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Exaaaaactly! She’s not skinny or younger and she has a mind of her own which he labeled as “shyness”. She wasn’t shy...she just wasn’t into his bullshit and was probably wondering wtf Ashley was thinking.

Angela and Auralee trying to convince April to stick with the “family” was too funny. Like those two biotches aren’t celebrating the possibility of a life without April. As for Dufus Drew...he is a total douchebag. The pressure he’s putting on her is ridiculous. He is borderline verbally abusive in his summation of why she doesn’t want to go and completely dismissive of her concerns. You should have run, girl, and taken your share of the cash when you divorced his ass. He’s a pussy who will do anything to avoid going to jail for polygamy. Watching him let the wives duke it out made me want to punch him. A previous poster was right...Melina wanted Sharis but not the husband...hahahaha! Awesome! Even more amusing...Ashley’s choice of a sister wife. I thought Dimitri was going to start crying when he realized she was a heavier size and not blathering over him. Watching him later try to wiggle out of dating Ashley’s friend was THE BEST!

Bwahahaha! Straight up died laughing. That WOULD be freaking amazing tv!!! ?????

OMG!!! Pure Gold! Thanks for the link and the laughs!

Soooo...Jocelyn gets dumped because she doesn’t want to tell Ashley the details of her and Dimitri’s date BUT Dimitri gets to bang a potential sister wife on the second date and Ashley is ok with it. Gotcha. Ashley? Honey? Dimitri doesn’t want a second wife, he wants to bang other women. Grow a backbone you hipster wannabe. And your friend with 5 kids wanting to join you two...what kind of mother brings FIVE kids into a convoluted mess like that? WTF is up with Drew? April, Angela and Auralee are a cat fight away from being on a dateline murder mystery episode. April, if you didn’t want polygamy, you should’ve divorced his lame ass. Now you’re stuck as part of a set of bitchster wives. Deal with it and quit whining. The Alldredges seem downright normal. Rock on ??Sistahs! That said, Melina is hinkey. Don’t bring her on board.

Because...talking to the “designer”, planning the delivery of the shoes, having a backup plan and having the stripper shoes overnighted by mail make too much sense for Andrea the Bridezilla-Bitch. I straight up would’ve left after the first hour. I don’t cater to prima dona bullshit like that. When she cried that people were trying to rush her on HER day I was like...bitch, please. Nah-uh.

OMG! Yes, I forgot about the maggots! If maggots eating your flesh while you are lying in your own fat and waste day after day doesn’t spur you to lose weight and get your life in order, then nothing will. Being obese and seeking help is one thing, so I get that (I did this very thing—though I was by no means remotely near these weights). Being obese and delusional that no one is helping you while allowing maggots to feast on you is something else. That turns my stomach.

I just can’t even... THIS is narcissism at it’s core. The therapist and I part ways on this one. Lisa was a spoiled brat as a child, she’s a spoiled bitch as an adult and I’m glad those daughters of hers are following their goals as opposed to being her slaves.

Were Andrea and Johna competing for who could be the biggest bitch-bride? The fact no one slapped the shit out of Andrea after the day-long histrionics, the drama with the stripper shoes and the four hour wait for a wedding ceremony is a modern day miracle. The blue gang banger cake must be a new Mormon tradition. Johnna’s hillbilly (almost) beach wedding was lame in comparison. She could have told Garret she didn’t want to elope before he spent $100 bucks on the “roadside-diner-beach-wedding” replete with blue coiled wash hose in the background. Johnna, side note: stop wearing body-con clothing or start working out. Where is Andrea’s kid’s dad(s)? They need to be rescued from her bullshit. They are actually cute kids and seem sane despite her. Andrea’s bridesmaid almost stole the bride’s bitch-thunder with her philosophical commentary on multi-cultural weddings. When she opined “my husband is probably never ,going to trust me to come to a black wedding again, especially considering the crowd” my daughter and I nearly flew into stroke territory. Thanks, “lady” for adding fuel to the “white people are racist” fire...seriously, WTF? Who says shit like that...much less thinks it? Message to Scott: If you are hellbent on giving your money away to someone who doesn’t love you and is happy to bleed your bank account with your permission...I’ll text you my number...????

Best moments: 1. Whit setting up her reason not to run...plantar fasciitis! 2. Babs checking out the Hawaiian hotties was awesome . Babs ditching the possie for alone time was priceless. Team Babs! 3. The 5k...whoops...8k “debacle”. Did he know? ?Didn’t he know? ?I’m more interested in how long he and Babs fell apart laughing when they went back to their room. When he said “well, I didn’t want you to have a choice”...??? 4. Was waiting for Whit to smell the sea cucumber. 5. Whit on the boogie board...on the one hand good for her. On the other hand...apparently boogie boards are much sturdier than I believed them to be! 6. Buddy, Buddy, Buddy...I’m not a fan. Too many druggies in my fam. They are unpredictable. 7. I wonder if her chub rub is worse at the beach? That sand tho... 8. How come everyone looks so fake happy during the anniversary toast? 9. The whining over the race...for fuck’s sake. She wants to break the cycle? How about breaking it at home and not going on the trip with all your friends? Her and the fake anxiety. Stop it. Seriously. Just stop. And poor Hunter getting caught up in that. And...until next week when she has to go to the hospital over 8k and Buddy calls Whit an addict...woohoo!

At first I thought LB was a whiny brat but now I think he’s a freaking miracle to not have offed himself from her looney emotional swings, the sisters infantalizing him and his dad’s “ghost” presence. Smothering martyrdom is always fun, right? ? Random thoughts: 1. I’m not clear what their presumed finances or choice of place to live has to do with anything. He’s over 600 lbs. and that’s the important issue. 2. I loved his refreshing personal insight, his ability to be bigger than his anxiety and his honesty with Dr. Now 3. Mom is definitely an alcoholic and a saboteur. Her vehemence about giving up the beer and then making a big deal in distinguishing between beer and harder alcohol was proof enough of the alcoholism. She sabotages because as he gets thinner, she has got no purpose to life—no one to helicopter around. Martyrs need a cause and he’s taking her cause away. When she said he was more trouble than her girls but she loved him as much...??? I’m glad he booted her dumb ass back to SC. 4. I couldn’t help myself...when the therapist opened the door and said her name, all I could think was “her name was Lola, she was a show girl...”. Sigh... I’m twisted like that. She gave him great guidance. Yay, Lola! 5. His dedication to a new lifestyle is inspiring and helping his dad...awwww Team LB!

Well...you all covered the swing, the pig (mr. piggy), the trip and the run. I got nothing new on that. So... Anyone else get the feeling Buddy was trying too hard to sound rehabbed? He was saying the right stuff but the emotion was as forced as Whitney’s reaction to seeing him for first time at the facility. A lot of fake boohooing. I don’t think he looks any better. He’s still bloated and red and incomprehensible. Something sounds fishy to me.

That is literally 6 days worth of calories for me...5 days when I’m training more. That’s insane. I try to picture being imprisoned by a 600+ pound body and I can’t. It’s too depressing. At one time I weighed 257 for a year at 5’8”. It was awful. I had the sleeve surgery 8 years ago and have been 136-140 for years now. When I think about these folks, it’s so clear they have a mental illness first and an obesity problem second. No one would perpetuate that cruelty on themselves absent mental illness.

I am straight up tripping...two medium pizzas, 24 chicken wings, 2 boxes of cheese bread, and a double brownie plus chocolate for appetizers while she waited. How can her stomach hold that?? Her family doesn’t owe her to diet. She has to find that will on her own .

Andrea has just slid further into narcissistic bitch territory. She’s a complete bore, she’s off the hook ALWAYS and she is always looking to start shit. Her complete lack of understanding that the engagement ring and everything about it has to do with her sister and the fiancé is bizarre. I can’t stand her.