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This girl showing up in her panny drawers was just..... ugh. I honestly wonder tho, does Naeem have top teeth? Garrick just can't wait to get some Brazilian bum bum. He's on the first thing smoking. I bet Dannnnielllle didn't get shit from him in the divorce either.

Rob is such a misersble whiner!! Also the way the middle friend stared Emily down for the whole Kobe convo was priceless!!! 🤣

I think Wendy needed to quit 'teaching' before she was fired. Especially with the gutter, low brow comments she's been making. The ladies seem to think Candiace deserves physical retribution for her reads. I suspect it's because she's SO DAMN GOOD AT IT. You can't deny she has the quick wit and vocabulary for the job. With that being said, I'm glad she took her exit and spared herself all the drama and mistreatment she's been receiving.

I missed whatever happened with the *gasp* guidelines as far as commenting but as you may have noticed, I was forced to retire my old moniker. I mean to be fair, I can see how it was a violation 3xs over 😂 So, here's a list of things I can say about this episode without fear of breaking the new rules:

Robyn's incessant repetition about the screenshots the screenshots the screenshots the screenshots the screenshots was giving desperate deflection vibes. I mean.... all this coming from a woman who believes whatever cockamamie story Juan pulls out of his ass even in the face of logic?

I thoroughly enjoyed Dannielle trying to live vicariously through Brazilian Bombshell 2.0. She was an instigating little something-or-other wasn't she?? She's all THAT'S A LIE, YES YOU WERE!!! She didn't really seem to be upset with it herself, or was just resigned to the fact that whatever Garrick says is law. Either way I'm sure it felt good to be able to lay into Mr. Bible Sperm. Obviously she was hoping (as we all were) that BB 2.0 would take off running. Alas, she didn't and so the saga continues.

Wait a minute now..... I missed this little tidbit of info. Aren't they supposed to be SAVING for a house?

If Robbyn is no longer a HW, she needs to get away from Juan. The RHOP check was the thing keeping him (barely) hanging on. I can see him becoming insufferable with the both of them jobless and sitting around twiddling thumbs.

Jasmine not getting her way, crying hysterically and claiming to break up with Gino is about as fresh as a musty gym bag and must be stopped at all costs. Time for them to go. Ashley gets on my nerves, but wow her skin is looking AMAZING! I just don't like Emily. She's not horrible this season but I never got over the aggravation of previous seasons.

Yeah, I can only comment on her styling. Everything else is the same ole G.

Gizelle actually looked good tonight!

Not even one legging!!! What in the coochie sweat is going on??

Re: the photo reveal- Wendy's blonde wig was a NO for me. I don't think it's about blaming Ashley per se. Ashley is a part of the main group and inserts a problematic outsider to disrupt shit. It was nice to see the HWs hold Ash accountable for being messy. Zen Wen even had to give Nneka props for trying to diffuse. Also, Kurn arriving w security was comedy gold. K in the confessional... "Are you okay??" Referring to being hit in her FACE was a Yas Queen moment for me. She is absolutely gorgeous. Gordon and Mia's situation is not surprising but still very sad. Mia had a 10 year hall pass and fucked it up? Go to a carnival indeed! If Robin isn't coming back next season, at least she'll have plenty of time for swallowing. I wonder if it tastes like laundry detergent?

I'm late to the party, started binge watching season 6 after I came across a viral spoiler. I found out that the walk out scenes from Matt were edited, so that made me feel a teeny tiny bit better about it 😄

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