so much attention to himself.
  2. Not sure why Kat decided to go after Cliff in her pre-elimination speech. Rather than give them reasons to keep her, she tried her hand at smack talk. Cliff's "I'm not your Father" joke kind of lightened the mood. It sure seemed to screw with the Chenbot though. I thought I heard her short circuit. Since the beginning, I've felt the cast this year was pretty much "charm free". It's not going to get better. Personally, I enjoy the snark forums here much more than the actual show.
  3. I'm by no means a gay porn expert, but I do know a few things about the 2 hamsters in question. Neither has done any adult projects that were BB related or themed AFAIK. Will (Wikle) pretty much stuck to mainstream gigs after his season. He hosted a travel show on LogoTV for a season or 2 I believe and then appeared in some low budget gay themed movies. To my knowledge he's only done 1 gay hardcore video in 2016. Steven Daigle went into the gay porn industry a year or 2 after his BB season. He's done several videos and worked for several different studios over the last decade. I don't think he has done any porn work for several years. He has had some brushes with the law for domestic battery. Doing adult vids are career paths with a very short shelf life and most of the "actors" never get back into legit mainstream projects.
  4. Trivago. The one thing I noticed is that either the Tim "Trivago" Williams is rather short, or all the other guys are tall.
  5. Tommy and Christie knowing each other IS an advantage - but not a guarantee that they will make it to end game. As was said upthread, BB has given potential unfair advantages in several other seasons. Some that come to mind: doppelganger twins Natalie and Adria, Nakomis & Cowboy (although they didn't know they were related until well into the season), Evel Dick and Danielle, Paul and his friendship bracelets, bringing back former contestants to compete against newbies (5 seasons of this). Personally, I think these production shenanigans are boring and craptastic. Plus, very often these advantage twists rarely paid off.
  6. Lawt, Christie cries more than BB8's Waaaamber. She essentially psyches herself into the most catastrophic situation imaginable. Let's see if she can MANIFEST it! BTW, did anyone else drink when Kat said "manifest" in the Diary Room? LegoMitchy seems comfortable that America hates him - and I'm not surprised by that. Hey "Sis", I am also confused. Why is AnalEze one of the 3? She's pretty innocuous. She basically has laid around all summer under Jack. Maybe Tommy & Jack got more votes but since Jack is out and Tommy is HOH, she was the next highest vote getter? I would have enjoyed seeing Holly as 1 of the 3.
  7. +1 for schmeckle IF Tommy is sharing the prize money with him, yes. I always think that BB should include more than 1 gay man in the house. But CBS would lose their fooking minds if they had 2 guys canoodling in bed all summer (with surplus noodles).
  8. Julie's dress courtesy of Orange Julius and Littlest Angel Teenform brassieres.
  9. Or "Newsies"! I thought the same thing. Stupid is as stupid does. BB's most annoying little dildo. Veto contestant selection ceremony: was Jackson eating before and during it? It seemed like he was. Maybe he's pregnant. I personally don't care which of the douchebros go. I'm bitter and pretty meh about all of them, so I'm not that invested in any hamster.
  10. Paul! AG is still trying to make Paul happen (hopefully like "fetch", it doesn't)
  11. Matt??? The spooge-meister who left used condoms in drawers and wiped his DNA on kitchen towels?
  12. Those early DS episodes were very gothic and moody. They're almost like those old horror movies from the 1940's. Once the color episodes hit, like many other shows of the late 60's, programs really wanted to wow viewers with *COLOR!* and it unfortunately toned down the moodiness of the series. Barnabas and Josette. It seems that Barnabas just can't seem to get over that woman - throughout the series he continually keeps trying to pull Josette into his life - via surrogate (Vicky) or someone who looks just like her (Maggie Evans, Kitty Hampshire and Rachel Drummond). Of course, most of his attempts to get jiggy with pseudo-Josette never works out. Josette's family sure had some strong genetics that she continued to have dopplegangers throughout the centuries!
  13. What in Hot Topic remnant fabric hell was Julieie wearing tonight? Does she really go into wardrobe before every show and say "Just fuck my shit up"? In true BB fashion, let's tease that "something is going on that will throw the house in chaos" and then, nothing. Quit promising that big dick of death, BB. We're on to you after this many years of vienna sausages. Way to end an episode, with the hamsters staring at monitors trying to memorize shit.
  14. Just a mildly interesting thing: After his Little Bo Creep appearance in the Veto Comp, there was no sign of Jack in the remainder of the episode. Not complaining, just found it mildly interesting. I was worried about the sheeples mishandling the sheep. Maybe because I value animal life over hamster life all day, every day. I don't think the house environment is safe or healthy for an innocent animal. I think the last time BB had an animal in the house was BB2 when the houseguests got a pig for a few days - and Dr. Will had to rescue it from drowning in the swimming pool when it fell in. Also, CBS has another list of words they're not allowed to use with their new program "Beyond the Valley of the Trollops" AKA Love Island: Anal Warts Blue Waffle Abreva Herpes Twister Blumpkin Vienna Sausage Vacuous Fratbro Floordrobe
  15. Wow, 30+ minutes for that riveting HOH comp? I thought it was pretty funny that Jess was out in the 1st 2 minutes of the live show. But lasted thru 4 minutes of the comp recap. The comp really was made for slim and wiry body types, although Mr. Lego Head's misogyny and extra caloric intake gave him the strength to power through. Well, this HOH should be pretty lame. Holly will play as Ms. Lego Head, and 1 more of the outsiders will go. It would have been more interesting if she had put up Christie and Nick. Is the show trying to make Kat out to be more interesting than she is? Is this the first time we've seen Anal-Eze in any lengthy Diary room discussion? Will Holly be able to form her own opinions without interference from the Lego corp? Meh, who cares? I'm still not gonna watch "CBS' Wide World of Hepatitis" aka Love Island.
  16. I found out yesterday that money grubbing CBS is gone from our DirecTV Now lineup. This, following NBC and the local affiliate being blocked back on July 3rd. So, I think... "well, this is baby Jesus telling me to stop watching this season's BB. He's cosmically telling me that "this is the worst waste of my time and this season is shite." I signed up for CBS Streaming today because I'm weak and backslidin'. That being said, I'm kind of giving baby Jesus the side eye now, because this episode of "How Cliff Hogg Got His Groove Back" was pretty entertaining. I mean, c'mon! There were sound effects galore, assholes in peril, 2 men sharing a cucumber (no homo), toilet trips with said cucumber, Boss Hogg dancing, alliance implosions, and our friendly BB announcer being a marvelous smartass! However, I still refuse to watch "Batchlewhores in Paradise" AKA Syphilis Island.
  17. Oh LAWT! Those bumpers during last nights BB episode for "Free Clinic Beach Party" AKA Love Island. Winston. Weston. Weston. Winston. Will the "ladies" be able to keep their names straight? No. - HighMaintenance
  18. Some of them are jockeying for a spot on FoodNetwork's "Worst Cooks in America". That's just how famewhoring works.
  19. This epi actually came fairly close to mirroring what reportedly happened on the live feeds. It wasn't mentioned, but the misfits must know the size of the opposing alliance and who's in it by taking roll call in the HOH. Bella basically is one of those bullying beyotches that talks over everyone to "win" arguments. Her conversation with Nicole made me flashback to every conversation where I was blamed for something I didn't do and everyone believed the opposite. Nicole just kind of shut down because it seemed no matter what she said, everyone was convinced she was lying. Regarding that confrontation: Tommy wasn't there as a mediator, he was there to be complicit in Bella's bullying - so he's just as guilty a Bella by NOT intervening or trying to de-escalate the situation. He just watched the bully beat up the victim and then passes out a band-aid and a hug after watching the carnage. He's a sycophantic asshole. I'm truly tired of hearing about Camp Comeback and couldn't care less who fights for their way back. There's STILL way too many hamsters in that house! I'd have to say at this point in the season, there is NO ONE I'm really rooting for. The "nice" misfits are just too bland and passive to even care about and the mean "populars" are just famewhores, bullies or assholes.
  20. She would think they were "Dis CUST ing" and on her daughter's BIRTHDAY!
  21. Been watching the werewolf chronicles, which is interspersed with the "Quentin possesses David and Amy" storyline. You know, Tom/Chris Jennings was teh hawtness back in the day. Don Briscoe was quite the soap hunk! Poor Don died relatively young - 64. So, I'm now gearing up for Barnabas' time trip into 1897 and his encounters with Quentin. I think this is when the series really became culturally hot and before the polarizing Leviathan storyline drug everything down.
  22. Well, she is kind of his futon. Which one is Kat again? Shout out to Big Brother trope #13 - during your HOH, mention you are thinking about nominating 2 of the "big bads". Show will have clips of you stating this 3 or more times during the episode just to build up to you nominating the 2 least threatening hamsters in the entire house.
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