Concerned

Simon was pretty sketchy. An adult living in the suburbs and is otherwise able who doesn’t drive suggests he’s is banned from driving due to DUIs. The bad teeth and tattoos suggest a low class upbringing. Feeding her to death suggests he’s either an idiot or a psychopath. Why would he marry a ridiculously fat woman anyway? There’s more to Simon than Simon says.

Highlights were in road trip to Dr Now’s, taking her scooter on the highway and her British husband’s teeth. The show directly addressed COVID. But Shannon made very little progress is 14 months and her prognosis is poor. A couple frightening moments for her when she seemed desperate and in jeopardy, and frightening for viewers at the distribution of fat in her legs. Not a success, more of a freak show.

Used to work at dialysis and the scale was built into the floor. Weigh the patient in the chair and subtract the weight of the chair. I’m actually shocked that Dr Now doesn’t have this.

Bet the people at the gym dial 9 and 1 and hold a finger over the 1.

The mask over Simon’s teeth is a good look for him.

When that plane crashed in North Carolina 20 years ago, they brought in the carnival weight guesser to review the video of people loading to determine the total load.

So COVID is highlighted. Everyone is masked. She can’t fit on Dr Now’s scale. Still over 700 in month 11. This is not a good situation.

Bet that chicken and broccoli meal is a fake for the cameras and her backdoor men are Ben and Jerry.

Think how happy TagTeam are. Their one hit from 37 years ago is churning out dollars once again and they are on national TV 20 times a day.

He will have his revenge. A big life insurance policy and a tray of Cinnabon.

The first thing she said to Dr Now is that she’s in a lot of pain. Could be an addict.

740 wow

I love how the cameraman doesn’t put down his equipment and help. He’s probably thinking her tears are gold.

Those legs and thighs are the stuff of nightmares.

Must suck to be super fat in Tucson because it gets so hot summers.

That’s how Medicaid works. He also gets citizenship.

707. Not the jet, her weight.

Bethany was on earlier. At least Shannon isn’t murdering her daughters with food like Bethany.

Maybe this bloke is marrying her for citizenship. She’s his anchor baby.

Shannon has a leprechaun to sponge her.

My downfall is having a couple drinks before dinner and then not having much self control, but nobody on this show is shown drinking. I know people who consume 2,500 calories worth of beer each day and end up with a beer belly, but no booze hounds on 600 pound life.

I felt bad for him, but I had to agree with Dr Paradise. When Michael said that weekend with the pedo scoutmaster put him in a cage and Paradise raised his eyebrows and asked if he was still in a cage now. Writing a letter to the dead scoutmaster 33 years later was an attempt to allow Michael to exit the cage he dwelled in.

Michael is so theatrical and speaks in such absolutes. Like a middle schooler, his life is a great drama and he’s the leading character. Whether it’s LARPing, or crystals, he’s trying to elevate a boring, humble life into grand opera. His wife feeds into him, but you can tell the kids don’t. He must have been an impressive figure, a six seven martial arts student, but now he’s a lazy bum in a trailer with a vivid imagination. Dr Now and Dr Paradise both read him brilliantly and he did lose weight. The episode makes no mention of COVID so you wonder when it was filmed.

I get the joke, but Ralph Macchio is turning SIXTY this year.

He should do the crane. If he pretended the dummy was the scoutmaster, he would get some real exercise.