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Me too.

I've been preparing myself to laugh whilst throwing up about presidential dick pics eventually finding the light of the day.

I'm surprised Chris Matthews has been on so often. He's all the things Joe despises in anyone but himself. Loud, opinionated, and makes his fiancé (lol) giggle and blush.

Loooooool

Watching Mika's visible physical unease at the mention of porn, sex and Trump is one of the little joys in life.

That "Give me a break... Break me off a piece of the Oval Office" clip was something we would have done in college after an all night bender. Yiiiiikes.

OMG I forgot about THAT. We've descended into such a sh!tshow that somehow left my memory of the primary season. I feel icky. Mika looks like she wants to jump Joe while he argued with Cruz about guns. The segment is finally over. What the hell did I even just watch?

Remember that time Joe went off about Cruz being a lesser man than him because he didn't fight back enough for his wife when Trump insulted her looks? Lol that's the first thing I thought of when they announced he was on this morning.

I just went over to her Instagram, "joe-Mika" had date night last night. Draw your own conclusions. Their Brooklyn BBQ shtick is worn. Please stop, every single person associated with the show. Barnicle needs to go back to bed. He looks and talks like he just woke up.

I take it back. Things got worse during the Ted Cruz segment.

Joe: When I was a Congressman I was never afraid of the NRA. Lol. Of course not. You had an A+++++ rating. The look Mika gave the camera was classic.

Yeah that was weird to me too. I was wondering if doing that (repeatedly) was more because he was responding personally as the guy who looooooves her and not as her professional coworker. He didn't alpha male puff his chest out about himself or Joy being called out by name. But re: the bolded... that is exactly the vibe I get from their relationship. That thought process leads down squicky paths so I'll stop there. (Quietly whispered snark, because he used it enough to annoy me. Joe, you are a fiancé. Mika is a fiancée.)

She's gotten an increase in violent and death threats since the NRA commercial naming her (and Joy), and then saying their time is almost up, a couple days ago. And yes, stay safe Millennium!

Oh, this is what Joe was doing during that panel. I snark about Joe's rants a lot, but to be honest, I don't blame him for calling this out at all. (This is only one tweet. He let loose a string of at least four)

Aaaaaaand. He's running for President (edit so I'm not starting rumors: he didn't state anything, but what he refused to say pretty much gave it away). I'm shocked this was the panel Joe skipped. Maybe there's an envisioned Flake-Scarborough ticket. Mika did say Joe should be VP recently. Lol

I don't remember if this was last night during the Nunberging or this morning, but one of those times Katty Kay was introduced and she was sat so still vacantly staring in the camera I thought my stream froze. Nope, she just has the ability to transform into a statue on demand.

Robert Costa's eyebrows need an intervention.

"MJ in DC!" Dang. Mika looks like a quiet plea for help.

Perhaps I'm just in a particularly annoy-able mood today, but it's been bugging me lately how #joeandmika always stress Mika's parents fleeing from Hitler and National Socialism, like they were from a shtetl and lost all their family as a result of Nazism. Both sides of Mika's family are old European aristocracy, her mother "fled" with her uncle, the then-former president, to protected exile in the UK with full international governmental help. Her father's father was a high ranking diplomat who "fled" to Canada because he was re-stationed there while Poland was still an autonomous state.

Hope you don't get blisters!

Don't we all...

I checked out after the first 30 until now. Someone really killed one of her chickens? Yikes. Joe gave Mika her pig as a Christmas gift, but now he hates them? He hates them so much he gave his fiancee one? I'm terribly sorry Eric Bolling lost is son to opioids. But don't they know anyone else -- like, anyone else -- to get on their show to talk about this? Know your value by aiding in a sexual harasser's public rehabilitation, I guess. I wish #joeandmika were even half as interested in social issues that don't personally impact them. Lol. This final panel is just chock full of disgruntled Republicans. Is Mika the only non-Republican? I'm not sure she fully counts anymore...

I hope this is what makes Mika put her foot down and cancel Barnicle as a Friend of the Show:

Ugh. I'm lucky my circles have only been talking about him as an antisemite and homophobe. I can't imagine being deep in Grahamland right now. Godspeed, Xena. Lol I don't really get Joe's love for the man. Joe is a suspected adulterer moving toward making a third woman Mrs. Scarborough. That's not something this man would have liked.

So, it's looking as if Nicole and Paul will both be on the first season of the new -Americans finding love abroad- theme show. Gah, I can't wait to see them together, all in one room, for the reunion. The crazy out of control.