AllyCat

Why did they pretend to end the date, only to meet up "secretly" after? Dimitri told Ashley they just needed to move to another spot because the restaurant was closing, yet Jocelyn called for an Uber and said ger goodbyes as if the date was over. Something isn't adding up. I think he had no intention of telling Ashley the date continued, and only fessed up because at some point, he realized they were going to get caught.

Perhaps she is realizing it's a glimpse into her future.

I don't know why I'm surprised, but wtf was up with FT taking a fork and shoveling the tres leches into his pie hole like an animal? It's not your own personal cake, FT. At least use a freaking knife to cut yourself a piece if you really can't wait. He is truly disgusting.

Yikes, Christine. Worse than I expected.

agreed. The lularoe seam splitting line was great, but for some reason I can't stop lol'ing over "Truely rolls across the lawn".

I guess you missed it if you just started watching, but I was really hoping for a traumatic bowling alley reenactment.

There is only one problem with this theory...I guarantee if FT lived there, you would be able to smell it as soon as you walk in the door.

Yup. It's so obvious speech impediment wife is his favorite. Of course April hates her. I would too.

Made it a whole 27 minutes before Twit expressed desire to smell something gross.

It wasn't that long of a trail. I feel I've walked longer from a parking lot to an actual trail head. I'm sure they just had one of the the other people in the hike not named Whit or Nada jog back to the lobby real quick and grab a chair.

That was the happiest Twit's been in a long time. That extra half a mile down hill (on a very level trail) made Twit feel like she just hiked the PCT. No doubt she was in her glory that someone else was able to do less than her.

She knew he didn't "love" her as much as he "loved" Nada, so he sent her because she knew Avi would just ignore if it were Twit chasing after him. When he ran away, it had nothing to do with Twit recording him...he just had zero F's for Twit....and yet here Twit is..once again making a big deal about how important her fantasy relationship with him was.

I can't with this Annalise chick. Does she have a traumatic childhood experience for EVERYTHING?? And don't get me started with Krystal and that voice....... Hiiiiiiiiiieeeeee. Oy vey, it's going to be a long season.

I can't stand these people. It's difficult to find any redeeming qualities amongst the Brown clan, but they got nothing on "Train Wreck Tony" and his taco/tres leches tantrums. He's downright repulsive.